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Are Spanking Blogs Dying?

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Are spanking blogs a dying art form?

If you are only here for the picture today, then here it is. If you pay attention there seems to be several people holding her down in what one would assume is a birthday spanking, or, paddling in this case.

Being that I am one of the old guard of spanking blogs, having had an active one for more than 18 years now, I have gone through the winds of change. At one point the spanking blog was very popular about 15 years ago or so, but they virtually all died off and were put out to pasture.

Now that doesn’t mean that there aren’t still popular spanking blogs out there, but nowadays mine isn’t one of them. The one thing that I have always taken pride in is my humbleness when it comes to telling the truth. And many times I have looked at the grandiose claims that some old blogs used to make in regards to their numbers.

The reason that I say they were grandiose is because of my own personal numbers. First and foremost, the numbers sounded unrealistic, sometimes upwards of 25 times more viewers than my blog used to get, even in the good days. But then I would look at the Internet website rankings, and the blogs with the claims would be below mine in the rankings. I believed the rankings to be true as well, because the blogs that I believed were good magnets for viewers, even though none of them exist anymore, they were indeed ranked higher than mine.

So where does this spanking blog currently stand? Well I am going to give you the honest number, because I am humble that way.

At one point in time, this blog would get upwards of 2,000 visitors a day, and on a bad day it would be as low as 600 visitors. The average number during this time would have been around 800-900 visitors a day. Where do I currently stand? This may shock you, but today my blog only gets between 130-160 visitors a day!!

It’s like 5 times less than what it once was.

There are a couple of factors that contribute to this, though. First of all there is that annoying security check that was forced onto my blog. While it is necessary, it doesn’t make it any less annoying. Why do I say that it is necessary though? It’s quite simple, every day my blog used to get a 100 or more spam comments that would be flagged, which is why I used to require an email address in order to leave a comment, otherwise the blog would have been flooded with spam. Since the security check was installed, I’m lucky if I even get one spam comment a day, the security check has all but eliminated them.

I’m also a smart guy though, because it made me confront a reality that I didn’t even know was there. When my numbers were high, were they actually a false number? Was most of my blog visitor count actually spam and bot visitors? Is it possible, in recent years anyway, that my blog numbers were severely inflated due to spam and bots? If I’m being really honest with you, I think that it was. Perhaps the reality for my blog is that the numbers fell in decline several years ago, long before I realized they were declining.

Before anyone questions it, this post has nothing to do with the death of this blog, in fact far from it. My blog was dying the last couple of years simply because I lost interest in the scene. There was one factor in particular that completely turned me off of the lifestyle, something that I found to be particularly reprehensible. Combined with my waning interest, it was a perfect combination of disaster for the longevity of this blog.

Now I’m back though, and my interest has been reignited by writing spanking stories that I am putting up on Amazon. Just so that you know, I am currently working on three stories, each of which are likely to be in the 25,000 word range, give or take.

In fact in one of the stories I have already written 5,000 words to, but I paused the story. It is a unique story set in 1955 of which I don’t want to give the details away just yet, but I am 5,000 words in and we aren’t even close to a spanking just yet. It made me pause because I’m thinking, is that what spankos really want? Let’s say a 25,000 word story, but the first spanking doesn’t happen until the story is already 10,000 words deep. There is likely to be three spankings in the entire story, but it is only a side piece to the main story. I’m just doubting how interested spankos would be in that.

Personally I love the idea of the story, it is a very unique one that I don’t recall reading anything similar before, so it will add a new dimension to spanking stories, and, ‘a new dimension’ could be considered quite a big hint as to the direction of my story.

So I have paused that one and I am now back to the story about Laura and her Mom. The framework of which has already been decided, I just need to get cracking on writing another 20,000 words.

Anyway, I’ve babbled on long enough, I don’t need to waste your time any further. My blog isn’t going anywhere, and if the truth be known, the stories I have been selling on Amazon have almost paid the entire annual fee for this blog for 2025 already, after only two weeks.

My 3rd Ebook Is Now Live

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This past week I have busted my tail writing a bunch of new stories, and I am happy to announce that my 3rd eBook has been launched. If you have Kindle Unlimited you can read it for free, and if not there is a nominal charge of $2.99 to own the book. Click on the image below to view.

My 3rd eBook

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In this book there are 4 new stories, plus an additional story from the blog that I put at the end of the book (Need a ride home) that has been expanded. Here is the book description for you so that you can see what is inside. The book also includes the very first F/M spanking story that I have ever written. In total the book contains 24,000 words.

In this book you will find 5 brand new spanking stories. The theme is the first spanking away from home.

Detective Susie on the case:

A rumor has been going around this quiet neighborhood concerning one of the local men. Susie has heard these rumors and she puts on her detective cap, determined to get to the bottom of the story, the very bottom. Susie learns that her friend did indeed get a spanking over her nylon panties, and soon Susie gets the same. The following day, however, Susie returns to the scene for some bare-bottom fun. If you click on the book cover you can read a sample of this story.

Remembering Matron:

Charlotte is the headmistress of a private school in London, and Emma is the student body counselor. Emma grew up on a council estate outside of London, while Charlotte grew up in wealth. After work one day, Charlotte invites Emma to her cottage on the school grounds, it is here where Emma learns that Charlotte’s matron at boarding school used to wallop her with a slipper. Horrified at first, Emma soon sees a replica of the slipper in the coming weeks. Curiosity gets the better of her and she asks Charlotte to spank her, just like matron used to do to Charlotte.

Matthew Visits his Neighbor:

Four years earlier, Matthew’s neighbor, Joanne, would playfully threaten him with a spanking. Now a college grad at 22, Matthew will soon be leaving the state to start a new job. On a visit to Joanne she finds out his birthday is coming up, and she asks him what he wants. He suggests a birthday spanking. What he gets for his trouble is a good sound spanking on his birthday instead. A real bare-bottom burner.

Trapped in a Window:

Steffi and Sue are starting university away from home. They go to live with an old friend of Steffi’s uncle. Part of the arrangement, as approved by both sets of parents of the two young women, is that the old friend, George, will act as their guardian, and both girls are aware that spanking rights have been granted. After testing the water for a few weeks, the girls one day jump up and lean through an old window while George is cooking. The old window slowly inches down until it traps them. George takes advantage of this mishap by retrieving his wooden butter patter out of the drawer. Two silky clad bottoms get a roasting. The following day Sue is mad over the spanking the night before, and she soon earns herself a bare-bottom, over the knee spanking.

Spanked in the Snow:

Gail is a bright young woman who has settled herself in the old country town rather than heading to the city to work. She is perhaps not fulfilling her potential, but she is perfectly happy with her choice. The reason for this? It gives her all the time in the world to study her favorite subject, spanking. One day she gets a ride home on a snowy night by an older man she works with. It isn’t long before she talks herself into a spanking, and it is given outdoors, right there in the snow. After the spanking she is plopped onto a snowy bench to cool off.

This book is approximately 24,000 words and features M/F, F/F and F/M spanking. All characters and scenarios in this story are fictional.

Do NOT Buy This Book

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If you don’t give a flying food truck about my eBooks, here is an old spanking newspaper article for you to read instead. Just click on the image below to see the full sized version. For those of you who are okay hearing about my eBooks, continue on below the image.

As you are all aware, I am currently putting together eBooks of some of my older spanking series’, as well as writing new material. The Mother Spanks series has now been compiled together into one story and is now fully edited.

The series has been renamed to ‘Spanking in Sunset Creek‘.

A word of warning though, DO NOT BUY this eBook. There is nothing new in the book that you have not read already previously on this blog. All three previous chapters of the ‘Mother Spanks’ series have been compiled together and they have been added to this new spanking eBook. If you have Kindle Unlimited and you want to add the eBook to your library for free, then by all means do so. Just don’t pay for it, because you have likely read it already. While the story remains the same, it has been updated and modified from the original, including a proper edit, lol. My goal here is not to guide you guys to the eBook, but I have put the book up to find NEW readers.

The reason I have put this up early is to build an audience on Kindle Unlimited. I have another book of ALL NEW spanking stories that I will release next week. I had hoped to finish that particular book by this week, but rather than rush it, I will take my time so that I can have a better product next week. Like I said, I have written 4 brand spanking new stories for the new eBook.

I have already started writing the continuation of the former ‘Mother Spanks’ series, which is now renamed as the ‘Spanking in Sunset Creek’ series,  with a goal of book two in the series being released in March sometime. Like I said, I only put the book up below early because I am trying to build an audience for my eBooks.

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Windsor Wednesday Classic – 278

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Before I begin with the Wednesday spanking classic this week, be aware that the image is huge, so you might want to click on the image itself for the full sized version.

A couple of years ago I had written a story that featured a spanking just like this, only it was an M/F spanking over a panty clad bottom. When I wrote the story, this is exactly what I envisioned, someone sat on a picnic bench with a naughty lass over his knee.

You can read that story as a part of my Mother Spanks series. The spanking I am referring to take part in EPISODE 3. The series is set in 1986 so it is before the advent of cell phones and computers.

What is happening in the image below? Lord only knows, but one can safely say that it is a family picnic of some sort, and one wouldn’t be too surprised if this was to celebrate someone’s birthday. That would be a pretty safe bet judging by what we see in the photo.

An OTK Classic

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Every now and then I find a true classic spanking photo during my online searches. Before we get to the picture though, this post will be a combination spanking/vanilla post. If you are just here for the spanking then the image is below, enjoy it. If you also want to read about something that blew my mind this past week then carrying on reading below the photo.

Other than the fact that this spanking pic is a wonderful shot, I did look at the exterior and wondered where this spanking is taking place. It is one of the reasons that I loathe spanking photos being cropped, there can be so much information to be found in the exterior.

So I’m guessing this is from around the 1940s, but if you look closely, would I be right in assuming that this is a photographers studio? It seems to have a backdrop that would be used for taking photos, though perhaps not because the background is black. Would a photographer use a black background for pictures?

Another thing of note that I spotted are the shadows. Is the picture possibly being taken outdoors? Let me know what you think in the comments! Anyway, isn’t this a fantastic photo? Click on the image for a larger version.

Now, if you only wanted the spanking image, you have it, but if you also want to hear a fun story from me then read on.

Back in the late 1980s, early 1990s, long before the days of the Internet, I was a huge fan of The Gipsy Kings. If you don’t know who they are, they are a group from France of Catalan heritage. They play a brand of music called Rumba Flamenca.

They were a big sensation 35 years ago and like I said, this was before the days of the Internet, so they became popular through word of mouth. The group consisted of two sets of brothers, the five Reyes brothers and the three Baliardo brothers. All of them were cousins of each other. Now I’m not sure how it all works but their fathers were cousins, so does that make them cousins, one time removed? There was a ninth member who was married to one the the Reyes’ sisters.

On Youtube I spotted that they played Glastonbury this year so of course I clicked on it just to see them one more time. The video was terrible, shot from the back of a room where you couldn’t even see the group. Just before I clicked off though, something on the side caught my eye.

“Jose Reyes – Father of the Gipsy Kings”

Wait, hang on a minute, their father was also a performer?

He was performing with a guy called Manitas de Plata, who was famous for his Flamenco guitar. Jose Reyes was the father of the five Reyes brothers in The Gipsy Kings. Also performing were Hyppolite Baliardo and Manero Baliardo. Surely they weren’t also related to the Baliardo brothers in the Gipsy Kings, were they?

It turns out that Manitas de Plata was born Ricardo Baliardo, and he was the father of the three Baliardo brothers in the group the Gipsy Kings. The two fathers of eight of the nine Gipsy Kings performed together for years. I was stunned, and what’s more, The Gipsy Kings became famous off of the music their fathers created. That just blew my mind.

So here is a fabulous video from 1967 of the older family members of The Gipsy Kings. The main guitarist is Manitas de Plata, the guitarist to his right is Hyppolite Baliardo and the first singer is Manero Baliardo. The second singer who is behind the left shoulder of Manitas de Plata is Jose Reyes, the father of the singing members of The Gipsy Kings.

A little disclaimer here, the members of the Baliardo family are not clear. In some places it says that Manitas de Plata is the father of the three Baliardo brothers in The Gipsy Kings, but other places it says that they are his nephews. Hyppolite and Manero I believe are his brothers, but is has also been said that they are his sons as well.

Due to the lifestyle that Manitas lived, he fathered many children from different women, so my belief is that Hyppolite and Manero are his brothers, while the three Baliardo brothers in the Gipsy Kings are his sons, though all likely with different mothers.

White Cotton Knickers

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To be honest I have never been one to get excitement from a pair of white cotton knickers, but this image is one of those rare exceptions because the whole scene looks divine.

Now in a different universe I would say that this would have the hallmarks of a classic birthday spanking, but I know different. This picture is quite likely from one of the old British spanking magazines of the 70s, and quite honestly, until the Internet came along British people were clueless about birthday spankings.

I’m sure someone will have some revisionist history and that they always knew about them, dating back to the 1910s, but the reality is, in England we have ‘Birthday bumps’. Perhaps on the rarest of occasions there might have been a ‘Penny for a smack’ taking place on someone’s birthday 🙂 I don’t even know if that is a thing back in the UK anymore, I haven’t lived there in decades.

Anyway, enjoy the pic, and while I know that it isn’t a birthday spanking, please excuse me for thinking it might be 😉

A Memory Triggered

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A couple of days ago I was going through the sold items on Ebay and I found this little item. It probably doesn’t look like much to you guys, but to me it triggered a wonderful memory.

Back in 1985, when I was 22 years old, I came to America for the very first time to work at a summer camp in a little place known as Whitehouse, Ohio.

One thing that you have to remember is this, I came to America in the days before the Internet. Something happened that summer that quite likely had a profound affect on my desire to move here.

During the summer of 1985 I discovered something completely new to me, and that discovery was birthday spankings. Now I’m not going to embellish things, most of what I witnessed was the camp director using a straw broom as the birthday recipient stood on a chair. In fact in all reality it wasn’t a spanking at all, it was just something symbolic.

There were three occasions though when it was just slightly more than symbolic, though still nothing more than love pats. In fact the only one with some oomph to it was during an overnight stay.

To be honest I can’t remember the job title of the guy I stayed with for the night. I think he had something to do with a head maintenance position, and his son was also a junior counselor at the camp. On my day off they took me home with them for the night.

It was the following day when we were getting ready to go water skiing when the son took his sister over his lap to give her the birthday whacks. What struck me was that there was no formality to it, they were sat next to each other on the couch when he pulled her over his knee. The parents didn’t bat an eyelid and his sister didn’t even protest in the least. I was taken aback by how nonchalant everyone was about the ordeal.

So what does this have to do with Cedar Point?

Not much to be honest with you. That summer however, six of us (3 couples) had a day out at Cedar Point in Ohio. It was my first time at an American amusement park and no, I never saw any paddles like the one above. Just seeing such a paddle though stirred some wonderful memories of my very first trip to America.

Top Ten Of 2023

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If I’m being really honest I hadn’t planned on creating the list this year. Then I figured that I have done it every year for so long now that it would be a shame if I didn’t keep the tradition going, just so that you guys can see what the most viewed posts were on this website last year.

Before moving on, if you want to support me, simply watch one of my videos on my vanilla YOUTUBE CHANNEL. If everyone who views this post watched a short video of mine then I would have a good week myself. In fact here you go, here is a very short video, less than 4 minutes long. It is a story that I narrate about a Korean Independence fighter who was buried just up the road to where I live for 100 years. Earlier this year his remains were flown back to South Korea where he was repatriated with honor. His story was immortalized in the Korean drama “Mr. Sunshine” if anyone watched it on Netflix.

Thanks in advance to anyone who is kind enough to watch the video by clicking the red button in the center of the video.

Right, time for the top ten spanking posts of 2023. The rules are simple, I only look at the number of views from posts that were made after January the 1st, 2023 onwards. There’s no cheating, no bumping up of my favorite posts, no alternate slate of electors, no tinfoil hat conspiracy theories, no space lasers, nothing like that. This is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, whether I like it or not, lol.

Number 1: CARRY ON SPANKING

It wasn’t my personal favorite post by any stretch of the imagination, however, it was the most viewed post on this website in 2023 by a country mile. I don’t remember the exact number, but it had something like 4 times the amount of views that number 2 on this list had.

Now don’t get me wrong, I grew up in England so to see old Babs from the Carry On films getting spanked by Terry Scott from “Terry and June” was certainly a delight, especially as it appears that she had very little on under her tunic. Click here for more…

Number 2: Windsor Sunday Candid’s – 138

Without a doubt a very worthy contender for picture of the year, and I will say that even if I compiled the list myself, this image would have had a decent chance of making the top ten regardless.

A visit to the barracks proved to be a rather hot affair for this young lass. Read more…

Number 3: Birthday Bonanza 1 – Birthday Spankings

Back in May I made 20 posts back to back, each featuring three spanking photos in honor of my 60th birthday. Let’s be honest, if any of those posts were likely to crack the top ten of the year then it was likely to be the very first one.

Thankfully it came in third on the year for most viewed posts, and this particular entry has three awesome spanking photos that I brought to the community. It even features an actual tennis coach giving a birthday spanking to one of her students. Make sure you click the link here and check the photos out, they really are some of the best that I have posted this year. Read more…

Number 4: Roger The Sixth – An Outstanding Spanking Image

Now if I had my way, this image would have been hands down my favorite spanking image of the year. Until I discovered this image it was previously unknown to the spanking world. I mean we knew there was a spanking in the play, an English guy wrote about it on the SpankStatement site back in like 2009 or something, it’s just that nobody had ever seen an image of the spanking.

Earlier in the year I paid for a subscription to the British newspaper archive and BANG, I came up with this delightful image!! There were many others that I discovered and I alerted the community to the website for them to search as well. I’m nowhere near finished posting all of my finds, I still have some awesome spanking images that I believe haven’t been seen before.

But that all pales in comparison, in all my years of running a website, this image is up there as one of the top five spanking images that I have discovered. It is right up there with the Elvis spanking a smiling Jenny Maxwell image that I purchased to share with the community, and the rare Natalie Wood spanking image that, until I paid for it, the community only had a piss poor version to see.

Be sure to click this link to see this wonderful spanking image. Read more…

Number 5: Windsor Sunday Candid’s – 145

For shame, for shame!! One of the rarest of events occurred on this blog earlier this year, I actually pilfered the work of someone else!! Yes, it’s true, I took one of the spanking images from SPKCOMICS to share with you all on my blog.

Of course I went overboard in praising their effort and providing them with the credit that they deserve by linking back to their work! Now if only I got so much as a single link back to the 100’s of images that get sucked up by the globload from my site and repackaged elsewhere 🙂

It’s all about personal ethics though, and I was happy to share the love with the original source of the find.

The image is a lobby card from the movie “The girl who couldn’t quite”. From my time on the British site I do have other images from the play version of this movie, some that I believe are new to the community. Look out for them in 2024. Read more…

Number 6: Windsor Sunday Candid’s – 146

Exactly a week after I posted number 5 on this list, the Sunday Candid that I posted the following week also made the top ten posts of the year.

Now I don’t know how British people feel about this image, whether it is just me or if it is just the age that I am and what this means to me. When I was a very young man I lived in a bedsit, and my girlfriend at the time lived in a girls home for troubled youths. Not exactly what is pictured here in this image and article (other than the bedsit part) but for some reason this picture reaches me on an emotional level. There is something decidedly British that speaks to me here, a part of my former life.

It isn’t a perfect image by any means, but the story means the world to me. Read more…

Number 7: F/M Friday 59

I’ve mentioned it many times in the past, the F/M Collection page on this website is the most viewed page every single year. Don’t ask me why, it’s not like I post any F/M content other than the odd F/M Friday post, but people flock to the page. Maybe it’s because nobody else posts this type of material?

My other work is often purloined which in turn dilutes the need to see them on my site. Not so with the F/M material though. I mean every now and then you can find the odd one added to someone’s site, but in general they aren’t touched much. That’s one theory that I have anyway. Obviously I haven’t posted many of them this year, but one of them still found its way into the top ten of 2023. Quite likely because it fulfills the fantasy of getting an OTK spanking from the teacher quite nicely. That’s Texas for you. Read more…

Number 8: Windsor Wednesday Classic – 265

This is one of my personal favorite photos of the year, and it isn’t even that good of an image! With that said though, I think that because it isn’t a very good image that is what makes it a real classic.

Now I’m not one to embellish what I am seeing, however, in this this instance I truly believe that we are seeing a genuine spanking.

Of course I could be wrong, but if they are playing for the camera then they are doing a mighty fine job. This spanking image prompted a lot of discussion in the comment section, with each of us exploring the nuances of the spanking. Read more…

Number 9: The Scantest Of Protection

Every year there is always a post that makes me ask “How did that make the top ten”?

Number 9 on this list fits that bill perfectly. I mean it is just a generic spanking pic from an old magazine, and unless you are a lover of silky panties and fishnet stockings then it isn’t really that remarkable a picture. However, like I said, I’m honest about this list, and as this is the 9th most viewed post on my site it 2023 then it will have its place on the list reserved. Read more…

Number 10: Birthday Bonanza 9 – More Birthday Spankings

The final entry on the list of most viewed posts of 2023 takes us back to my 60th birthday spanking bonanza, and ironically this set was also specifically birthday spankings as number 3 on this list was as well.

Again, all three images are unique and feature genuine birthday spankings. The first of the images had been shared elsewhere before, but it was misrepresented as being something that it actually wasn’t. So I was happy to share the full context of the spanking which included the image above the spanking image where the girl was blowing out her birthday candles. Be sure to click this link to see all images. Read more…

So there we have it slapnuts!! One more year is down and we move on to year 18 of this humble little spanking blog. I mean if you followed along this year you will know that I have questioned whether or not I wanted to keep doing this, but then I did some self reflection and convinced myself that I could keep doing it, and if I felt the need to take a month off every now and then I could do that as well.

There are still mountains of images that I need to share with you all before my number is called, though I do expect to at least live another decade or so. Even though my entire family died relatively young, I’m the only member of the family that didn’t eat meat. So being meat free for 37 years now has probably been good for the heart, and as all of my male family members died of a heart attack that has to be a good thing, right? 🙂

I hope that you enjoyed the top ten list this year. Do you have a personal favorite image from the previous year? Maybe it didn’t even make the top ten list?

A happy New Year to you all and may 2024 be a fruitful and peaceful one for you all.

Don’t Believe Your Eyes

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One thing that I try really hard not to do on this blog is be negative in any way, shape or form, but there is something that I have to address.

99% of all emails that I get concern one of two things. Firstly it is people asking me about Pixie (and other models from 20 years ago to a lesser degree) or, people send me a pic and ask me to identify it. It’s the only communication that I have in the spanking world.

Just recently I had a very well known spanking producer ask me about Pixie, which was combined with other comments that were made on this blog. Thankfully someone told me why these questions might still be coming.

There is a spanking page out there that is modelled on Wikipedia. Just like Wikipedia though, don’t believe everything that you read.

There is a dreadfully irresponsible notice about Pixie that is completely untrue. Someone in their infinite wisdom found an article online about an Amber Wells from the Lonestar state, a state that our East Coast Pixie doesn’t live in. They found an article and rather than even remotely try and verify it, they just slapped it up online and attributed it to our Pixie, just because the person from the Lonestar state’s REAL name matches the STAGE name of Pixie.

At what point, and I don’t think I am telling tales out of school here, but at what point did anyone think that Amber Wells was Pixie’s real name? There’s a famous journalist for the Guardian whose name is Richard Windsor, I’m surprised that this Wiki page hasn’t posted that he and I are the same person! Just for the record, we’re not, Richard Windsor also isn’t my REAL name!

If anyone knows who edits that Wiki page please do me a favor, tell them to edit it and take down the irresponsible notice that they posted about Pixie!

Now I haven’t spoken to Pixie for a couple of years, we just naturally drifted apart, but I have nothing but good memories about her and she still means a lot to me. We are friends on social media and while I may see her post from time to time, I generally just leave her be. So please don’t believe that nonsense regarding a person in the Lonestar state as being our Pixie, it’s not. That woman’s REAL name was Amber Wells, which is NOT the real name of our Amber Wells.

Over and out, and a little bit angry I must admit.