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A Day At The DMV

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Yesterday I had to travel to Jamaica, Queens to go to the DMV (Department of motor vehicles for my foreign readers) to obtain a NY State ID.

There was a big reason for this trip; namely that my Green Card is up for renewal in January. Due to the current anti-immigration policies taking place in America, I need to get some form of government ID just in case I get rodgered without lube in January.

For those of you who don’t know, once I apply for my new Green Card, my current one gets automatically extended by three years. However, I still need valid ID should a problem occur. I will have the old Green Card, and while it will still be valid, the expiration date on the card itself won’t be.

Before I go any further, here is a spanking pic for you if that is all you are here for.

As you can see, I had some fun with one of my own personal pics yesterday, and I love how it came out.

Here is how my fun day went yesterday, though.

To get to Jamaica from where I live involves a long bus ride and then two trains. Because the ID requirement is vitally important to me, I left well in advance to make my scheduled appointment. That was just as well really, because the bus journey alone took over an hour. Still, I arrived 45 minutes ahead of my appointment time.

Now, you will read horror stories all over the web about people’s experiences at the DMV, but let me start by saying that the DMV in Queens was extremely efficient. I arrived at 12:15pm for a 1pm appointment, and I was done and dusted before my scheduled appointment time even arrived. It wasn’t all easy, though.

First of all, I lined up at the front desk that the lady at the door directed me too. The lady at that desk then yells at me to stand to the right side. I’m trying to remain calm, but that is tough because I have a big mouth, lol. So I politely answered her. “You might want to put up a sign where you want people to stand.”

It is still efficient, though. The lady at the desk has everything you need, and she does the pre-checklist, which means by the time you get to the counter you already have your papers in order. However, one of the items that you need are two different letters addressed to you from businesses to prove your address.

One of my two documents was my annual SSA (Social security administration) statement. The lady at the desk wouldn’t accept it.

Now, I understand that it isn’t a conventional document, but my home is paperless when it comes to bills. The SSA statement is on their list of approved documents, and I can understand that it isn’t a usual document for someone to bring. A quick check on the list of approved documents should suffice for her, though.

Nope, I had to run my mouth again to get it approved. The document is mailed to me by the United States government. If you have to prove your address, is there another document anywhere that would be more proof of address than the one the government sent to you? I had to ‘argue the toss’ (British term) to try to apply some common sense.

All the papers are filled out, and next you stand in line to confirm your appointment with another worker. Trust me, and I know I am emphasizing it, but the system is so efficient, it really is.

So now I am at the counter, and I’m a little worried because the clerk keeps talking to the clerk next to her as she works on my papers. Just stay focused on my details for five minutes. The last thing I want is an error because a clerk makes a mistake by talking to someone else.

That soon became farcical because of a woman who approached the clerk that my clerk was talking to. Apparently this woman had left the DMV and her number was called during her absence, so, she had to join the queue at the back of the line again, lol, and she wasn’t happy about it.

It involved security, cursing, screaming, you name it. All the while I am trying to ask my clerk questions so that she can get back to finishing my paperwork instead of inserting herself into the argument next door.

Anyway, despite the New York state of mind, I was in and out of the DMV within 40 minutes, and the ID, which still needs to be mailed to me, only cost $6.50. A small fee compared to the $415 it will cost me to renew my Green Card.

Just figured I would share a vanilla story for a change.

Changed Direction Again

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“I used to be undecided, but now I’m not so sure!”

Once more I have changed direction. My original goal was to re-work the British Spanking eBook, and while I started it, I decided to change focus for now. What I am doing instead is writing THE SPANKING NEIGHBOR part 3.

Changing direction might delay my writing by a little bit, but if I can write 1,200 words a day, then the new book should be ready by mid-May. I started it yesterday. Part 3 will be the finale of the series, and then later in the year I will bundle all three volumes together for a novel-length eBook.

Over on MY DEVIANTART PROFILE I restored a classic spanking image. It was the old picture seen below, and the new version looks like a brand new image. Click on the link at the beginning of this sentence to see the 2026 version. It will be worth your while.

I’m also working on restoring spanking pics from The Ups and Downs of a Handyman. As you can see from my first effort below, I have removed the trees that were obscuring the view, but at the same time it has given Bob Todd a pair of tights instead of jodhpurs, lol. I’m working on it, though. I will get a decent image from the set soon I am sure.

Below is the updated collection of my spanking eBooks. The usual details apply. If you have Kindle Unlimited then you can read the book for free, otherwise it is $2.99 (£1.99) to own.

Spanking eBooks Updated

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eBook Number 12 Has Arrived

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It has been a good while since I last released a spanking eBook, but I am delighted to announce that eBook number 12 has arrived.

This eBook is the 4th in the Discovering Spanking series; it is a bonus stories edition. The title of the eBook is DISCOVERING SPANKING – BONUS STORIES.

The Discovering Spanking series is my most popular, so I wrote an additional book for a couple of reasons. First of all, if people like reading the eBooks, then why not add more of what readers like? The second reason is that these stories will close the series, and in a few weeks’ time I will release an Omnibus edition featuring all 4 books into one bumper eBook at a discount price. The details of the new eBook are below.

Just click on the image below to view the new eBook, or see the link at the bottom of the post. The usual details apply. If you have Kindle Unlimited, then you can read the book for free; otherwise, it is $2.99 (£1.99) to own.

The image below takes you to the Amazon USA site. If you are in the UK or anywhere else in the world, visit your local Amazon retailer and search for my author name; I am pretty easy to find.

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Book Summary

Discovering Spanking returns for the fourth time with five bonus stories of first-time spanking encounters. From a store owner testing out a paddle on a customer to a landlady who is less than impressed with her tenant’s revealing outfit. Birthday spankings, spanking machines, a sorority house, and even a public spanking—this eBook has it all.

All original stories are either M/F or F/F; one small scene is F/M.

Jessica’s Paddle: Jessica visits a country store because she has heard that they sell spanking paddles. She wants one for her sorority, but the store owner convinces her to test it out first. He spanks her, over her panties, no less. Jessica takes the new paddle back to the sorority. She demonstrates the paddle’s use on the freshman, Bonnie.

The Old School Uniform: Sandra has wanted to be spanked for the longest time. When her landlady makes some old-fashioned comments in general, Sandra buys herself a St. Trinian’s outfit. Mrs. Worthington is less than impressed with her revealing costume. Sandra’s first spanking proceeds, but it probably won’t be her last.

Liam and Lana: A young man from Ireland arrives in Texas. His budding love interest shares Texas traditions with him, and she even volunteers her mom to give him a birthday spanking. Her Texas mom is particularly thorough. Later that night, when they are both hanging out in the park, he gets his revenge on his girlfriend; only Lana gets spanked on her bare bottom in public.

A Sexy Birthday Spanking: Our birthday girl, Olivia, turns 21 today. She has teased her sexy older neighbor into giving her a birthday spanking. Olivia enjoys it so much that she shows her appreciation afterwards. He finally carries her up the stairs, hoisted over his shoulder, smacking her bottom along the way.

The Spanking Machine: Stephanie’s boyfriend has made a spanking machine for an online company. When he leaves for a business meeting, his girlfriend can’t help herself; she has to try it out. It hurt, far greater than she anticipated. That doesn’t prevent her friend Juliette from giving it a whirl as well.

All of the characters in this story are fictional, and all are over the age of 18. 

This eBook is approximately 27,000 words long.

View the book by clicking on this highlighted link.

Windsor Wednesday Classic – 308

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After having taken a few months off, I am back to writing stories. Tomorrow, if all goes well, I will be releasing my 12th eBook. The new book contains 5 stories. As I am transparent, if you are a regular reader of this blog then it is only 4 new stories.

The last story in the eBook is a spanking machine story that I previously posted on this site. Obviously it went through an overhaul, but it is essentially the same story. The eBook is 27,000 words long, and the spanking machine story is 3,500 words long. So there is still 23,500 words of new material.

Two of the stories are complete rewrites, as in from start to finish, of two ideas that I previously wrote about. Each one is a brand-new story, though, as only the concept of the original idea remains.

More about that tomorrow, though, when I actually publish the book.

Today’s image inspired one of the new stories. A young lady wants to be spanked so she buys herself a St. Trinian’s outfit. Her landlady obliges when our heroine lies and says her mum would spank her if she saw her wearing the scandalous outfit.

Windsor Sunday Candid’s – 195

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Today we are going old school Richard Windsor style. An image of a naughty schoolgirl getting spanked on the seat of her panties. That pretty much sums Richard Windsor to a tee. Unfortunately I can’t tell what type of panties they are, but they do look like cotton ones, unless anyone else knows differently.

On the eBook front, things are coming along really well. So far I am up to 18,700 words, with a final goal in the range of 25,000 words. If I can get it past 20K today I will be really happy.

eBook number 12 is going to be a continuation of the DISCOVERING SPANKING series, even though I added ‘final stories’ to the 3rd volume of that series. The new book will have the subtitle of ‘Bonus Material.’

There is a reason for this slight change. A couple of weeks after I have released the 4th, and final eBook in that series, I am also going to compile all 4 Discovering Spanking eBooks into a single anthology. Basically I will sell the 4 book set for the cost of 2 books, plus a small amount extra to cover fees. Each book individually is $2.99, and the 4 book anthology will be sold for $6.99.

The new eBook is coming soon, possibly by the end of this week.

Windsor Sunday Candid’s – 194

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Yesterday I made my first attempt at swapping characters in an image. Namely, I swapped a spankee with an observer, and vice versa.

Before we get to that, click this highlighted link to see SANTA SPANKING DOROTHY over on my DeviantArt account today. Check out my profile while you are there because I have been uploading some dandy’s as of late.

In today’s two images, and remember to click on each picture for a full-sized version of each, we have what I termed an old-fashioned nursing school. Any mistakes by the students are resolved in the time-honored tradition of a spanking.

If you pay close attention, I changed the facial expressions of the observers in each pic, and the spanker. It might appear that the nurse on the left is the same, but there is a slight difference if you pay close attention. I think these two pics came out pretty well.

Restoring A Classic

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To start with, I understand that the purists amongst us might not like the advent of AI enhanced pics. So know ahead of time that I am not one of those people. The fact that we can restore these pics, and not only that, but we can also restore vanilla pics as well. I’m all over it! You might not know this, but I have a picture of my Nan (who died in 1979) that I was able to make into a 5 second video. All it is, is her turning her head and smiling, it was a delight to give that picture some extra meaning.

I’m 62 years old right now, fast approaching 63, and I am really glad that I am able to use some skills to play around with improving spanking pics. Today I am going to show you, perhaps for the third time already, what can be achieved by AI.

As I already noted above, some of you might not like it, and that’s okay. You will always get the original work from me so that you have both copies. The only thing that I won’t use AI for is writing stories. Those simply has to come from my own mind.

Where do we begin today?

First off, let me share the link to Shadowlane as it is one of their pictures that I am using. While I’m pretty sure that the photo was only used for publication, and not for video, let me at least share the link to the SPANKING DOUBLE FEATURE video that both of these actors performed in.

As an aside, I once owned the above video on VHS, and I loved the chemistry between Ralph and Bobby. Despite how long ago it was, I remember something quite clearly from the video. Ralph was using a little whippy piece of rubber or something, in an OTK position, and at one point Bobby reached back. The thing that Ralph was using to spank her with caught her hand, and if you ever want to see a genuine reaction in a spanking video, you got one right there as she tried to blow the sting out, lol. If I’m not mistaken, Ralph even comments about her putting her hand back, just to rub it in.

Today’s picture was featured in one of the old Stand Corrected spanking magazines. The image that has circulated online for over 30 years now was taken from the magazine. In other words, the quality of the image is not as good as images taken in the modern day. Here is the image in question.

When I looked at the image I thought that it would be a prime choice to run through a restoration program, which could perhaps shed the image in a new light. This is what I was able to come up with. If you look closely you will see that the pattern on the rug has changed.

That isn’t the only thing that you can do, of course. There is also the ability to turn images into spanking cartoons. The above image was a simple one-click cartoon rendering, but I quite like the result. What do you guys think?

Hopefully Ralph Marvell and Bobbie Tawse get to see these enhanced renderings. Maybe they would enjoy seeing the 2026 versions themselves.

While I am on the topic, do remember that I have a DEVIANT ART ACCOUNT where I am sharing daily artistic renderings of vintage spanking pictures. As I mentioned earlier, it might not be everyone’s cup of tea, but I am loving doing them. The vast majority of the artistic spanking pics that I am uploading can only be seen on Deviant Art. It is more of a fun project for me that some of you might like.

This is the image that I reconstructed last night.

This artistic rendering was posted on my Deviant Art account today. For this particular image I spent quite a bit of time on it. First of all I generated it in the style that I normally use, but then I changed things up.

To start with, I made the artistic rendering into a pencil sketch, and then I turned the pencil sketch into a painting. This was the end result. Not bad, huh? Unless you hate this type of thing. 😉

Sometimes It Doesn’t Work Out

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When I started selling eBooks, one thing became apparent pretty early on. The USA accounts for a significant portion of all books sales and Kindle Unlimited reads. Percentage wise, the USA can account from anywhere between 66% of sales and reads, all the way up to 80% plus per book. The USA dominates my account.

As a YouTuber, I should have known better, because there is one book in particular that failed miserably in the USA. That book is this one, BRITISH SPANKING – FOUR SHORT STORIES.

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Why should I have known better? Because I never should have put British in the title of the book. USA sales/reads of this book are at a staggeringly low number of 35%. It is the only book in my archive where it sells better in the UK than it does in the USA. That is solely because I alienated American readers but putting British in the title.

It is a damn shame because the third story in the book is one of my personal favorites. It is called “STICKY FINGERS.”

Alison is 25 years old, but she possesses a school uniform from the neighboring village. She uses this uniform in a covert manner to visit that very village, where some naughty behavior awaits her. What is it that she is going there for? Every Wednesday one of the villagers, Mr. Perkins, bakes some pies and leaves them under his window to cool off when he goes off to his part-time job. Dressed as a schoolgirl, Alison takes advantage of this for some sticky treats. Unfortunately for her, things don’t go her way, and she is soon feeling the harsh leather belt of Mr. Perkins.

Obviously I’m not going to continuously spam my spanking eBooks, but every now and then I might give one of them a nudge to see if I can get a few more readers to download it for free on their Kindle Unlimited subscription.

Aside from the 4th story, which is just a rewriting of a previously published story of mine, the other three stories I really enjoyed writing.

Now it isn’t the worst book for sales/reads. That distinction falls to another of my books and it brings up the rear, so to speak, by an awfully long way. I tried writing an F/M spanking eBook, and that tanked faster than a pork pie at a Jewish wedding. You can check that eBook out here… BEST FRIENDS – F/M SPANKINGS.

Book Promotion Deal

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When I wrote this British Spanking book earlier this year, it was one of my favorite collections of short stories to write, but it pretty much tanked when compared to my other spanking eBooks. All of the stories are written in the usual Richard Windsor style, albeit with a bit more spanking fun attached.

The book did okay in the UK, but sales in the USA sucked balls, lol. There’s no point in writing a book if people aren’t going to read it. So, for the next 7 days I have put it on sale, which is the maximum allowed by Amazon. It is £0.99 if you are in the UK and $0.99 if you are in the USA.

You will see two book cover links below. Clicking on the first cover will take you to the Amazon UK site, and clicking on the bottom picture will take you to the Amazon USA site.

The word count for this book is a little over 26,000 words, so you will get plenty of reading time. The book is free if you use Kindle Unlimited.

AMAZON UK  (£0.99)

UK VERSION

AMAZON USA ($0.99)

USA VERSION

Book Summary

This is a collection of four spanking stories with a British theme. The main story is the length of a novella, and the book includes three other short spanking stories.

Kathy, Bella, and Bruce:

During a visit to her friend’s house, Bella notices an old St. Trinian’s school pinafore drying on the clothes rack. When she inquires what it is used for, her friend Kathy tells her that they use it for some spanking fun. Intrigued, Bella tries the uniform on, and Kathy spanks her. This sets up a roleplay, which is arranged with Kathy’s husband, where Bella will play the role of their surrogate daughter. Unbeknownst to Kathy, though, Bruce plans to spank not only Bella but her as well.

The setting for this story is my hometown, and quite ironically, the man of the story has a fondness for spanking knicker-clad bottoms. Strange that, eh? 🙂

This story is a long one, and it is covered over five chapters.

Is that you, Santa Claus?

Ray and Tracy have a secret tryst that they keep from their work colleagues. During a visit to a restaurant one evening, Ray informs Tracy that he has to play the role of Santa Claus at a family gathering, much to his chagrin. When Tracy asks what Santa is going to give her that year, Ray asks if she is on the naughty or nice list. When she replies that it is the latter, there can be only one recourse: a private visit from Santa to address the reasons why she is on the naughty list. Spanking fun ensues.

Sticky Fingers:

Alison is 25 years old, but she possesses a school uniform from the neighboring village. She uses this uniform in a covert manner to visit that very village, where some naughty behavior awaits her. What is it that she is going there for? Every Wednesday one of the villagers, Mr. Perkins, bakes some pies and leaves them under his window to cool off when he goes off to his part-time job. Dressed as a schoolgirl, Alison takes advantage of this for some sticky treats. Unfortunately for her, things don’t go her way, and she is soon feeling the harsh leather belt of Mr. Perkins.

A Dream into a Reality:

A young American woman is fascinated with British discipline, so much so that it affects her dreams. One night she is reading Tom Brown’s Schooldays, and she keeps reading the caning scene over and over. She soon falls asleep and in her dreams finds herself in England. A wild ride takes place where Sofia dreams of her own school caning. After she wakes up, she realizes that these thoughts have been put in her mind by the playful spanking a landlord had given her a few years ago. She resolves to pay him a visit for the real thing.

Approximately 26,000 words.