Category Archives: audio

Out In The Wilderness

This past week I have been trying to list as many audio spanking links as I could find, and there is one staring me in the face that I wasn’t even aware of. Yes, there is in fact another guy who has a wealth of audio spanking material. In fact it would be fair to say that I am the pretender out there as this person has been doing it for years already. It was one of his readers, Jenny, who alerted me to this fact so I popped over to see what was on offer. I mean I didn’t even need to search for it, there is a tab on the home page labelled “Audio”.

The person in question is DEVLIN O’NEILL and he has a wealth of spanking audios if that is what you like to listen to. Just click the highlighted text and you will be taken directly to Devlin’s audio page where everything is neatly listed. From that page you will also have access to Devlin’s blog. In fact, if you watch the rotating link on the right hand side of this blog, you will see Devlin in action in the film “Spanking Girl Gone Wild”

Now I haven’t listened to anything as of yet, but I will give it a bash this upcoming weekend. By all accounts Devlin also has two full length books that he has also recorded in audio format. In fact let me pop over to his site to see if I can find the links for them.

Ok, I found them both on the same post. The books are entitled “Spank Her” and “Little Red Riding Drawers” and both can be FOUND HERE. Just click on the highlighted text.

One additional item for today is about corner time. Now I’m not the biggest proponent in the world of corner time, but I also know that some people get a tremendous amount of pleasure from seeing naughty girls standing in the corner. These particular images are vanilla, which, for those of us who are connoisseurs of vanilla spanking images, one would imagine that the same would apply to pictures of girls standing in the corner. The images come from the 12th episode of the BLACKPINK reality show called “24/365 with BLACKPINK”. I have left the times on the images where you can find the scenes in question.

In this episode the four girls go back to school for a challenge, and yes, they dress in their school outfits for the entire episode. Jennie gets sent to the corner twice (images 1 and 4) and Rosé puts her nose in the corner in images 2 and 3. What is interesting for those of you who don’t know, which is likely to be 99% of you, lol, even though they are a Korean supergroup, Jennie was born in South Korea but grew up in New Zealand. Rosé is from New Zealand but grew up in Australia, and the other girl that you see in image 3 in the small circle, that is Lisa who is from Thailand. So one would imagine that all of them are quite knowledgeable as to the meaning of standing in the corner.

They remain in their school uniforms for episode 13 but I haven’t watched that one yet, so maybe there is more corner time to come. If you look it up on Youtube then be sure to turn the subtitles on.

Bang For Your Buck

So as you know I have been on this audio spanking kick for about a week now and today I will continue with that theme. I don’t really know if anyone likes or dislikes it because I haven’t received any feedback on the previous posts. At some point this week I am going to record the first part of my MOTHER SPANKS series, and while this wasn’t the original plan, I’m actually going to stick it up on my clips4sale site. That is really just to get an idea as to whether or not this would be a viable product. My guess is that most of my readers would only want to listen to a Female voice reading a spanking story (I know that I would) but who knows, perhaps there are a few who want to hear a guys voice. If for nothing else, as I have blogged continuously for 15 years, maybe some people will buy an audio to support the work that I am doing.

Now on this site I try to promote as many people as I can, and today I am going to promote PANDORA BLAKE who has also recorded a number of audio stories.

When I was going through the clips4sale audio spanking stories, something caught my eye right away. There were two particular stories by Pandora that will give you a lot of bang for your buck. Now you have to understand that on clips4sale you only have a limited amount of flexibility when it comes to setting a price for your products. It has been a number of years since I have uploaded so I don’t remember all of the details, but basically anything up to a certain point (I think that it is 8 minutes) you can only set a price of a dollar a minute. So for an 8 minute clip you would have no choice but to set a minimum of $7.99 for that clip. It might be less than 8 minutes but we will use that for arguments sake.

The longer that a clip runs for then the more flexibility you have to offer some type of deal for your product. Now many studios from all types of kinks have their own criteria for setting their prices. Some of them will only offer a clip for a dollar a minute plus a dollar on top, so like $33.99 for a 33 minute clip, but then likewise there are just as many stores that offer bigger savings on their longer clips. For example it wouldn’t be unheard of for a 30 minute video being sold for $19.99. In my own store for example I think that I have every video clip price set at the lowest price that clips4sale will allow me to set it.

Obviously there are two trains of thought here. One is to get as much money as you can while perhaps selling less products, while the other is selling more products at a lesser price. I prefer to go the route myself of lowering prices, because I want people to come back and buy more. Plus, there is always a chance that if the price is low enough, then someone might “Take a chance” with your product and who knows, maybe you get a new customer out of it for a long time. I wouldn’t criticize either philosophy, I just personally prefer to sell more products at a lesser price.

So that brings us to two awesome offers that Pandora Blake has for two super long spanking audios. Before I go any further though, here is Pandora’s CLIPS4SALE site where you can peruse her entire collection.

Now I will confess that I haven’t purchased either product just yet, but I have a feeling that one of them for sure will be purchased this weekend 🙂 Both stories are F/F stories so if that is your personal interest then this should be especially good for you.

The first of the stories is AUNTIE GILLIAN’S HAIRBRUSH. Coming in at a whopping 55 minutes long, this audio story will cost you just $15.99. This is basically the same cost as a digital album and it is also something that you are likely to listen to over and over again. In this story Pandora stays with her Aunt and two twin cousins and by all accounts her aunt has a fearsome wooden hairbrush. Now what do you suppose that Auntie does with that hairbrush when Pandora and her two naughty cousins misbehave? Unfortunately I couldn’t find much of a preview anywhere online, but if you click the link above then you can listen to a 20 second preview clip. That should be all you need to get you in the mood for a spanking good story. 55 minutes for $15,99, that’s plenty of bang for your buck there.

The second audio that I noticed was WRITING LETTERS which comes in at a super long 74 minutes, and it only costs $16.99, now how about that for a good spanking deal? Even though these stories were only recently added to Pandora’s clips4sale, they have been on her site for a while now. In fact this particular story was originally posted on Pandora’s site on my birthday 🙂 Once again you can click the link and listen to a short preview clip, and even though the clip is very short, it will give you an idea almost immediately as to what you can expect to hear.

Now even though Writing Letters is a better deal, I am still going to opt for Auntie Gillian’s Hairbrush myself for my first purchase. The Writing Letters story contains caning, which of course I have no problem with, but give me a naughty girl over her Aunt’s knee getting the hairbrush any day of the week 🙂

Go ahead and give them a try, you will certainly get your money’s worth that’s for sure. I couldn’t think of a better way to be sat in a traffic jam than being sat there listening to Pandora talk about spanking!!

New Audio Host

Hey guys, as I mentioned yesterday I did indeed look into creating an audio store where I could share my stories and interviews, maybe even a podcast or two. Don’t worry, I’m not going to use my platform to besmirch fellow members of the community, I will use my platform to bring positivity to the spanking world. The idea for the hosting site was inspired by Miss Jenn’s audio site, so if you could do me a favor, pop on over to Miss Jenn’s clips store and have a look around. I signed up via her channel so hopefully she will get some affiliate referral money from this.

Miss Jenn’s Clip Store

Miss Jenn’s Audio Site

Last night I added a 5 minute test audio from one of the many previous audio interviews that I have done with Dana Specht, but I also have a folder full of old audio material to sort through. Hopefully I will be able to add to that this year by doing some more interviews. Here is the test audio that I put up.

Please let me know what you think.

Spanking Audios

Alright, I know already that spanking audios aren’t going to be as popular as other posts that I write, but, I have something to share, it is spanking related, and I personally enjoy it. Plus, I get to do the one thing that I love to do more than anything, I get to promote the work of other people.

Don’t get me wrong there either, 99% of the time when I promote someone they don’t even know that I have done it. Take the dozens of clips4sale sites that I have listed under three categories, I can guarantee that almost all of the spanking video producers don’t even know that I have linked to their stores. I’ve never asked for anything in return and I never will, I do this out of my love for sharing the lifestyle. Today is going to be another one of those days, I am going to link to a whole bunch of spanking related material in the hopes that a lot of it is new to you, and unless these site owners are visitors to my site, they will never know that I am promoting them.

Let me throw two disclaimers up there as well. If you see your clips4sale site listed in my links (or any link to a site of yours) and you don’t want it there, either because you want to do your own promotion, or perhaps you just don’t like me and don’t want to be associated with me, or maybe your friends don’t like me so therefore by default you have to follow what they do as well. Whatever the reason, you don’t even have to tell me. Just shoot me an email at and ask me to remove the link to your site, I would be more than happy to do so. The same goes if you want your spanking store added to my links, just ask me, I will be happy to oblige.

Secondly, whatever I list is not an all encompassing list, these are just things that I have found. Don’t be a salty Sally, nobody likes a salty Sally, I am happy to promote any site of any gender orientation. The reason that I am doing this is to make people aware of sites that they may not be aware of. Well likewise, there is a lot of spanking audios that I don’t know as well. So enlighten me, I will link to anyone just as long as it is spanking related. Same as above, .

Now on to the audio spanking material, and you know what is funny, this is my second attempt at writing this. When I started yesterday I got up to the point where this paragraph begins, and then I veered off into writing War and Peace due to the spanking world imploding this week. That’s not what this post is supposed to be about, so I saved the draft of the other post, cut the opening 4 paragraphs to post here, and decided to try again. So here we go, spanking audios.

In topics that I have discussed before you will know that I love audio spanking stories. Just yesterday in fact I was listening to one of my old interviews that I had done with DANA SPECHT where we were discussing audio spanking. After I had mentioned my love of them, Dana responded by saying that she understood, that she gets how you can build your own story in your head as you are listening with the characters that you want in there. That is so true.

At the same time though, as an extremely fussy and particular person, the same rules that I apply to spanking videos I also apply to audio stories. Perhaps not as deeply in terms of aesthetics, because an audio is more about feelings and mindset than it is the actual spanking, but I am still very particular. The crux of the story has to be about spanking, I don’t want to listen to a story that is rooted in another kink, with a quick splash of spanking thrown in for good measure, I want the whole premise of the story to be rooted in spanking. There are adult erotica story sites out there, with audio, such as Literotica and Lushstories where almost all of the audio spanking stories fall into those categories. The spanking is secondary to what the real story is about, and on those two sites it is all about sex.

I’m not saying that other kinks shouldn’t be blended in, not in the least, in fact that’s none of my business, I’m only speaking in terms of what I enjoy. If the guy gets a wank at the end of a story, or if both players adopt roles or costumes for the spanking, none of that matters to me if the main purpose of the story is spanking. Throw whatever you want in there.

My mind goes back to a story that I once listened to about thirty years ago now, I only wish that I knew where I got the audio and who did it. Maybe by writing about it somebody might remember. It could possibly be a Shadowlane cassette, but I tend to think not because their audios almost always had a cast that enacted a scene on cassette. This was a full on story where a girl was going to get a spanking as told from the girl’s point of view. She didn’t know what to expect (it was a school setting), but had heard possible rumors as to what could happen. She then obsessed over the impending embarrassment over the spanking that was soon to come. The build up was so freaking good, and when it got to the actual spanking she was somewhat relieved that she was spanked over her skirt, even though the spanking still hurt. She had just about resigned herself to knowing that this was how the spanking was going to be, when all of a sudden her skirt got flipped up. The whole thing was just perfection personified. Of course it helped tremendously that it was a woman reading the story, I don’t think that it would have been the same if it was a guy reading the girls part.

As a lot of long term readers are aware, I have also recorded many of my own stories as audiobooks over time, but I do often wonder if my listeners have the same problem that I do. I believe that my audience is about 75% male, so are my audio stories only important to the remaining 25% women? I’m not going to lie, because of my gender preferences, I exclusively want to hear a woman’s voice telling me a spanking story. I’m sure in the right setting that I could listen to a male narrated story, but I don’t normally get that far because I would always select a story read by a woman before I even started. Is that important to you? Do you prefer to listen to the voice of a gender that you are attracted to? If your not sure, ask your friends what they think so that they can tell you what your opinion is!!

Obviously I’m still rambling, but I am in it for the long haul now, lol. Another thing that I have reconsidered doing, and this is because the excitement of spanking is coming back to me, is doing audio interviews again. These were always really popular with a select audience, and even to this day, 12 years later, people will still ask me about certain audio interviews that I did. In the post that I halted, that was the direction that I was taking. About how spanking is becoming fun again for me, simply because I left spanking social media and stopped being an active member of the community. I’m going back to my roots and it is so enjoyable leaving all of that negativity behind me. So if I do start the audio interviews again, who would you like me to interview?

One little side note, I also saw that dreaded spanking phrase the other day that is like eating chalk to me “It is not a real spanking unless it is given on the bare bottom”. I’m steadfast in my thoughts there, to me it isn’t a real spanking if it IS given on a bare bottom 🙂 For some people a real spanking is getting six swats to the seat of their pajama bottoms. We have to get out of that mindset that a spanking has to be on the bare bottom to be real. If that was the case then 99% of spankings that I have given haven’t been real ones, because I never spank on the bare bottom 🙂

That brings us to our first link, and it happens not to be an audio link.

A few days ago I was watching a British video and loved the opening, a good 50 to 75 spanks on the skirt. A great start to the video and then the skirt came up, this is right up my alley…. but, instant full wedgie. I’m like what the fuck man, you just ruined the whole video for me!!

Listen, I’m not stupid, I understand what sells and that I am in the minority, and many times when I buy a video I have to know what I am getting because the only important things to me are what happens before the bottom is bared. So with that said, there is one spanking producer out there who totally caters to what I like. A person who gives full spankings on leggings, shorts, spandex, jeans, pajamas, you name, he does it. Don’t get me wrong, there is also a wealth of bare bottom spanking as well, but if you have a certain clothing fetish that works for you, check out the videos of SPANKING 101 THE BOOK . I’m a full on Youtuber now so I did have an initial critique, put a picture in the thumbnails dude to capture people’s attention, lol. But look, it’s simple, use the search this store bar at the top to search for spandex, shorts, pajamas or whatever else it is that you want to see. Remember, these are full spankings given on a clothed bottom, and I think that this is the only store that does that. But don’t forget, they also do full, straight to the bare spankings as well if that is your thing.

Now let’s get to the audio spanking!!

There are two sites that I have linked to before, and in fact each one of them has their own individual post on my site. First of all I did a review of Miss Jenn Davis’ TRADING PLACES audio spanking story. On the highlighted link you can actually find the 41 minute opening chapter of the spanking story, and if you like spanking audios then this will be right up your alley. The story is an F/M story, but that doesn’t matter to me. To me it is all about the interaction and the build up, it is very exciting.

In terms of spanking audios, Miss Jenn is probably the premiere source for constantly updated material. Now it isn’t all about spanking at her store, she also features both ABDL and feminization quite heavily as well. However, if all of those items are up your alley then you will be quid’s in. Here is the DIRECT LINK to Miss Jenn’s store for you to peruse.

Now as I mentioned earlier, I am very particular in what I want to listen to, my proclivities are strictly spanking. This was something that I mentioned to Miss Jenn and she actually provided me with a direct link to stories that she had read with the same author of Trading Places, and that link is RIGHT HERE, so that way you will know that the entire premise of those stories is spanking.

Now don’t get me wrong, the other areas of expertise that Miss Jenn caters to doesn’t bother me in the least. All I am talking about here is a personal preference as to what I want to listen to. I don’t want to listen to an ABDL story or a feminization story with a sprinkling of spanking thrown in. If it was the other way around, just as long as the story is a spanking story then throw in whatever else you want, well, within reason. If the opening sentence of the story began “In the year of 3748, on the planet star Zwog”, I’m not going to lie, I might have a hard time getting through that, lol. I just like listening to something that I can relate to 🙂

The other audios that I have featured here before were done by Dana Specht. Once again, I had posted chapter 1 of an audio story that was free on the Internet, and if this is something that you like then be sure to check out Dana’s site to purchase the remaining chapters of the story. Here is CHAPTER ONE.

Next up is a link that I have not shared before, but if you enjoy audio spanking, ESPECIALLY done so with an English accent, then head on over to PANDORA BLAKE’S Dreams of Spanking. I have done the hard work for you, and if you click on the highlighted text you will be taken directly to the audio page. To be honest I am surprised that I haven’t purchased any of these audios myself yet, that is something that I will need to rectify. It is quite possibly because audios and stories of the cane are way, way down on my list of enjoyable material, and I guess that I naturally assumed that all stories on a British site would involve the cane. I was quite surprised that there are several stories that are simply spanking stories that don’t involve the cane, I was quite happy with that.

It’s funny really, I’m English, I was brought up during the time that canes were used in schools, and at a completely rough guess I have probably caned around 200 girls, and yet it is something that I derive no pleasure from at all. It is something that I solely do for the benefit of others. Any stories that involve the cane I simply don’t read because I can’t relate to them. The number 200 by the way is not a braggadocios number, almost every girl that I have played with has wanted the cane, and this one time at a party I set up shop where I was giving girls either 6 to 12 strokes of the cane during an event. The exact number I will never know, but I left that one hour plus event with an ice pack on my shoulder, lol. If I was to guess I would say that I caned 35 girls just at that one event. There was literally a line of women formed waiting their turn. Ordinarily I don’t have an ego, but I know that some guys were pissed at the action that I was getting that day, lol.

Now to round this up I want to share with you just a few podcasts that I have found, and like I mentioned at the beginning, if yours isn’t listed don’t go getting all salty about it. If it isn’t listed then it is because I don’t know about it. Just send me an email, I will be happy to include your audio entry in a follow up blog post.

Now let me throw a caveat out here, I also like listening to audio podcasts, but as before because of my preferences, there has to be a female presence in order for me to enjoy it. Almost all of the audio podcasts that I have come across do indeed have that, a female interviewee and/or a female host. We are all entitled to our personal preferences for the PC crowd out there. Let me also add that when I listen to a podcast, I want to listen to a mature adult discussion. If you are English then you will understand that I am more Radio Four than I am Radio One 🙂 I have absolutely no problem with people having a laugh and a joke, but I don’t relate to giggle fests whatsoever. In fact I was watching a spanking video on Spankingtube just this week, and I’m completely cool with playful spankings, obviously, but I had to switch it off after a couple of minutes because it was non stop giggling between the two participants. By all means have a laugh, but like anything else in this life, less is more. So here are a list of frequently updated podcast that each have many episodes for hours of entertainment for you all.

NEVER TOO OLD FOR AGOODSPANKIN. Yes, a podcast hosted by the same individual who has done (still does?) that awesome series of spanking videos on Spankingtube. You know, the videos where the spankee is wearing the tight blue shorts 🙂 It looks like on average he does a podcast every month, and there has to be a dozen or more already done with women and men in the spanking community. Interviewees such as Erica Scott, Dallas Spanks Hard and Miss Chris. I have listened to several of these podcast already. So click on the highlighted text to peruse the different episodes.

SPANKO PODCAST. A group of spankos who host a frequently updated podcast, also with a host of interviewees in the scene, but not only that, the re are also discussions about scene related topics such as crying and punishments. At the moment they currently have 41 episodes and it would appear that they try to update weekly, but if they don’t then it is too far beyond a week that they update. Check it out, each episode is between 20 to 60 minutes long.

DUDES SPANKIN’ DUDES. Yet another podcast that has 41 episodes, each of them it would appear is about an hour long. Plus, they seem to have a whole bunch of shorter podcasts on specific topics, so I dare say that the number of podcast is far higher than 41. This isn’t a podcast that I have personally listened to, however, it deserves a mention here just like any other podcast. I am fully aware from previous polls that I have done that at least 10% of my audience has a preference for Male/Male spanking. Heck, one time I was featured on a gay blog as a Hetero Spank Monster, haha. True story!! If that is your interest then check it out, and by all means let me know what you think.

This blog is an open book, I don’t give a shit what your proclivities are. I only have limited contact with people in the scene, I certainly don’t have a moral support group to worry about to tell me what I should say and think. For better or worse, I stand on my own two feet with my own opinions, and spankos of any gender orientation are more than welcome here. Not only to read my offerings, but also to contribute as well, you are all welcome.

Finally, you can also find full length spanking Audiobooks on AUDIBLE!! Now if you click the highlighted link, just be aware that there are far more spanking books on Audible than what shows in the link that I provided. If you just edit out the word ‘Stories’ in the search bar it will throw up a whole bunch more of spanking related material. The reason that I added ‘Stories’ was to eliminate books on parenting. There are spanking books up to 23 hours long. Yes, I said HOURS!!! 🙂 Shit, all you need to do is sign up for a free month and you will get a whole stack of spanking audios.

So there you go, a list of spanking material done in audio format. Not a comprehensive list, but as I mentioned several times, if you want your spanking audio included in part 2, just shoot me an email. Despite what you may have heard or read, I’m actually a very easy person to get along with who is friendly to everyone that I encounter. Put your neck out, you might be surprised by just how warm and friendly I am 😉

Trading Places – 41 Minute Audio

We are continuing on the theme of spanking stories this week for our weekly F/M post, and this week we are featuring an awesome audio recording that I happened to stumble across just the other day. The audio story is brought to you courtesy of Miss Jenn Davies and before we go any further, here is the link to her website where you can find the entirety of where her products and services can be found.


Last week we had an audio spanking story on a Friday, then I posted a brand new spanking story for you all on Wednesday, and now today, we have another corker of a spanking story, this time it is an audio spanking story. Personally, when it comes to audio spanking stories I pretty much love them all when they are done well. I’m from a time where we used to listen to the radio frequently and we grew up on radio dramas and plays. So to get spankings done in this format as well is a huge plus for me. In fact, it isn’t even the spanking, it is the buildup and discussion surrounding it. Before I ramble on though, let me post the audio right here. That way you can click on the play button and listen to the story as you read the rest of the post underneath the audio. This is going to include a special offer by Miss Jenn, exclusively for readers of this blog, and it is a pretty sweet deal as well. The story is about a young man whose grown up step sisters are spanked by their mom, but he isn’t spanked. Until one day he confides to the older sister that he wouldn’t mind getting a spanking from her mom. So she plots to make sure that his wish gets fulfilled, and in spades. By part 3 of the story, the step sister is the one spanking the step brother. CLICK ON THE PLAY BUTTON ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE IMAGE BELOW, when you do that the audio will begin.

So, first things first, the audio that you just listened to was part 1 of 3 parts. If it hit your triggers, and I really hope that it did, then here are the direct links to where you can purchase parts 2 and 3 to continue listening to this great series. Hopefully the story was impactful enough that you will decide to support the artist who created it, and who was generous enough to supply the first episode for free. Just click the highlighted text below.

TRADING PLACES PART 2 – 44 minutes long

TRADING PLACES PART 3 – 28 minutes long

I don’t mind telling you that I was cursing up a deep blue storm trying to get the link for part 3 of the series, it was being quite obstinate, lol. One more link for you to consider if you like the idea of audio stories, but perhaps this particular story didn’t capture your attention, you can find the entirety of Miss Jenn’s audio stories RIGHT HERE

Now, how about a special offer for you all courtesy of Miss Jenn, and please read what I have to say carefully, because this really is a good offer and if you are creative enough, you can come up with something very personal to you that might be really special. FOR JUST $10 Miss Jenn will record your own short story of up to 1500 words. The offer is good for THREE MONTHS, so if you are reading this post in the future, the deadline for this offer is November the 13th, 2021. To give you an idea of what 1500 words looks like, have a look at THIS POST . That post comes in at just a tiny shade over 1500 words, but it will give you some idea of the length of story you have to work with. Now I don’t know about you, but I can definitely fit in a good story into 1500 words. In fact I have written some stories that are less than 1500 words. LEGAL AGE CHARACTERS ONLY PLEASE.

If, after you read this post, you decide that you want to take up the offer, then email Miss Jenn at and put in the email header “Windsor Audio“. Be respectful guys, don’t use this as an opportunity to piss around and try and get some free wank fodder, only contact her if you are serious enough about taking up the offer.

On my vanilla Youtube page I write scripts to narrate each video that I post, and 1500 words is roughly in the ballpark of two Microsoft Word pages. As I frequently narrate vanilla stories, I was able to find a story that was 1514 words long, and over on Youtube the narration for that story took me 9 minutes and 20 seconds to read for the corresponding video. So again, these are ballpark figures, but for ten bucks you can get your own personalized spanking story read for you. Can you imagine how good that could be? A 9 to 10 minute personalized spanking audio recording that you can play over and over again for years to come. Here is a pic of Miss Jenn’s lap, and I will continue underneath the image and give you some suggestions for creating your own story. Hopefully some of you will look at that stocking covered lap and say to yourselves “Oh dear, maybe I do need a spanking after all”. Which naughty boy or girl is going first?

Before I go any further, I want to point something out as well. Every post that I make on this website is done so on my own volition. When I feature a person from the spanking community, the post is always initiated by me every single time, the person featured only finds out about it once I ask them for their permission to post it. In this case today, I was scouring the Internet when I found the audio and I was blown away by how great it sounded. After I had listened to part one of the story I subsequently paid for parts two and three. So not only am I the writer of this article, but I am also a client 🙂 Big kudos to both Miss Jenn and the author of the story for the great content. Always feel free to leave a comment as the author and narrator are bound to be checking this post as well.

So when I heard the audio, of course my immediate thought was “That will make for a great F/M Friday post”. Then I contacted Miss Jenn and asked her if she was okay with that suggestion, and that was when Miss Jenn suggested that she would be happy to make a special offer to readers of this blog as well if I went ahead with this post. Posts are made on this site because what I have heard, seen or watched has moved me in some way, shape or form that I have felt obliged to share that experience with my readers. One of the best videos that I ever featured on this site was done by two regular people who are not models. The “Grace” spanking video still has people flocking to that page every single day, which makes it even more unfortunate that the video was removed from the Internet. There are certain things in the spanking world that will just grab you.

Now I am going to make a sales pitch for you to give you some ideas as to why YOU need your own personal recording. And remember, this isn’t a sales pitch by an owner, this is a sales pitch from me. The first time that Miss Jenn will even be aware that I am writing this is when she sees the draft that I will send to her for approval. Remember, this is Miss Jenn’s brand, it is only fair that she gets to approve what is written about her products and services.

Obviously the post today is centered on F/M spankings, the story features a naughty boy getting a long overdue spanking and primarily, one would assume, that is what most of the people reading this are here for because of the F/M aspect of the post. Before I move on to some suggestions for you though, my personal play preferences are M/F and F/F, I do the F/M component as a service to the male bottoms and the female tops out there, but does that take me out of the running for a personalized spanking story? Hell to the no!! This is what I thought of the very moment that Miss Jenn suggested her offer of a 1500 word story for $10, and why I am personally going to take her up on that offer myself.

The most important spanking story that I have ever written was also the most important event that has taken place in the spanking world for me. 1979 – THE FIRST SPANKING

You might be thinking that I would have Miss Jenn narrate the story for me. Well, no, the story is important to just me, if the story needed narrating I could just do that myself, I mean I am pretty much narrating on my microphone every day as it is. There is one vital component that I can’t do though, no matter how hard I try, and that is the very important matter of the sweet female voice. You also have to remember that while the first spanking took place over 40 years ago in England, I have lived in America for the last 35 years of my life, the accent of my then girlfriend is now immaterial, I am used to the American accent.

This is what I thought though, and this is what really excited me. I first spanked a girl over 40 years ago, and the event will always have a very special place in my heart, but if one was really creative, how awesome would it be if I could give that important story a brand new lease of life four decades after the event happened? Too good to be true, right? But listen up.

What if, 40 years later, we go inside the mind of the girl who got spanked, and hear her side of it?

Straight away I was like, oh my god, that is a freaking awesome idea with so many possibilities, 40 years later an important story could be improved upon and added to, making it seem fresh again. I can’t do the female voice, but I can put the words behind that voice in the direction that I want it to go in. Could I possibly give a very old spanking story a new lease of life? Oh yes, I most definitely could. Here is what I could/will do, or at least the possibilities.

The most important part of all is that I can create the keywords that would really enhance my own story in my mind. That is so critically important to me. I don’t want to hear the words blistered or thrashing or tear up, all I want to hear is “She needs a good spanking” or “Please don’t spank me” 🙂

In her mind my girlfriend could be saying any number of things, things like “Why am I always getting spanked”, or maybe she is telling her girlfriends about it “I can’t believe my boyfriend spanked me, and he spanked me on my panties as well” which could be followed by one of her girlfriends saying “I wouldn’t mind your boyfriend spanking me on my panties” and then the girls talk about spankings. Or perhaps my girlfriend finds out that her sister had been spying on the spanking, but instead of telling her mom about it, she will let it slide if her sister gets a spanking from her boyfriend as well. There is a never ending plethora of spanking possibilities that I could go with that would make a 40 year old spanking sound like a brand new event. I can do everything that I want to build an event that is tailor made for me, but the one thing that I can never do is put a female voice behind that story. It is so exciting to have that option available now. Not just that first spanking, but there are also plenty of other possibilities as well. There are so many events in the last 58 years of my life that could have had an alternative outcome. My mind is always racing and I can think of so many ways to utilize this service.

How about you though?

Remember, keep it to legal aged characters or your story will be rejected.

The focus of the story is female spanks male, so one would assume that people who have read this far are here for that component of our lifestyle. Was there ever an event in your life where you should have received a spanking, but you didn’t? Come on now, we all know that there were many occasions where you deserved a spanking, don’t we? Well here is the wonderful part, whoever should have given you that spanking can now be played by Miss Jenn, and just as importantly the story is going to be in your own words, so Miss Jenn is about to tell you who is going to be getting that long overdue spanking, and she will be using your name to do so as well.

Maybe (lol, maybe) one of your neighbors has felt that you have needed a spanking for a long time!! Or perhaps your boss or underling. Ever boarded with one of those spinster types who for sure would have had a stout wooden hairbrush nearby. Maybe Miss Jenn can be the voice of your mother in law, or your aunt, or your tutor. What event in your life is so memorable where a spanking was really deserved, but no spanking ever happened. Now is your chance to make it happen. You can picture that hand on her hip, that finger wagging furiously in your face, but you can’t hear her voice. Well, now you can. It might even just be that scolding that you wanted to hear one more time.

Or maybe it is just a fantasy? Perhaps you are like the young man in the story. All of his friends still get spanked, all of his cousins get spanked, his girlfriend gets spanked, or even, perhaps one of your much older neighbors is telling you about how back in the day she would still be spanked at the age that you are now. So who is it to be guys and girls? Yes, female/female is also very much an option here. Have you ever felt like saying this yourself “I wish your mom would spank me”? From what I have said so far it could be your best friend’s mom, any number of your aunts, your girlfriend’s mom, or maybe you ask a neighbor for a spanking.

It could be your naughty little secret, what should have been.

The preceding was just my thoughts on how you have an opportunity here to create something very special for yourself, and I even took the time to research just exactly what 1500 words looked like, how long it will likely take to record, and most importantly, I gave you some ideas as to how you can utilize this offer. I do hope that some of you take it up.

If just one person listens to Trading Places and subsequently purchases parts two and three, then this entire post would have been worth me writing it. And don’t think that I am short changing the Female/Female component either, I am sure that for many of you who crave that type of spanking, an audio recording by Miss Jenn describing your spanking will be just as powerful as any other story. I’m a guy, I’m not going to mansplain to a girl what would work best for her. Besides, women are smarter than men, I bet that they could come up with a scenario far better than I could ever dream of. Let me know in the comments if you purchased parts 2 and/or 3.

Just to round this up, why do I think that this will work? I will tell you why. There have been so many times over the last few years where a woman has approached me to tell me that they still listen to a short audio recording that I made for them years ago. It is something that I used to do all of the time, I hate texting or feeling that I am at someone’s beck and call 24/7, so what I used to do instead was record a very brief spanking message on my phone and reply with that instead. A short little audio scolding that probably doesn’t even last a minute, but it is really personal to the person who received it.

At parties people will approach me even to this day to talk to me about an interview that I recorded over a decade ago. The interview was removed from the Internet about ten years ago, but even now people still want to talk to me about it. Likewise, I have also used that tactic in email correspondence as well, especially when I feel like a naughty young lass is getting a little too big for her britches. The power of hearing a person’s voice can be very strong.

And finally, going through an old external drive the other day I found a blooper reel featuring Audrey Knight and myself, I hadn’t seen it in years. Do you know what the very last line in the blooper reel was? Audrey Knight walking over to me and saying “Hurry up and spank me, I’m getting cold”. I could listen to an audio of that for years to come 🙂

David’ Summer Spankings

Time for the weekly F/M Friday post.

Do you guys remember when I used to record my own stories as audios, along with the many audio interviews that I conducted? It is something that I should really get back into doing, especially as I have many new stories since I last recorded one. Audio stories are something that I love to listen to, but you have to search long and hard online to find audio spanking stories. Well, a new one has surfaced this week over on Dana Specht’s blog called DAVID’S SUMMER SPANKINGS. Dana’s ability to tell a story is wonderful, she has the tone and inflection down perfectly and you can really get immersed in the story that she is telling. She also does custom recordings which are very reasonably priced as well, just reach out to her on her website for details.

The premise of the story is based upon the David and Dana series of spanking videos that are very popular on her site. I will list those videos at the bottom (appropriately) of this post. The new audiobook is just over 2 hours long and it features the often requested ‘Next door neighbor’ spanking scene. The full 2 hour download is ONLY $9.

Imagine living in a town where no matter how old you are, if you live at home you are still subjected to over the knee spankings. This is the place where David lives, where all of his friends, every single one of them, are frequently staring at the carpet over their mother’s lap. Not only that, but over the years each of them has also been spanked by every one of their friend’s mothers as well. All of them that is, except for David, he grew up in an environment where he was the only person in his neighborhood not subjected to spanking, and he really felt that he was missing something in his life.

One person who has been the object of his desires for a long time is his next door neighbor, Vicki, who was a few years older than him. But it wasn’t just Vicki next door who had his attention, it was her mom, Kathy, as well. In his mind he could never get rid of the sight of the only bare bottom spanking he had ever witnessed in person, which had been given by Mrs. Reardon to her 22 year old son, the same age that David was now himself. The sight and sound of that hairbrush spanking was permanently etched into his mind.

When his own mother leaves town for the summer, she refuses to let her irresponsible, grown up son have the house to himself. So he is sent next door to spend the summer with Mrs. Reardon and Vicki, the same Mrs. Reardon he had witnessed dishing out a sound maternal spanking. In fact, he even has to stay in the very same bedroom where he had witnessed the spanking.

It doesn’t take long before Vicki corrupts David with the promise that her mother never comes home during the day, but, of course on this day she does come home during the day. David gets to witness Vicki receive the mother of all spankings by her moms hand, and he even has to fetch the hairbrush that Mrs. Reardon then uses on her daughter. As he stands there staring at Vicki, who is standing in the corner with her red bare bottom on display, he is brought back to reality. That over the knee bare bottom spanking that he had always fantasized about, is now only a few seconds away.

Remember, this is an audio download that is over two hours long and it ONLY COSTS $9. Think about that, for the cost of a small pizza, just nine bucks, you can have an audio file that you can listen to forever. I remember the days of going on long drives listening to my Shadowlane audio cassettes in my car. Plug your MP3 into your sound device in the car and you can kill two hours in a heartbeat. If you love audio stories then you really can’t go wrong with this, you certainly get bang for your buck with this spanking story. Here is one of the chapters that happens right after David has received his first ever spanking. And remember, to purchase this for nine dollars go directly to THIS PAGE!!

As I mentioned earlier, there is also a complete series of videos in the David and Dana collection that are listed below. About a year ago I dropped David an email, but I probably had the wrong email address, but he had previously shared his own thoughts on this blog via a comment on one of the posts that I had made previously. Hopefully my email didn’t end up in someone else’s inbox inadvertently, lol.

Here are the list of Dana and David videos that are also all available for download on Dana’s site, just click each blue link below individually to be taken to that particular video page. Each page has its own spanking trailer to watch.

A VERY ANGRY MOM : Just watch the first trailer to get an idea of how this spanking goes, right from the very first spank it is HARD and fast. David is paddled, strapped and caned, and I am sure there are a few more implements used. I don’t think I am mistaken when I say that this is Dana’s best selling video.

DAVID AND THE BABYSITTER : Even grown up boys need a babysitter!! Acting mischievous earns David a couple of playful warning spankings, but he just doesn’t learn his lesson. Just in the trailer alone you can see the babysitter spank, strap (and I mean STRAP!) and paddle David, and he isn’t quiet about it either. Then his mom comes home to deliver the mother of all hairbrush spankings to her whimpering son.

DAVID’S LITTLE SECRET : Once again, not for the faint of heart. David has his mouth soaped, is feminized, then spanked, hairbrushed, strapped, paddled and caned. I guess he won’t be keeping any more secrets, well, not for a few days anyway.

DAVID’S STRICT MOM : From the screencaps you can see that the paddle and cane are used in this film, but the trailer focuses on one thing, something that you don’t see too often in spanking films. A sound spanking with a sandal!! So if you have a thing about the old Chancla, just watch the trailer to get your fix 😉

PUNISHED FOR PEEPING : Like the audio story, this spanking features David getting spanked by the next door neighbor. As the title suggests, he is caught spying on the neighbor getting dressed, such a naughty thing to do. If I am not mistaken this is only features hand spankings from start to finish, but after part one he confesses that it is he who has been stealing her panties. So what is a strict neighbor to do? He finds out when he is face down over her lap again, but this time he is wearing her panties.

SPANKED IN DANA’S PANTIES : The most recent of Dana’s digital downloads, and I think that the title is self explanatory. A scene that dates back some 30 years when NuWest did their own Woman Next Door series, the allure of the panty drawer is just too strong, but is also VERY painful each and every time. It doesn’t need a big write up, you pretty much know what you are going to get from the title alone.

Audio Spanking

Perhaps it is because I am an older man who grew up in an era where we listened to the radio frequently, I am a huge lover of audio spanking stories. They are few and far between, in fact it is an area of my game that I need to improve as well because I have a stack of stories that I can record. So I want to draw your attention to the latest one on the Internet. Before I do that though, let me tell you what I have been up to for the last few days.

If any of you saw me in person while I was doing what I was doing, I swear most of you would say “Get a life, Rich” 🙂 I have started my own little project where I am deep scanning archived books, which involves having three tabs open to make sure that I have all sources covered. I’m starting with the 1950s and it is my goal to read every single page of every single book over the next few years. Now I do understand that I am not going to be able to search everything. By the time I am done many new books would have been added. As an example, I have already done 3 States of the entire collections of 1950s books, but I will be honest, they were very, very small States. The current State that I am searching will take an entire week of spare time, if not two weeks, to get through. I’m pretty sure that I won’t even get through the 1950s by the end of the year.

There is a payoff though!! At times I can search for hours on end without so much as finding a single spanking pic, but some of the finds that I have made are stunning spanking pics. Many of the pics that I have found (and it is less than 20 so far) are your standard, run of the mill fare, but the one that I found yesterday was worth the 18 hours or so that I have spent on my hobby for this week alone. Right on the very first page, there it was. A full page OTK pic that said something along the lines of “Upholding our principles”. I didn’t get the entire passage yet because the image was hard to download. I could have taken the reduced size and have the full page, or I could enlarge it which took away the exterior writing. Ordinarily I like to present images in full, as in every detail contained in the original image, plus any writing that accompanied it. In this instance I went with the larger version.

What I have found so far is my reward for my hard work, and I hope to find many more as time goes on.

Now then, back to audio spankings!!

Over on Dana Specht’s DOWNLOAD PAGE, you can purchase the entire 1 hour 45 minute audio spanking story that you can hear in a preview below. 105 minutes!!! It made me think of when I went to Japan to see the band BiSH. Each ticket cost me $150, though in fairness the band work their tails off and they never fail to perform for anything less than two hours minimum. Regardless though, I paid $150 twice to watch a 2 hour plus show. When it comes to an audio spanking story, you can get the same level of entertainment for a fraction of the cost, and unlike seeing a band, you can listen to it whenever you want!!

So give the trailer a listen!! I have already listened to the full story twice, it is so incredibly well done.

The Podcasts Are Coming

Here we have it guys,  in anticipation of the spanking party season I have purchased myself a digital voice recorder with the intention of recording as many audio interviews as I can in the upcoming year. Not only will I be doing interviews but I will also be doing regular podcasts about our favorite subject so perhaps I can bring you all in here. This weekend I want to record a lengthy podcast just so see how it goes. Of course I can come up with a hundred topics to talk about,  but is there anything that you would like to hear my opinion on?

Alright,  I’m setting myself up I know. I can hear the haters already saying  “What the fuck do we want with your opinion”? 🙂

Let me know if you have any thoughts or topics that are of interest to you and I will see if I can’t add them to the show this weekend. Enough talking though,  I wanted to test the digital voice recorder out so I have put together a little four minute ramble. Let me know what you think,  and please be honest,  I have very thick skin and I can take any criticism.

In a few weeks time I am going to a spanking party so the interviews will begin there. So far I have two lined up but if you are going to the party and you want to be interviewed then please let me know.


Into A Far Away Place – Audio Spanking Story

Hey guys, I am testing something out here so while I am at it I figure I could give you an old story to listen to. This was a spanking story that I wrote and then recorded as an audio spanking story. You have one of two choices, you can either hit play on the player below or, underneath the player you will see a download link. If you wish to download the audio for your ipod, just click on the link and download the audio file.

Disaster struck and my bandwith usage on podbean was too much, so if you want to listen to the story just follow this link.

Audio Story

Alternatively, I have also just posted a great collection of vintage pics on this very site.

Vintage Spanking Pics

4th Year Anniversary

First of all guys, I just want to thank you all for your wonderful comments on the 2010 Christmas Show, hearing feedback like that makes the show so worth doing and I was really pleased that it was received so well. My thanks of course to all of the guests who took the time to send in a recording, I was delighted by the response as everyone bar two people responded to my request, so the strike rate was really good. The show is in the post below this one, but at the bottom of this post the show is reposted in case you missed it.

So yes, Christmas Eve brings up the 4 year anniversary of this blog, and what better way to welcome the day than to share with you some pictures of Richard Windsor playing Santa Claus. Sometimes I consider myself the luckiest guy on the planet 🙂

During the week I am going to be sharing my year in review, and this year has been a very fruitful one for me. In fact I think it is safe to say that I have spanked more girls this year than I ever have before. I even have material on hand now where I can start to sell my own content on DVD and online, with a lot more promised for 2011. Speaking of which, I will be spending the day today and tomorrow editing the footage and building my clips4sale store.

Anyway, I won’t take up too much of your time today as I know we are all busy. But as it is my anniversary today, here is a collection of my own personal pics where I get to play Santa and I spank a bevy of pretty girls. I have used them before for promotional purposes, and now I’m using them for ego purposes 🙂 Merry Christmas Everyone!!