A Friday Funny

There is this huge folder that I have on my external hard drive that contains completely weird spanking paraphernalia, and on this drive I have only a little bit. Thing is, these items will never see the light of day because quite frankly they aren’t exactly wonderful spanking pics.

So what I think I will do this weekend is post a few in batches for the weeks ahead and pre post them all on Friday’s. There will always be something of interest to someone. Here is a t-shirt that I am just sure some of you girls would love to wear in public!! Works better for the ladies who really don’t want to wear it 🙂



The Weird And The Wonderful

Okay, so the photos today aren’t going to be that weird, but the all have something unique about them. It is like 5.28am on a Saturday, I’m up bright and early for the footie as we have both the Old Firm derby in Glasgow of Celtic and Rangers, and shortly after that it is the Manchester derby between United and City. You really can’t beat the Old Firm derby so for the most part my focus will be on that, so that one will be on my PC and in the background I will have United-City on the TV. Speaking of derby’s, my Swindon also travel to Oxford today for the A420 derby. Now the only people paying attention to that will be Oxford and Swindon fans, but if you are interested in reading about the rivalry you can DO SO HERE. Interestingly the guy they interview in the article I have played both against and as a teammate many moons ago. In fact it was against his team that I scored my first ever goal, albeit a penalty. I played left back for the seven years that I played between 1979 and 1985, and I was a defensive defender due to my lack of height, so goal opportunities might be one or two for the entire season. Anyway, after that game I became the regular penalty taker for the team for 84/85 and bagged a few goals, and miracle upon miracle, one day I played in the midfield and scored my only open field goal with a header. The thing that I remember about that game is that it was tipping down, and a hundred yards away my dad was sat in his car watching the game. Until that point I had no idea whatsoever that from time to time my dad would come and watch me play.

Anyway, spanking time, right? I don’t mind writing a bit of vanilla tales here and there, but I don’t want to get carried away with it, I know for the most part you are all here for the spanking pics. So today I went to my folder where I put spanking pics that I’m never likely to use, and sorted out six that might have some interest to you.

The first one features Nikki Sixx spanking some lady with a hairbrush. Had it not said Motley Crue on top of the photo I would have been completely clueless that this was a mainstream photo, lol.


This next one I have had for years and was part of a set of two, but I have no idea where the other one is. From what I remember, and this is to the best of my knowledge, the man in the photo is the girl’s Grandfather  (and a proud one at that by the looks of it)  and he gave his granddaughter a whuppin’. The other photo only showed the Grandfather unbuckling his belt and the girl looking pensive, so you don’t actually see anything take place, but you can be the judge as to whether or not you think she got a whuppin’. My opinion, I wouldn’t post it if I didn’t think it happened.


Clearly the next photo is the weird part in the post’s title. You can make your own mind up as to what is going on, but something tells me it wasn’t the first time the girl getting spanked was in that position.


Photo number four is so old that it came from the days of Webshots, but I have never posted it before so here you have it. On one of my hard drives I have 100’s of old webshots photo that I will one day post.


Now time for you historians to get your thinking caps on, just what exactly do you think that the spanking implement is in this photo? My first thought was that it is a washboard of some type, but that is a bloody small one if it is. Is it a kitchen item?


And finally, just a reminder to all those girls who try to look at their presents early 😉


Saturday Spank Off

It has been three weeks since I last posted which I think is the longest time that I have gone without posting. This would be a good point to reaffirm something though, this site is always going to be here. Even though there may be times where I don’t post as often, I have no plans to end the site, never have and I doubt I ever will, we are in this for the long run. Quite honestly, I have so much material to share with you that it would be a travesty if I ever thought of closing up shop.

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One thing that I find pretty funny is that you guys can still find a survey lying around. Many months ago I pulled all of the survey’s due to ugly behavior. Even though I know that they were enjoyed due to the hundred’s of responses, indeed thousands of responses when they were all combined, I felt bad that you all had that enjoyment taken away from you. Somehow, some way though, every week somebody finds one, either asking for a free video or access to an online folder. Well it is Labor day weekend next week so maybe I will come up with something where I can give you all some videos for free. Now I just need to find out where they still appear so that I can edit them.


As you all probably know I am now doing my own business on Ebay, that is a primary reason why I haven’t had much free time. It has paid off really well though, so far this month I have sold over $500 of photos. Despite that, and the fact that I have a few hours of work to do today on the Ebay page, what I am going to try and do is I am going to try and post an entire week’s worth of material on here so that you have something to come back to every day. Pre-posting material isn’t ideal because at times the commentary can be out of date, but if I stick to spanking pictures then it should keep you happy.

Two Books And A Knick Knack

I’m taking a little break from my Ebay work this morning to bring you a few items. Today I have a couple of old books covers and what looks life a spanking pennant.

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The whole Ebay thing is keeping me occupied, I have about 500 photos left with another 500 arriving during the week. Most of the items I put up as a fixed price but there is a small portion that I put up for auction. To be honest it is pretty exciting when people bid on your items. Aside from the fixed price sales, I currently have three auctions that all have bids. The first one is no surprise, I totally expected that one to go.


Without a doubt this is one of the best pictures that I have up for sale.



In a nutshell, if you have an image of a woman in a swimsuit from the 1940’s or 50’s, put it up for sale, it is darn near guaranteed to sell. These are the items that I have sold the most of so far.



Closely following on from swimsuit photos, the next best thing to sell is old cars. Yes, I know this isn’t a car, but you get the picture. Whereas virtually every swimsuit picture sells, not every single car one sells, but enough to count that’s for sure.


Caption Her

As you all know by now, I have a little hobby going where I am buying and selling vintage photos, but keeping the ones that I like. We are talking literally 1000’s that I am bidding on and where I have already won about 500 old pictures. Just wait, you won’t believe some of the photos that I have won. It isn’t actually totally new, I have been buying vintage spanking pics for a while, so a number of pics on this site are actually owned by me.

This picture however, and I swear that that it is genuine, was part of a lot that I didn’t win. It is from the 1920’s, in a rural country setting, but what do you think that the lady is saying?

Here is my entry:

“Oh come on, do I really have to hold it for a picture? They will still be making fun of me a 100 years from now”


Windsor’s Sunday Candids –53 –Memorial Day Special

In memory of our brave servicemen and women, this week I will make a special post honoring them. The first two pics are brand new, I have sat on them for a while and now I can bring something new to the spanking world. That’s my number one goal of course, to try and bring you photos that you have probably not seen before and to contribute something unique to my fellow spankophiles. The rest of the pics at one time or another were finds that I made over the years and that I bought to our lifestyle, in fact the last pic I actually did buy it, an actual discovery that is in my personal collection. I once posted the set and while the lady’s role is not identified, the servicemen are holding a birthday party for her. That’s of course just prior to holding her down for a birthday licking. Overall I think that pic number 6 is my favorite, I love the clothing, the different looks on the faces of the participants, one laughing and the other not, and of course the best part of all, the hand clearly in motion showing that this wasn’t a posed spanking.

The first two pics will be added to my WINDSOR’S SPANKING FINDS album, and the rest of the pics have previously been posted to either the same album or to my WINDSOR’S BIRTHDAY SPANKINGS album.

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Spam On Saturday

What is spam on Saturday you may ask, well I shall tell you. Ever wonder how spanking websites get members? One of the methods is through people like me with their referral programs. Most spanking websites provide a weekly promotional pack for webmasters to use that they feel best describes their product. In fact, from what I know, every single spanking website provides this pack to Webmasters. As a Webmaster the spanking website owner emails me directly each week with the promotional packs that they want us to use to advertise their site.

Over the years I stopped using these promotional packs but lately I have started to use them again. What do I get out of it? I’ll be quite frank with you, I earn money by using the promotional material that the websites send me. You will see very little on this site as I like to keep the sidebars clean, but you will see that rotating banner advertising Shadowlane spanking videos to the right there. The reason that I keep that one on the home page is simple, it has always been my biggest money earner by a country mile. Also, because many other website owners saw me using it, and then swiped it directly from this site, I now earn more money per month for what other webmasters earn than I earn myself. In a nutshell, I get 20% on sales, but I also get 5% of what other websites earn because they took the link from my site. So if you imagine that 20 sites grabbed my promotional tool, I get 5% of what 20 sites earn each month. It’s pretty cool. If you ever want to know how to make money using your blog, I wrote this entire article on the process. CLICK HERE for the article. If you sign up by clicking either of the two videos below you can get 20 minutes free time to watch what you want.

So what that said, here are the latest two videos added to Hot Movies from Shadowlane. You click on each picture and it takes you to the video page. The first video is one of the few that I have yet to watch from Tony and Eve, so I also might have to renew my own membership on Hot Movies. For $19.95 you get 200 minutes which is pretty damn good considering the 100’s of spanking titles they have on offer.

Now we have some spanking galleries from Sarah Gregory. Sarah sent these to me yesterday to promote her site.

Daddy Spanks Alex

Daddy is not happy when he receives a phone call from hotel security that his 18 year old daughter has been at the bar drinking. When confronted, Alex lies to his face. Now, she will not only be spanked for the underage drinking, but also for the lying. Daddy takes his naughty daughter, Alex, over his knee for a hard spanking over her cute dress, panties, and then on the bare bottom. Her punishment ends after daddy takes the belt to her. She is one sorry little girl. CLICK HERE for the 16 picture gallery


Mommy spanks Bianca

This is a short scene from a long play 1950s discipline film to be released late in the summer on Sarah Gregory Spanking. This is a very hot mommy daughter scene and I was so excited to give everyone a sneak peak into the huge project I am working on. Bianca plays Jennifer and Tasha plays her strict mother. Jennifer has been breaking many rules at school and now mommy must deal with her naughty behavior. Jennifer was made to change into a  “punishment” outfit and go over mommy’s knee for some hard spanking. She kicked and cried out in pain until her bottom was sore,hot,and red. CLICK HERE for the 16 pic promotional gallery.


It's Saturday

A nice long weekend in store so what better time to dig into my vast picture archive and start sharing some of those rare spanking pics that I have. If you look closely you will see above that I have added a new page entitled  “Windsor’s Bible“. Now a lot of you may know that I am an Atheist, so I do want to point out that this is not a page to mock anyone. I was going to call it a Spanking Bible, but I have to restrict the lettering to save space. In a nutshell, much like the religious bible, there are many books that are not included in it. Over time my goal will be to add to the page and present something a little different. My view being that how can you tell the full narrative when there is important information missing. Fear not, I will make sure that all of the missing information is included. That will be a project that will be added to over time. I have a feeling that you will like what I have in mind.

Picture Break:

If you go to Ebay, put spanking as the search term and then sort by  “Newest added”, you can find all sorts that are spanking related. Here are a couple to get you started, A naughty kitty paddle and what better place to apply it than a pair of punishment panties!!

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Going back to what I started with, if anyone takes offense to the title of my new page then please let me know. This is a spanking blog and it is supposed to be a positive place. My goal being that the people who come here get to leave feeling a little happier than when they arrived. I’m nine years into bringing enjoyment to you all and the last thing that I want to do is offend anyone, I’ve already lost my fair share of friendships because of my belief.

Whenever I start typing I never really have a set goal in mind, I just go with the flow and see what comes out. I guess another piece of personal info that I can share is that I ardently follow politics. When I was a young man in England I used to canvas for the Labour party and the group that I belonged to was the  “Young Socialists“. Now as I grew older  (plus I had moved stateside)  my views obviously softened, however, I can’t help but feel a little nostalgic about Bernie Sanders. Unfortunately I am only a resident of the USA so I can’t vote yet, but I can donate my money and say that I did my part. The chances of him winning are slim to none really. He whitewashed Hillary Clinton in New Hampshire by 60% to 38%, however, due to the establishment bollocks, she walks away with as many delegates as Bernie does. We are called the Democratic party, yet the will of the people is cancelled out by unelected officials whose one vote is equal to that of thousands of people.

Anyone know of any clowns that need a spanking?


In a couple of weeks I am going to be going to Vegas for a little spanking party. It has been a couple of years since I last actively took part in spanking parties, though the last two of 2015 I did at least start to play again. I’m really excited about this one though, and even though I don’t even go to the spanking playground of Fetlife anymore, I already have five play dates and I have hardly done anything yet. One of the things that I am really looking forward to is recording some spanking interviews for you again, I know that they are liked because people still ask me for them even today. As it is a restart of a series I am going to come up with a snazzy title for the interviews, in this instance re-branding is a absolute necessity.

From what I have seen on Twitter, this is what Cousin Joe currently looks like.


Anyway, I’m out of things to say right now, I want to start with a draft for the Bible so that I can be ready to post it at a moments notice. Here are a few more spanking pics for you.



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Night Nurse

As you can tell, I’m trying my hardest to devote some extra time to posting more frequently. As I stated the other day, if it is just the pics you want then they are at the bottom of this post, so if that is all you want then scroll away and grab them. Today I have three vintage  ‘Nurse’ spanking pics that you should enjoy.

Pretty soon I am going to have to start preparing for the 2016 events. As I have stated, for the last couple of years I have scaled back a bit on attending parties, something that was very necessary. The biggest reason in all of this was that it stopped being fun for me, a lot of the excitement and anticipation slowly eroded over the years from a variety of factors. They are pretty much all self induced, my core values trump everything and I have my own vision of what fun and enjoyment should entail. The thing is though, you are always in control of your own destiny. I know what works for me and I know what doesn’t work for me, both in terms of play and interacting with other people.

So right now I have two parties coming up where I get to take a leading role in how much I enjoy them. Both parties are right up there in terms of potential enjoyment so as the old saying goes, the ball is in my court. First up, and while I haven’t booked my vacation or tickets yet, I fully intend on going, and that is the 50 freaks party.

Being that I backed out of the last one I would have understood if there was not a place for me, but I sent a text to Cousin Joe and he responded that I was always welcome. Actually, that shouldn’t surprise me at all, if there was ever a role model as to how to treat other people, Cousin Joe’s picture would be on it.

Now I don’t even know who is going other than the people who I hung out with on New Years. I don’t go to Fetlife anymore so I am clueless as to who will be in attendance. There are two girls who I occasionally text who at one point said they were likely to go, but that was a while ago so I don’t know for sure anymore. But I hope to roll back the clock though. I want to take my spot at the bar which at one point was affectionately known as  “Windsor’s corner”, and most importantly I want to enforce my time. That means setting goals to spend several hours each day with the SSNY crew, spend more time in the party room, and the biggest of all, when I take my  “Me” time, that I get up and rejoin the party.  “Me” time is very important at a party, it helps to avoid burnout. When we are in Vegas or Atlantic City I tell people until I am blue in the face, if you see a party attendee playing the slots, leave them the fuck alone, they are on  “Me” time.

After that there is of course the annual Boardwalk Badness Weekend. Now the organizers of BBW have had an incredibly busy year with a vanilla project, and my own work has increased dramatically this year, so New Years was the first time that I got to spend a weekend with them in 7 months. So BBW planning is something that I have done very little of as of yet. Now don’t get me wrong, the BBW crew are on the ball and they have the framework already laid out, but we haven’t had one of those nights yet where a dozen of us sit there and start throwing ideas out. Perhaps we will do that at the 50 freaks party.

So those are my early plans in a group setting. I do have some private play plans set up but I will avoid talking about them in detail. I will only write about them if I have the permission of the other parties when we actually play.

Okay, time for the pictures. Be sure to come back tomorrow, the huge version of an already posted Men Are Like Streetcars pic will be posted tomorrow. It is so good that it looks like an old lobby card.

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9 Years old Today

It is so hard to believe, but this blog turns nine years old today. I’m going to take an educated guess that this is only one of about ten spanking blogs that have been around that long. It was around 2006/2007 that a proliferation of spanking blogs hit the net, but most of them have since passed from memory. Off the top of my head I know that spankingblogallthingsspankingmybottomsmarts have all been around as long or longer. Chross is coming up on his 9th year, and though it took various forms, Erica Scott has also blogged for as long starting back in Myspace days. There are a few others but none that spring immediately to mind.

Either way it is a long time to be presenting ones view on spanking. As you will know, I have enough material to go for another nine years, virtually all of it yet again will be brand new to you. At the bottom of this post I have included the top ten posts of all time based on hits. Now the various folders have far more hits, but the section I am posting is individual posts. Unfortunately it is not an exact science. A few years ago I switched accounts for some privacy (You never know who is lying in wait ready to try and blackmail and threaten you) and while I still have the original data, it isn’t merged. I was going to merge them before writing but I was frightened that I was going to fuck it all up, lol. So what I will present is the top ten all time since I switched accounts in 2010.

Now it is Christmas Eve, and I have to say that I am mighty jealous of old Saint Nick right now. Don’t get me wrong, I’m far from jealous of people because I have already received ten times more than I could have ever wished for. But old Saint Nick though, well, I have to admit that I am envious of all of the naughty girls he is going to have on his list today. I just checked before writing and currently he had just finished spanking all of the naughty girls in Kobe, Japan and was heading towards Nagoya!! And why does that make me envious? Because in all of the years that I have played I have never spanked a Japanese girl.

You are probably all aware that I am an Atheist, but when we are talking about festive spankings then I get into the holiday spirit. In fact just yesterday I went to the British store in New York and spent $99 on a box of Christmas goodies.


This year is also going to mark only the second time that I don’t get to speak to my mom on Christmas day. The first time was back in 1981 when I was  “At her majesty’s service”. This side of the year was an incredibly difficult one and only happened in the last few months. Our mom was diagnosed with cancer and given three to six months to live, and four weeks later she was dead. I’m sure there will come a time where I appreciate being able to talk to her as she lay dying, but I’m not there yet. There is some comfort that I was the last voice that she heard, but without a doubt that phone call was the hardest thing that I have ever had to do in my life. Three days after that I received a rather callous email and I hope than when I start to appreciate the last conversation that I had with my mom, that I also forget about that email.

In fact there is one amusing part to that story.

Right now I have two Facebook accounts, which is funny within itself. One of them is based on who I am, I hide nothing from my friends and I advocate for openness regarding sexuality. All of my friends know what I do and I have got to spank more vanilla butts than I care to divulge because of it, lol. Then I also have a vanilla profile, for my spanking friends, lol. This is a very select group of people where trust is the most important thing.

Now a lot of my friends on my vanilla page are Republican, which I don’t actually mind. I never want to be enclosed in my own little bubble where I think that I am right all of the time. Anyway, one discussion that was going on during this time was American money being sent out of the country by immigrants. Now I don’t believe that I look like what most people picture when they use the word immigrant, but just because I am lily white I am as much of an immigrant as anyone.

During the time leading up to and after my mom’s death, there were things that needed to be done. In order for her to get the care that she needed during her last few weeks, and where she could have the dignity of having her final time in the comfort of her own home, there were overheads. Now I’m not here to put a dollar figure on it all, the bottom line is that I was more than comfortable (The American Dream) where I was able to take care of all of the financial requirements that were needed, it was the absolute least I could do.

Anyway, there was somebody who was very vociferous about American money being sent out of the country, and I could only think, if I shared my story with him, he would probably feel like shit. So to me it was very ironic, here is a conversation that I would normally love to have, yet I chose to stay out of it out of respect for my friend because I’m as clear as day that had he realized how his words were impacting me directly, he probably wouldn’t have said anything.

Anyway, I don’t want to deviate from why we are here today. Obviously the above was the most important event over the past year so I had to mention it. It is now just my Brother and myself and whatever friends I have in this life.

So next week I will post my annual top ten of the year based on hits alone. This years list seems to be dominated by the newspaper articles that I have posted this year. But in regards to the most viewed pages of all time, it is my stories that feature most prominently. Perhaps that is telling me that I need to start posting more of my literary work. So here is the top ten most viewed posts since 2010, though some of them may actually have been posted before 2010, they are just that popular.

Number 1:

Classic Mother and Daughter Spanking Pics

And it isn’t even close. This post has been viewed twice as many times as any other post I have ever made on this blog. All it is, is six spanking pics where a fictional mom is spanking her fictional daughter, but it does include the find shown below which I believe is the reason that it is so popular. Read More….


Number 2:

1979 The First Spanking

This story goes way back and tells the tale of the first spanking I ever gave. The vision as clear today as it was back then of her squirming over my lap as I warmed the seat of her white nylon panties. Read more….

Number 3:

Missy Gets Spanked In Public

Yet another of my real life tales. This was the first weekend that I got to play with Missy and we became roommates from this weekend forward, right up until the present day. Read More….

Number 4:

A Mixed Bag Of Spanking Cartoons

I’m not sure why this post is so popular, it is just a very random mix of spanking comics, nothing out of the ordinary at all. However, it does come in at number 4. Read more….

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Number 5:

Birthday Spanking For Laura

There really isn’t much to this story, in fact I have written many better. But there is something about a coming of age birthday spanking conducted lightheartedly that seemed to resonate with readers. Read more….

Number 6:

Jane’s Birthday Spanking

Are you starting to see a trend here? This story follows basically the exact same premise as the story above, only in a different setting and environment. The writing lesson that I take from this is that it doesn’t always have to be about brutal discipline, there is also a place for playful spankings. Read more….

Number 7:

Janus Worldwide

Finally a post that isn’t a story for once. In this post there are only three pictures, but what makes this post unique is that the owners of Janus sent them to me to share with you all. Up until that point, these photos had never been seen before. Others from the set had, but these were exclusive pics that Janus allowed me to share. Why these particular pics? Well, it’s because the girl is getting the slipper on her white nylon panties. If you read number two on this list, these are the type that would fit that story almost identically. Read more….


Number 8:

Vintage Spanking

Ironic really when you consider all of the awesome vintage spanking pics that I have shared over the years, that it is the six in this post that are the 9th most popular of all time. To be frank, they aren’t exactly world beaters 🙂 Read more….


Number 9:

Nurse Byron And The Manor House

One of the longest stories I have written, also one of the darkest. It has some sexual content which I generally separate from spanking stories. Read more….

Number 10:

The Saturday Spanking Show

It will be interesting to see where this one ends up on the list next year. It is a rapid riser and features pictures of ellee getting caned, as well as Lostkitten and Sara Fields getting spankings. This was part 4 of a long story, the other three parts are linked within this story. Read more….


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