There is this huge folder that I have on my external hard drive that contains completely weird spanking paraphernalia, and on this drive I have only a little bit. Thing is, these items will never see the light of day because quite frankly they aren’t exactly wonderful spanking pics.
So what I think I will do this weekend is post a few in batches for the weeks ahead and pre post them all on Friday’s. There will always be something of interest to someone. Here is a t-shirt that I am just sure some of you girls would love to wear in public!! Works better for the ladies who really don’t want to wear it 🙂
Okay, so the photos today aren’t going to be that weird, but the all have something unique about them. It is like 5.28am on a Saturday, I’m up bright and early for the footie as we have both the Old Firm derby in Glasgow of Celtic and Rangers, and shortly after that it is the Manchester derby between United and City. You really can’t beat the Old Firm derby so for the most part my focus will be on that, so that one will be on my PC and in the background I will have United-City on the TV. Speaking of derby’s, my Swindon also travel to Oxford today for the A420 derby. Now the only people paying attention to that will be Oxford and Swindon fans, but if you are interested in reading about the rivalry you can DO SO HERE. Interestingly the guy they interview in the article I have played both against and as a teammate many moons ago. In fact it was against his team that I scored my first ever goal, albeit a penalty. I played left back for the seven years that I played between 1979 and 1985, and I was a defensive defender due to my lack of height, so goal opportunities might be one or two for the entire season. Anyway, after that game I became the regular penalty taker for the team for 84/85 and bagged a few goals, and miracle upon miracle, one day I played in the midfield and scored my only open field goal with a header. The thing that I remember about that game is that it was tipping down, and a hundred yards away my dad was sat in his car watching the game. Until that point I had no idea whatsoever that from time to time my dad would come and watch me play.
Anyway, spanking time, right? I don’t mind writing a bit of vanilla tales here and there, but I don’t want to get carried away with it, I know for the most part you are all here for the spanking pics. So today I went to my folder where I put spanking pics that I’m never likely to use, and sorted out six that might have some interest to you.
The first one features Nikki Sixx spanking some lady with a hairbrush. Had it not said Motley Crue on top of the photo I would have been completely clueless that this was a mainstream photo, lol.
This next one I have had for years and was part of a set of two, but I have no idea where the other one is. From what I remember, and this is to the best of my knowledge, the man in the photo is the girl’s Grandfather (and a proud one at that by the looks of it) and he gave his granddaughter a whuppin’. The other photo only showed the Grandfather unbuckling his belt and the girl looking pensive, so you don’t actually see anything take place, but you can be the judge as to whether or not you think she got a whuppin’. My opinion, I wouldn’t post it if I didn’t think it happened.
Clearly the next photo is the weird part in the post’s title. You can make your own mind up as to what is going on, but something tells me it wasn’t the first time the girl getting spanked was in that position.
Photo number four is so old that it came from the days of Webshots, but I have never posted it before so here you have it. On one of my hard drives I have 100’s of old webshots photo that I will one day post.
Now time for you historians to get your thinking caps on, just what exactly do you think that the spanking implement is in this photo? My first thought was that it is a washboard of some type, but that is a bloody small one if it is. Is it a kitchen item?
And finally, just a reminder to all those girls who try to look at their presents early 😉
Slightly different this week for my Wednesday Classic. I’m on the road right now working in New Hampshire so I don’t have my archive with me. Coincidentally, on that subject, you know that you have made it when your company books you a room with two twin beds. For the uninitiated, in England we would call them a single. I mean, seriously, a lard ass like me needs more than a 36″bed width, lol.
Anyway, short and sweet, here are a gaggle of Ebay links where various spanking items are up for grabs, it is amazing what you can find on Ebay that is spanking related, a lot of it quite unique.
As you all know by now, I have a little hobby going where I am buying and selling vintage photos, but keeping the ones that I like. We are talking literally 1000’s that I am bidding on and where I have already won about 500 old pictures. Just wait, you won’t believe some of the photos that I have won. It isn’t actually totally new, I have been buying vintage spanking pics for a while, so a number of pics on this site are actually owned by me.
This picture however, and I swear that that it is genuine, was part of a lot that I didn’t win. It is from the 1920’s, in a rural country setting, but what do you think that the lady is saying?
Here is my entry:
“Oh come on, do I really have to hold it for a picture? They will still be making fun of me a 100 years from now”
Years ago, before there was a plethora of blogs, I used to earn somewhere in the region of 12-14% of my annual salary from the links on this blog. Of course back then I was earning significantly less than I am now, and a few years ago I stopped posting referral links in favor of turning my blog into an archive of rare, unseen spanking pics. The one link that I left was Hot Movies over to the right there, that one has always had a good payout for me. I think that the reason that I got so lucky is that at the time, Hot Movies only offered 25% commission, and when compared to the 50% commission of most sites, hardly anyone jumped on it. I’m fortunate to have been one of the first spanking blogs to get on board because while it sells at half of the other sites, the amount of sales can be 10-20 times as many. Plus, a lot of other spanking bloggers snaffled the site directly from my site, and because of that I get 5% of what they earn as well. Hot Movies dropped the commission to 20%, but for those of us who were long time promoters we were Grandfathered in and we kept our 25% commission.
Why am I telling you that? Two fold really. One is for other bloggers to jump on board, and secondly, because I have been promoting a bit lately, this week my payouts went through the roof. It comes in ebbs and flows, but this week I earned enough to pay for the site for the year between the commission and sales of my own movies. A bloody good week. This will also allow me to pay back and pay for a subscription to an archive where I hope to dig up some rarities.
Now I’m not much of a numbers whore, it isn’t something that I pay much attention to in all honesty. I base my blog on integrity and the quality of the finds that I make. It is far more important to me that people enjoy my work, that is what is important to me. Of course I have been around for nearly ten years so there is a nice audience who come here anyway, but I want to be unique. A disclaimer that on Saturday’s is different, that is spam day, lol.
With that said, I do have a Twitter account. Right now I am at 956 followers and I would love to see that number increase to a 1000. So if you want to stalk me on Twitter, you can do so RIGHT HERE.
And finally for today, as I have said, I do use Saturday’s for a bit of spam, I dug through the archive of AAASPANKING to browse through the galleries.
Now let me tell you a little story before I post 4 pictures and a link to the full gallery. In the spanking scene I am fulfilled, I could want for nothing. For me it has always been about connections, the scenes that I enjoy the most are the ones where I develop a bond with someone and we are on the same page. A lot of times people will talk to me about spanking models that they have fantasized about for years, and there are times when I am quite open when I say that I haven’t played with every spanking model, not by a long shot. If we don’t have some kind of fun interaction and they don’t give me an indication that they want to play, it doesn’t work for me. I don’t mean any harm by that, but I don’t have a checklist of names I want to cross out. Almost all of my favorite play partners are people who just go to parties.
Now then, at BBW a couple of years ago I bumped into Stephen Lewis. We always have a little friendly banter over our hometowns, and on this occasion he was with a young lady. He introduced me and immediately I was like “Oh my science, those EYES”. As I reached my hand out to shake hands the first thought running through my mind was “I HAVE to spank this girl”, and that rarely if ever happens, there has to be some form of interaction, right? Nonetheless, in my mind I was saying to myself, have a conversation with this girl and see if you guys can’t get to play.
It was the next day I think when I asked a Brit who she was, and when they told me it was like my ice cream dropped off my cone. It was ZOE PAGE, a famous British top. You mean I’m not even going to get a chance to play with her? I was so disappointed, and that is so rare for me because I never base any potential spanking play simply by looking at someone. Even so, those EYES, oh my science, such a pretty girl. Then I felt like Jim Carrey in dumb and dumber.
“So what are the chances of me spanking you”?
“One in a million”
“So you’re saying there is a chance”? 🙂
Anyway, in the AAASPANKING archives I did find a promotional gallery of Zoe in action, just excuse me if I imagine a different top and bottom 😉
So five years ago I created a spoof article from 1954 featuring the pic that I consider to be my best find yet in the spanking world. It was tongue in cheek, clearly for giggles, and on my main blog I was quite open that the pic that I created and posted was filled with satirical commentary.
Today I was browsing the web and I saw that A VOICE IN THE CORNER had posted the article as part of a small vintage collection of advertisements. Now to be honest, I didn’t actually remember posting what I created, only sharing it with some friends, so I did a search of my blogs because obviously I did post it. I mean the writing is mine so I knew that it was out there somewhere, lol.
To my shock and horror, I did find it on my vintage blog and saw that on my regular blog I had acknowledged that the writing was fake. Here’s the thing, I didn’t state that on the post in question on my vintage site!! It would have been corrected by the time that you read this, but I have to put my hands up. This was a mistake that I made and there is nobody to blame but myself. Here is the original post that I made, CLICK HERE.
With that said, what is true is that the picture genuinely IS a school art project where the students recreated the well known Chase and Sanborn coffee ad. I wanted this picture so badly that I was going to snipe someone on Ebay and I would have paid a pretty penny for it. Unfortunately, and perhaps this is the karma I deserve, I forgot to bid on it until it was too late. So let me state again, the picture is genuineand the background story is true, the commentary is not, it was a satirical article that I created.
Want to see Amelia Jane Rutherford get spanked naked while sunbathing? Click THIS LINK for 20 pictures from this naked sunbathing scene.
Or perhaps you prefer the traditional schoolgirl OTK type of scene. CLICK HERE for 24 pics of Maddy Marks getting spanked over the knee in her schoolgirl outfit.
This is where I normally post my Wednesday classic, and this week is no different, only you get 10 for the price of one this week. Now all of these pictures have been posted to my vintage site over the years, but I understand that not everyone goes there, I just happened to notice that I haven’t added these TEN ENTRIES until now to my birthday spanking folder.
Now before I begin, there will be some satire in this post. This won’t be done to pull the wool over anyone’s eyes, you will clearly see that the majority of these pics are clear birthday spankings, while a couple of them could also be debated as to whether they are a birthday spanking or not. I will add some commentary, but please remember that it is satirical and not some grandiose claim of something that it isn’t. All of these pics were first run pics when I found them, and by first run I mean that I found them all through mainstream sources as opposed to spanking sources. I just brought them into the spanking world, and in one case I BOUGHT it into the spanking world.
All pics will be added to my WINDSOR’S BIRTHDAY SPANKINGS folder where you will find an array of dozens of spanking pics of which virtually all will be new to you. Of course over the years these have all be taken and re-posted, but you can find the entire collection here as one group.
First up is a bonafide birthday spanking. This is the one pic in the group that I actually purchased and it features a girl getting her birthday spanking by a bunch of Navy men with what appears to be a belt of some kind. I’m not sure who she is to them, quite possibly a cook or a secretary. If you want proof of the authenticity of this pic then click on THIS POST. In the link you will see the girl posing with the sailors with her birthday cake, then one of her cutting the cake, and finally the spanking pic. Like I said, this pic is from my personal collection and this is my scan of that pic, the link just contains the pre-purchased pics.
Now you know me, I don’t normally post smut. However, with that said I can’t help myself with this next one. Obviously there is no spanking going on at the present, but is there a reason for that? The guy on the left is holding her down and presenting her bottom, so why isn’t the guy on the right spanking? Could it be because the lass is biting his leg whilst holding a handful of testicle? 🙂 It could also be that she is giving him a quick tug in the hopes of taking his mind off of spanking her.
Ah, sisterly love. Who would hurt their own sister? Nope, nothing but some playful pats her, we will leave the real spanking up to ‘Pops’. Of course, you have to remember that EVERYONE has a birthday, and paybacks really can be a bitch, so I will just stick to the love pats.
Now it is time for a genuine sorority birthday spanking, as noted by the caption and the cake waiting on the table. No frivolous claims of authenticity here 🙂
There is no clear indication that this is a birthday spanking, neither from the pic or the description of the pic. Could be from a wedding, a picnic or a hike. One thing is for sure though, the guy has taken the position of ‘Horsing’ the girl (that is a spanking technique) in an over the shoulder position. One thing is for sure, her ass is way up high.
Back in 1985 I witnessed my first ever birthday spanking. Up until that day I had never even heard of this tradition, and I would guess that 99.9% of Brits had never heard of it as well. Ironically, and purely by coincidence, the girl who got the birthday spanking became my romantic partner for that summer. The spanking was given at summer camp, the counselor stood upon a chair, and the camp director symbolically swatted her with a broom exactly like is seen here. I saw several that summer where a camper or a counselor received the same, maybe half a dozen or so. There were probably a lot more but most of which I didn’t see. Again, no exaggerated claims, it was purely symbolic and you could have breathed on someone harder and it would have hurt them more.
Your guess will be as good as mine on this next one. A pretty reasonable guess I think would be that this is the sister receiving her birthday spanking from the family. She is over dads knee, one of her brothers is seen clearly delivering a healthy smack, with pretty good technique I might add, all the while mom supervises almost out of picture. It is also probably a good assumption that it wasn’t her first trip over that lap 😉
Now for the last three there is no definitive proof that any of them are an actual birthday spanking, in all likelihood they are not. They do however have the ‘FEEL’ of a birthday spanking. The first of these three denotes a completely different day and age. A time where it was reasonable to put an MMA choke hold on the girl you are spanking.
The next one is also from my private collection of spankings pics that I have purchased over the years. It is actually a sorority pic and in one of the pics from this set there was a picture of all of the new pledges to that house along with the woman shown. (I only own the spanking pic) I can’t remember who she is, she seems too young to be the housemother so I believe that this is one of the sorority alumni girls, I just plain forget who she was. I’m sure I am right in saying that she was an alumni though.
And finally, the last pic that is also more likely than not to be nothing more than an ambiguous playful spanking. It isn’t a clear shot, you can’t even tell if he has his legs locked around her. What you can see though is that her sit spots are in for a terrible time, and the one thing that is a major favorite of Richard Windsor, her legs kicking wildly in vain.
I hope that you enjoyed this vast selection that I have presented to you today. Feel free to take them and make them your own, only if you take pics 1 and 9 could you at least drop me a courtesy mention as those are ones that I paid for the physical copy of 🙂
A nice long weekend in store so what better time to dig into my vast picture archive and start sharing some of those rare spanking pics that I have. If you look closely you will see above that I have added a new page entitled “Windsor’s Bible“. Now a lot of you may know that I am an Atheist, so I do want to point out that this is not a page to mock anyone. I was going to call it a Spanking Bible, but I have to restrict the lettering to save space. In a nutshell, much like the religious bible, there are many books that are not included in it. Over time my goal will be to add to the page and present something a little different. My view being that how can you tell the full narrative when there is important information missing. Fear not, I will make sure that all of the missing information is included. That will be a project that will be added to over time. I have a feeling that you will like what I have in mind.
If you go to Ebay, put spanking as the search term and then sort by “Newest added”, you can find all sorts that are spanking related. Here are a couple to get you started, A naughty kitty paddle and what better place to apply it than a pair of punishment panties!!
Going back to what I started with, if anyone takes offense to the title of my new page then please let me know. This is a spanking blog and it is supposed to be a positive place. My goal being that the people who come here get to leave feeling a little happier than when they arrived. I’m nine years into bringing enjoyment to you all and the last thing that I want to do is offend anyone, I’ve already lost my fair share of friendships because of my belief.
Whenever I start typing I never really have a set goal in mind, I just go with the flow and see what comes out. I guess another piece of personal info that I can share is that I ardently follow politics. When I was a young man in England I used to canvas for the Labour party and the group that I belonged to was the “Young Socialists“. Now as I grew older (plus I had moved stateside) my views obviously softened, however, I can’t help but feel a little nostalgic about Bernie Sanders. Unfortunately I am only a resident of the USA so I can’t vote yet, but I can donate my money and say that I did my part. The chances of him winning are slim to none really. He whitewashed Hillary Clinton in New Hampshire by 60% to 38%, however, due to the establishment bollocks, she walks away with as many delegates as Bernie does. We are called the Democratic party, yet the will of the people is cancelled out by unelected officials whose one vote is equal to that of thousands of people.
Anyone know of any clowns that need a spanking?
In a couple of weeks I am going to be going to Vegas for a little spanking party. It has been a couple of years since I last actively took part in spanking parties, though the last two of 2015 I did at least start to play again. I’m really excited about this one though, and even though I don’t even go to the spanking playground of Fetlife anymore, I already have five play dates and I have hardly done anything yet. One of the things that I am really looking forward to is recording some spanking interviews for you again, I know that they are liked because people still ask me for them even today. As it is a restart of a series I am going to come up with a snazzy title for the interviews, in this instance re-branding is a absolute necessity.
From what I have seen on Twitter, this is what Cousin Joe currently looks like.
Anyway, I’m out of things to say right now, I want to start with a draft for the Bible so that I can be ready to post it at a moments notice. Here are a few more spanking pics for you.
As you can tell, I’m trying my hardest to devote some extra time to posting more frequently. As I stated the other day, if it is just the pics you want then they are at the bottom of this post, so if that is all you want then scroll away and grab them. Today I have three vintage ‘Nurse’ spanking pics that you should enjoy.
Pretty soon I am going to have to start preparing for the 2016 events. As I have stated, for the last couple of years I have scaled back a bit on attending parties, something that was very necessary. The biggest reason in all of this was that it stopped being fun for me, a lot of the excitement and anticipation slowly eroded over the years from a variety of factors. They are pretty much all self induced, my core values trump everything and I have my own vision of what fun and enjoyment should entail. The thing is though, you are always in control of your own destiny. I know what works for me and I know what doesn’t work for me, both in terms of play and interacting with other people.
So right now I have two parties coming up where I get to take a leading role in how much I enjoy them. Both parties are right up there in terms of potential enjoyment so as the old saying goes, the ball is in my court. First up, and while I haven’t booked my vacation or tickets yet, I fully intend on going, and that is the 50 freaks party.
Being that I backed out of the last one I would have understood if there was not a place for me, but I sent a text to Cousin Joe and he responded that I was always welcome. Actually, that shouldn’t surprise me at all, if there was ever a role model as to how to treat other people, Cousin Joe’s picture would be on it.
Now I don’t even know who is going other than the people who I hung out with on New Years. I don’t go to Fetlife anymore so I am clueless as to who will be in attendance. There are two girls who I occasionally text who at one point said they were likely to go, but that was a while ago so I don’t know for sure anymore. But I hope to roll back the clock though. I want to take my spot at the bar which at one point was affectionately known as “Windsor’s corner”, and most importantly I want to enforce my time. That means setting goals to spend several hours each day with the SSNY crew, spend more time in the party room, and the biggest of all, when I take my “Me” time, that I get up and rejoin the party. “Me” time is very important at a party, it helps to avoid burnout. When we are in Vegas or Atlantic City I tell people until I am blue in the face, if you see a party attendee playing the slots, leave them the fuck alone, they are on “Me” time.
After that there is of course the annual Boardwalk Badness Weekend. Now the organizers of BBW have had an incredibly busy year with a vanilla project, and my own work has increased dramatically this year, so New Years was the first time that I got to spend a weekend with them in 7 months. So BBW planning is something that I have done very little of as of yet. Now don’t get me wrong, the BBW crew are on the ball and they have the framework already laid out, but we haven’t had one of those nights yet where a dozen of us sit there and start throwing ideas out. Perhaps we will do that at the 50 freaks party.
So those are my early plans in a group setting. I do have some private play plans set up but I will avoid talking about them in detail. I will only write about them if I have the permission of the other parties when we actually play.
Okay, time for the pictures. Be sure to come back tomorrow, the huge version of an already posted Men Are Like Streetcars pic will be posted tomorrow. It is so good that it looks like an old lobby card.
Occasionally I have to put the spanking stories in a visible post for the people who are not regular visitors here to see. It is one of the more popular features of this site and despite being known for finding rare pics, the stories still account for 12.71% of all views on this site. So this time I am listing them with the scene content as well so that you can pick what is best for you.
In other news I am off work for a week so this week I will be posting something new for you every day, which will mean rare spanking pics from now until next Sunday.