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My 1st Ebook Is Published

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You’ve heard me banging on about it for a few days now, well the time has now arrived, my first eBook is live on Kindle. I even managed to sell my first copy last night, a few hours after it went live!!

Let’s get to the meat and bones of it, THIS IS AN EBOOK, that means that it can be read for free on Kindle Unlimited, or, it can be purchased for $2.99, again, on Kindle, for you to own. Later down the line I intend to make a paperback out of it, but for now it is ONLY AN EBOOK. Capisce? Just click on the picture below to view the book.

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If you have read my stories on this blog then think twice before buying. All stories in the book are from this site, albeit they are all now fully edited for an optimum reading experience.

The story “Her Best Friend’s Dad” was extended by 3,500 words, so that is like a new chapter to the story. While “3 Girls” (Renamed to ‘Three Spanked Girls’ in the book) has been extended by 4,400 words. So again, that is like an additional chapter, perhaps 2, to what has been posted on my website before.

In total the book contains 117 page, or, 33,000 words, whichever metric you prefer.

Now, if you are aware of that and you want to buy it out of kindness, then that is your choice. Otherwise, I would ask that you add it to Kindle Unlimited if you subscribe to it, and read a few pages for me 🙂

If you do choose that option, the two stories listed above are 5 chapters each, the brand new material in both stories can be found in chapters 4 and 5.

You will also find fully edited versions of “A Lodgers Regret” and “The Fly on the Wall”, the latter of which is now called ‘The Girl Next Door’.

I put an awful lot of hard work into this and I am delighted that it is published. I’m currently working on a second book of all new stories, while simultaneously working to make the ‘Mother Spanks’ serial a full novel.

It would mean a lot if a few of you could add it to your Kindle Unlimited library.

The Top Ten Of 2022

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It is a week later than I would normally make this annual post, but here is the top ten most popular posts on this website in 2022. The list is made up solely of posts that were made in 2022 and are arranged by how many hits each post got.

1: Her Best Friend’s Dad

This happens every year that I post a new story without fail. Each and every year the new story, or stories, will dominate the top spot by a country mile, and this year is no exception. This story contains a playful birthday spanking that is just the start of three spankings by her best friend’s father. The last spanking brings her to tears. READ MORE…

2: An Expensive Spanking

Due to the many retakes that the spanking scene in Public Deb No. 1 required, it cost the studio $16,000 for George Murphy to spank Brenda Joyce. READ MORE…

3: Windsor Wednesday Classic 237

A nice old school spanking from the 1950’s. Is there anything better than seeing a woman in stockings and suspenders along with a pair of full coverage nylon panties? READ MORE…

4: F/M Friday 40

It is a strange occurrence, especially as for 16 years my blog has been almost exclusively an M/F and an F/F spanking site all of those years. But, outside of the stories which account for a massive amount of this site’s traffic, the top page that is viewed on the website is the F/M COLLECTION page. Again, it’s not even close, that page dominates the folder views. This image is a cartoon and it depicts a young man who doesn’t seem to mind the spanking very much at all. READ MORE…

5: Group Spanking

This was one of my favorite images of the year. Now I can’t say if it was the favorite, once I am finished with this post I will review all images from the year and if need be I will post my personal favorite at the bottom of the post. I don’t know why, but this French finishing school drawing really caught my eye. A picture is worth a thousand words. READ MORE…

6: Sexy Shrew Getting Tamed

Hubba-Hubba, can I change my mind? Maybe this was my favorite pic of the year 🙂 Can you just imagine how much her bottom is going to sting for ‘Biting’? It is one of those pictures that remind me that spanking used to be a fun activity, back in the days when the spanking was the main focus rather than the spitefulness and ugliness. READ MORE…

7: Cartoon Knickers

This is a drawing that is over 200 years old, and yet this 1799 art piece still makes the top ten of a spanking blog 223 years later 🙂 It’s perhaps not the best image on the market, but enough people liked it for it to appear as the 7th most viewed image on the site last year. READ MORE… 

8: Six Of The Best Spanking Comics/Cartoons

There seems to be a bit of a theme here, viewers tend to enjoy spanking artwork!! Maybe I need to find some more older pieces of art. I’m pretty sure in my folders I have some regionalized drawings from old books that would have barely been seen in the spanking world before. I will take a dig through the folders and see what I can come up with. Had this post been made in the early part of 2022 rather than in December, then it would have almost certainly finished in second or third place for the most viewed posts of the year. READ MORE…

9: Excellent Spanking Video

Once again, yet another shining example of what I love about the spanking world. This is the type of spanking that we used to get back in the late 80s/early 90s, extending into the 2000s. Over the years I think that the spanking focused has changed more towards an erotic projection, not completely of course, but there are far more ‘Exposure’ videos nowadays than there ever was before. It also seems that spanking is being included in secondary fetishes more nowadays. Now I’m not saying that there is anything wrong with that at all, just from a personally standpoint a traditional (genital free) over the knee spanking video are the types of videos that I crave to see. Check this one out, it is a classic OTK spanking. READ MORE…

10: F/M Friday 46

As noted in number 4 on this list, the F/M spanking Friday’s post that I occasionally make on this website are very popular indeed. Thankfully for those of you who enjoy F/M spanking I still have tons of unseen spanking images that I have collected the last couple of years, certainly images most of you would have never seen before. READ MORE…

Now then, that was the list of what you guys liked in 2022, now I am going to review the images of the year and see whether I have a favorite or not to add to this list that never made the top ten. I’ll tell you one thing, that sexy shrew pic is going to be hard to beat 😉

Okay, I went through the new images posted throughout the year and the Sexy Shrew in position number 6 would have definitely been my favorite spanking find of the year. If I was to select one that never made the list then it would probably have to be this one, an image that is just begging for a story to be written about it.

Merry Christmas Everyone

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The title simply reflects the posting date of December the 25th, if you celebrate a different holiday or no holiday at all, I wish you all well.

Yesterday was the 16th anniversary of this blog but to be honest with you I couldn’t be arsed to write my usual yearly summary. Dwindling viewership, limited interaction and lack of enthusiasm prevented me from posting, but perhaps I will give the yearly update later in the week.

As it is Christmas there may be many of you out there all alone, so maybe a good spanking story with whet your whistle and provide you with some entertainment. I’m actually thinking of subscribing to Dreams of Spanking because I do love a good audio story. Pandora has an F/FFF one entitled “Aunt Gillian’s Hairbrush” that I have wanted to listen to for a while now.

I could buy the clip on clips4sale, but why not pay a few extra bucks and view the whole site instead. I’m sure that there are other audios that I would enjoy listening to. Anyway, here is my list of stories and I will be back soon with some rare spanking pictures.

Found An Old Spanking Story

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This week I was delving into the oldest external drive that I have and lo and behold I found a completed spanking story that I don’t remember posting anywhere. I wrote the story, or at least going by the date of the file, in 2011. By that time I already had this blog for five years so I have no idea why I wrote it, lol, and indeed why I have no recollection of posting it. Here are some theories that I have as to why I never posted it.

It might have been possible that I wrote the story for a specific website, and that during the drafting process that website ceased to be. Quite feasible because a lot of forums and blogs were starting to disappear at that time. It could also have been that I was going to submit it to another website and that they had pissed me off so I ended up not submitting it. There was one such case that I remember, but I have no idea what year that was. Basically they asked me to support them with a donation and after I had done so I felt that they were a bit disrespectful to me.

The above paragraph wouldn’t explain why I wouldn’t just post the story on this site though. Maybe, just maybe, there was a website where I wrote stories for many years. Maybe I posted it there and then shortly afterwards the website was gone. That still wouldn’t make sense as to why I didn’t post it here either.

Here is what I think. My spanking story is heavily influenced by another spanking story that I very much enjoyed many years ago. In fact the initial concept of the story’s opening has the same premise as the other story. The writing is mine, it looks nothing like the other spanking story, but the overall idea is very much a borrowed one. What can I say, I enjoyed the premise of the story so much that I decided to write my own version of it. If you were to put the two stories side by side (unlikely because the other story no longer exists on the Internet, lol) then you would have to work very hard to find the similarities, however, you could probably see the same structure behind the premise of the story. To me that seems to be the most likely scenario as to why I didn’t post it. Unusual perhaps, because I am very much a straight forward guy and I would have had no problem stating that my story was heavily influenced by ‘X’ story (Insert link here).

The only other explanation that I can think of is that perhaps I wrote the story earlier than the date on the file. It could be that I wrote it two years earlier in 2009, which is the year that my younger brother died. It is certainly feasible that I wrote the story, my brother died, I dealt with that and completely forgot about the story. Here’s the biggest deal of all here, I don’t even remember writing it 🙂 When I found it I was like, where did this come from. I have no recollection of writing it whatsoever. The story is definitely mine, there’s no question about that. It covers everything that I love about spanking stories, namely a coming of age birthday spanking leading to regular spankings. By coming of age I mean the realization that an adult suddenly discovers that they enjoy spanking. Perhaps I wrote it and never intended to post it. That would be unusual of me, but I guess it is possible.

The bottom line is a new spanking story is coming your way, maybe sometime next week. At the moment the story stands at 4,300 words, but I am a much better writer now than I was before so it will definitely get a makeover in the next few days. I expect the final product to be around 6,000 words when I am done, so a nice sized story.

Now then, the final thing on spanking stories for today. There is this spanking story website that I am sure that many of you are aware of, THE SPANKING LIBRARY. Well today I signed up as a subscriber for the next two years at $15 a year. I realize that I have read thousands of stories over the years on that website and I have even submitted a few of my own, and I think that it is quite a valid reason to in essence offer up a donation. The stories are free to read anyway with some restrictions, but as a website owner myself I realize that there are bandwidth concerns with a free site. So this goes back to paying for your porn!! What I am trying to do is offer some token support to a website that has provided me with many hours of entertainment for many years. And perhaps that will inspire some of you guys to put your hands in your pockets to support that site as well, or in general any producer of spanking material out there. Nobody is in this to make any serious money, so if you want people to keep producing spanking material for you then sometimes you need to offer them some support.

If The Spanking Library is new to you and some of you sign up as free members because of this post, just be aware that I have very little material of my own on the website. The reason for that is simple, I don’t want people to read my stories on somebody else’s website, I want them to read them on my website. I have a few well placed advertisements on my website that I earn money from, which in turn goes towards paying for my website renewal every year. It is also probably a bit snooty of me to say this, but the six stories that I have had on that website for ten years or more have less than 2,000 views combined, whereas my stories on my own website generate over a 100,000 views combined each and every year. A good portion of my audience come here solely for my stories, and I am sure in many instances these same people return to read their favorite ones over and over again. It’s simple mathematics really 🙂 The other thing is what happens in the future. I’ve always considered publishing my material and if there comes a time where this website ceases to be, I will of course publish what is right now viewable for free. But even if I do write some stories as I have planned to solely to sell on Amazon, everything that is currently on my website for free will remain so. As long as the website is here then the stories will remain free of charge.

One final note on the library, you are not able to download the stories from their website. Just yesterday however I learned a new trick as to how that could be achieved by using the Internet 🙂 It is a relatively minor drawback and of course I understand why the restriction is in place, but at the same time I was just so happy to learn a new trick where I could save my favorite stories as word documents.

I’ve always had a major problem with the visible “User activity” list on the website where people can follow your every move, but other than that the Spanking Library website is a valuable source for free spanking stories. Dare I say that it is the biggest spanking website on the Internet for free spanking stories? The ‘User activity’ list bothers me for a couple of reasons. Firstly it is of course the old “Big Brother is watching you” privacy issue, but secondly I can’t even remember how many times I will get a pop up saying something like “I see that you are reading my story”. Generally that forces me off of the site and has me cursing under my breath “Fuck off. Leave me the fuck alone already”. I loathe that live tracking feature.

Other than that though, if you are not aware of the spanking story website then head on over there and sign up, they have an insane collection of spanking stories, over 30,000 items in total. Not all of the 30K are stories, but I would imagine that at a minimum there are likely over 25,000 stories on the site. That’s a titload of bandwidth right there that someone has to pay for, hence another reason for making what is effectively a donation to help with their annual costs.

Okay, time to stop running me trap, you guys aren’t here to listen to me waffle on and on inanely, are you? At the very least you need a spanking picture to go with those waffles 🙂 My offering today is one of those great little “Caption me” opportunities. What do you think is being said? I’m going to go with “Here, for Pete’s sake, let me move these books out of the way and put me over your knee if you want to spank me”

 

F/M Friday 42

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This week I might go on a posting blitz so be prepared 🙂

Before making this post today I looked at the stats for this blog for the last 365 days, and the reason that I did so was to get the stats for the F/M COLLECTION page. It is one stat that always really surprises me compared to the other pages on this blog. As you can see from the list below, the forward slash (/) is the homepage of this blog where naturally most people begin their journey. Following that is the page that Google smashes on my website, CLASSIC MOTHER AND DAUGHTER SPANKING PICS. The post itself is rather generic in that it only includes six F/F spanking images, and being the avid promoter that I am, simply because Google sends the majority of my search traffic to that page, I also use it to stick up a cheeky video referral page as well as links to all of my stories. Click on the image below for the full sized version.

Third on the list, and the one that surprises me the most is the F/M Collection page. What I am showing you in the image above is page hits for the last 365 days, but the stats are consistent, any 365 day period and the stats above will rarely change. I have had this blog for 15 years now, there are 1,724 posts and 90 pages, and actually if I was to go a bit further I have probably deleted more than 200 posts over time as well.

In all of those years, this is 42nd F/M Friday post, which means there are 1,682 posts that are either M/F or F/F, plus 89 pages if you take out the F/M Collection page. Yet somehow 50 people a day click on the page where all of the F/M spanking pics are gathered. It’s not even like there is additional F/M material on my site for people to look at. Out of all of the stories on my website, just a singular one can be referred to as an F/M story, though in reality it is an F/F and F/M spanking story. That story is called THE FLY ON THE WALL and up until this year it would generally rank as my third most read story each 365 day period. The past 365 days though it has begun to slip down the list a bit but even then, 12 people a day still read that story, which adds up to over 4,000 views a year just for that story alone.

Just as a side note, the stats on this blog are probably the main reason that I don’t post my stories elsewhere. If I take out the two hub pages where the REAL LIFE SPANKING STORIES and the FICTIONAL SPANKING STORIES are listed in their respective genres, the individual stories themselves are still read in total 125,000 times a year. In fact many times I have even considered allowing some guest authors to contribute a story, but at the same time I kind of think that thought makes me sound a bit pretentious, lol.

In fact another side note is that I have long thought about writing a full length spanking book and self publishing it. Obviously I have a massive marketing tool at my disposal to promote the book. Now that doesn’t mean that I will pull all stories and only do it for money, that’s not what I am about at all. Everything barring one book will still be for free, but it will give people an opportunity to purchase something to support the work that I have done for the last 15 years. Just so that you know though, I have thought about doing this for about 8 years now and I am still no further along, lol.

So why do people flock to the F/M Collection page? I have a feeling that I know the answer to that, and I don’t think that it is any different as to why people come to this blog in the first place. It is because the F/M spanking pics that I dig up have yet to be seen in the spanking world. Now obviously I am aware that other spankos will take those photos afterwards on post them on their own platforms, but when viewers realize where the images originate from then the come, as the old saying goes, straight to the horse’s mouth. I mean why wouldn’t you?

As I have grown older then my long time readers will know that I barely even mention images being pilfered from this site anymore. That wasn’t always the case, in fact I used to get bent out of shape by the practice that people were building their own credibility off of the back of my hard work. Perhaps the biggest reason of all with that was that the people who were snaffling the pics were actually denying their audience a wealth of material by not linking back to where they got the pics from. It’s been a couple of years now that I stopped even concerning myself with the practice. You can’t change the behavior of others, you can only change your own behavior. I’m always going to give you guys super rare spanking pictures and I think that people know that already, I no longer need to have any more WHINE and cheese parties 🙂

One final thing before the image for this week, as I mentioned above, the stories on this website are one of the main reasons that a significant portion of readers come here for. The MOTHER SPANKS SERIES has been hugely successful on this website, with all three chapters filling out the top three spots for most read stories annually. (CHAPTER 1 — CHAPTER 2 — CHAPTER 3) As the story has progressed it seems that the natural progression is for part 4 to feature Mrs. Pat Ferris having an old fashioned maternal “discussion” with her daughter’s boyfriend.

It is difficult for me to write, hence why I have put it off for so long, because I have never written a straight up F/M spanking story before. What I might do is perhaps do the F/M part and then later in the chapter revert back to M/F when Tim takes Elaine in hand once he learns the true benefit of getting a spanking himself. It might surprise you but I have had future chapters in mind for a while now. Many people wanted Tim to spank Mrs. Ferris but I can’t do that. Firstly because it doesn’t mesh with the nature of the story, and secondly, while I understand that there is a sub fetish in the spanking world for younger spanking older, I don’t share that angle of our lifestyle. It doesn’t mean that I won’t write a story like that at some point, you know like a 28 year old lodger spanking his 55 year old landlady or something, but it doesn’t fit the dynamic of this story.

Future chapters will involve a closer look at the nasty belt that Brittney’s father owns, and I’m even considering Tim joining Bri for a rather painful lesson at her Father’s discretion, and while I am going to have a hard time fitting it in, because so many people want to see Elaine’s mom get spanked, perhaps Bri’s dad will dish out a birthday spanking with his belt to the woman who gave his own daughter a birthday spanking without his permission to do so. What’s good for the goose is also good for the gander!! Unfortunately that will also result much further down the line with Elaine herself feeling the stinging impact of that horrible, nasty leather belt. There is also a character called Judy who made an appearance in part 3 who will come back to the story at some point.

Anyway, I have got myself way too distracted here yet again, I only came here today to post a spanking pic, lol. So here you go, a paddling pic from Louisville, Kentucky in 1960.

Out In The Wilderness

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This past week I have been trying to list as many audio spanking links as I could find, and there is one staring me in the face that I wasn’t even aware of. Yes, there is in fact another guy who has a wealth of audio spanking material. In fact it would be fair to say that I am the pretender out there as this person has been doing it for years already. It was one of his readers, Jenny, who alerted me to this fact so I popped over to see what was on offer. I mean I didn’t even need to search for it, there is a tab on the home page labelled “Audio”.

The person in question is DEVLIN O’NEILL and he has a wealth of spanking audios if that is what you like to listen to. Just click the highlighted text and you will be taken directly to Devlin’s audio page where everything is neatly listed. From that page you will also have access to Devlin’s blog. In fact, if you watch the rotating link on the right hand side of this blog, you will see Devlin in action in the film “Spanking Girl Gone Wild”

Now I haven’t listened to anything as of yet, but I will give it a bash this upcoming weekend. By all accounts Devlin also has two full length books that he has also recorded in audio format. In fact let me pop over to his site to see if I can find the links for them.

Ok, I found them both on the same post. The books are entitled “Spank Her” and “Little Red Riding Drawers” and both can be FOUND HERE. Just click on the highlighted text.

One additional item for today is about corner time. Now I’m not the biggest proponent in the world of corner time, but I also know that some people get a tremendous amount of pleasure from seeing naughty girls standing in the corner. These particular images are vanilla, which, for those of us who are connoisseurs of vanilla spanking images, one would imagine that the same would apply to pictures of girls standing in the corner. The images come from the 12th episode of the BLACKPINK reality show called “24/365 with BLACKPINK”. I have left the times on the images where you can find the scenes in question.

In this episode the four girls go back to school for a challenge, and yes, they dress in their school outfits for the entire episode. Jennie gets sent to the corner twice (images 1 and 4) and Rosé puts her nose in the corner in images 2 and 3. What is interesting for those of you who don’t know, which is likely to be 99% of you, lol, even though they are a Korean supergroup, Jennie was born in South Korea but grew up in New Zealand. Rosé is from New Zealand but grew up in Australia, and the other girl that you see in image 3 in the small circle, that is Lisa who is from Thailand. So one would imagine that all of them are quite knowledgeable as to the meaning of standing in the corner.

They remain in their school uniforms for episode 13 but I haven’t watched that one yet, so maybe there is more corner time to come. If you look it up on Youtube then be sure to turn the subtitles on.

Bang For Your Buck

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So as you know I have been on this audio spanking kick for about a week now and today I will continue with that theme. I don’t really know if anyone likes or dislikes it because I haven’t received any feedback on the previous posts. At some point this week I am going to record the first part of my MOTHER SPANKS series, and while this wasn’t the original plan, I’m actually going to stick it up on my clips4sale site. That is really just to get an idea as to whether or not this would be a viable product. My guess is that most of my readers would only want to listen to a Female voice reading a spanking story (I know that I would) but who knows, perhaps there are a few who want to hear a guys voice. If for nothing else, as I have blogged continuously for 15 years, maybe some people will buy an audio to support the work that I am doing.

Now on this site I try to promote as many people as I can, and today I am going to promote PANDORA BLAKE who has also recorded a number of audio stories.

When I was going through the clips4sale audio spanking stories, something caught my eye right away. There were two particular stories by Pandora that will give you a lot of bang for your buck. Now you have to understand that on clips4sale you only have a limited amount of flexibility when it comes to setting a price for your products. It has been a number of years since I have uploaded so I don’t remember all of the details, but basically anything up to a certain point (I think that it is 8 minutes) you can only set a price of a dollar a minute. So for an 8 minute clip you would have no choice but to set a minimum of $7.99 for that clip. It might be less than 8 minutes but we will use that for arguments sake.

The longer that a clip runs for then the more flexibility you have to offer some type of deal for your product. Now many studios from all types of kinks have their own criteria for setting their prices. Some of them will only offer a clip for a dollar a minute plus a dollar on top, so like $33.99 for a 33 minute clip, but then likewise there are just as many stores that offer bigger savings on their longer clips. For example it wouldn’t be unheard of for a 30 minute video being sold for $19.99. In my own store for example I think that I have every video clip price set at the lowest price that clips4sale will allow me to set it.

Obviously there are two trains of thought here. One is to get as much money as you can while perhaps selling less products, while the other is selling more products at a lesser price. I prefer to go the route myself of lowering prices, because I want people to come back and buy more. Plus, there is always a chance that if the price is low enough, then someone might “Take a chance” with your product and who knows, maybe you get a new customer out of it for a long time. I wouldn’t criticize either philosophy, I just personally prefer to sell more products at a lesser price.

So that brings us to two awesome offers that Pandora Blake has for two super long spanking audios. Before I go any further though, here is Pandora’s CLIPS4SALE site where you can peruse her entire collection.

Now I will confess that I haven’t purchased either product just yet, but I have a feeling that one of them for sure will be purchased this weekend 🙂 Both stories are F/F stories so if that is your personal interest then this should be especially good for you.

The first of the stories is AUNTIE GILLIAN’S HAIRBRUSH. Coming in at a whopping 55 minutes long, this audio story will cost you just $15.99. This is basically the same cost as a digital album and it is also something that you are likely to listen to over and over again. In this story Pandora stays with her Aunt and two twin cousins and by all accounts her aunt has a fearsome wooden hairbrush. Now what do you suppose that Auntie does with that hairbrush when Pandora and her two naughty cousins misbehave? Unfortunately I couldn’t find much of a preview anywhere online, but if you click the link above then you can listen to a 20 second preview clip. That should be all you need to get you in the mood for a spanking good story. 55 minutes for $15,99, that’s plenty of bang for your buck there.

The second audio that I noticed was WRITING LETTERS which comes in at a super long 74 minutes, and it only costs $16.99, now how about that for a good spanking deal? Even though these stories were only recently added to Pandora’s clips4sale, they have been on her site for a while now. In fact this particular story was originally posted on Pandora’s site on my birthday 🙂 Once again you can click the link and listen to a short preview clip, and even though the clip is very short, it will give you an idea almost immediately as to what you can expect to hear.

Now even though Writing Letters is a better deal, I am still going to opt for Auntie Gillian’s Hairbrush myself for my first purchase. The Writing Letters story contains caning, which of course I have no problem with, but give me a naughty girl over her Aunt’s knee getting the hairbrush any day of the week 🙂

Go ahead and give them a try, you will certainly get your money’s worth that’s for sure. I couldn’t think of a better way to be sat in a traffic jam than being sat there listening to Pandora talk about spanking!!

F/M Friday 39

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In the past week I became aware of something in the community that I started to write about a few days ago. Now you have to remember that I left spanking social media a year ago so I have been completely oblivious to anything that is going on. Unless it pertains to this blog I don’t even speak with anyone in the community anymore, like literally nobody.

The one thing that I do have, which was something that I switched to when I deleted my Twitter account, was a vanilla Twitter profile that I used for non spanking related items. Because I like to promote spanking vendors, I did add a few spanking providers to my vanilla account so that I could still see what was being released so that I could promote them. It was through one of those vendors that I became enlightened as to what has been going on over the last year in the spanking scene when they retweeted a post.

Here’s the thing though, my tuppence worth means absolutely zero! As I was writing and writing and writing, I suddenly stopped myself and said “What the fuck are you doing”? Why was I even inserting myself? I mean I think I know why, I have been around the block for years, so I was seeing certain things that weren’t always the case in the past. Nevertheless, there was nothing that I could add so I don’t even know why I was writing. The majority of the post will be erased, but there are portions in relation to “Letting go” that I can still use maybe in a post next week.

It won’t be long now before I am 59 years old, and one thing that I have gotten really good at over the last few years is letting go. You get to the point where you realize that you are in the last quarter of your life and you start to rid yourself of things that you don’t need anymore. This isn’t only material things but emotional things as well, I’m at that stage in life where I know what is important and what isn’t. I have boxes and boxes of stuff that I haven’t even looked at for 20 years and I have been in the process of giving things away. Haven’t got to the spanking implements yet, but eventually they will also be given away save for perhaps a handful of items that are personal to me.

The whole process is designed to make my life easier, and it is working. Take this blog for example, you may well have noticed that I have made some changes over the last year. The whole process of posting every Sunday, Wednesday and Friday went out of the window, I let it go. I don’t want to be beholden to a schedule anymore. This post happens to be an F/M Friday post, but that was purely by coincidence. It happens to be Friday and what I wanted to share happens to be F/M.

In fact why don’t I pause here and share the item with you and then I will carry on down below.

In my latest post I spoke about SPANKING AUDIOS and wouldn’t you know, within hours of posting that, Miss Jenn posted the first part of a new audio spanking story on her Anchor profile. This is actually important to what I am going to talk about next. So here is the story and be sure to subscribe to Miss Jenn’s social media accounts from the link provided for updates. Just press the play button below. In fact instead of just posting the audio, be sure to check out Miss Jenn’s SPANKING AND ALL THINGS FEMDOM podcast. Not only will you find spanking stories, but there is a whole host of material there for you to enjoy.

It was because of this link that Miss Jenn provided me with some inspiration. When I say inspiration what I mean is that as a person who has done audio recordings for the last 15 years, her podcast gave me an idea for a host to put up all of those spanking interviews and stories that I have recorded over the years. I wanted to clarify that because like I said, I speak to nobody in the scene. Whenever I promote someone’s work, practically 99% of the time the person is never aware that I have done so.

I mean shoot, I must have a dozen interviews already and I have at least a couple of stories recorded. Making an audio recording of all of my stories is something that I have long wanted to do, and now I may have discovered a platform where I can share those stories. It would also allow me an opportunity to work with others by providing a male dominant voice in return for them providing a female submissive voice for my stories. That might be a longshot, but collaborations on this platform do seem to be frequent.

So in between my vanilla Youtube work this week I might well look to see if I can contribute to the spanking community in a positive way.

Maybe I will write about letting go next week, or maybe I will just scrap the idea. The bottom line is this, having wiped all of the negativity out of my life, believe it or not, I am actually starting to enjoy the spanking lifestyle once more. Albeit from the outside looking in rather than the inside looking out. Four years ago I was in a dreadful place where I didn’t know how long I even wanted to be a part of it all anymore. I’m much happier now!! Why is that? Because I let everything go that no longer belonged in my life 🙂

Birthday’s and Christmas are still tough, as it would be for anyone with no family remaining, but I always have a virtual family to turn to during those times 😉

Spanking Audios

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Alright, I know already that spanking audios aren’t going to be as popular as other posts that I write, but, I have something to share, it is spanking related, and I personally enjoy it. Plus, I get to do the one thing that I love to do more than anything, I get to promote the work of other people.

Don’t get me wrong there either, 99% of the time when I promote someone they don’t even know that I have done it. Take the dozens of clips4sale sites that I have listed under three categories, I can guarantee that almost all of the spanking video producers don’t even know that I have linked to their stores. I’ve never asked for anything in return and I never will, I do this out of my love for sharing the lifestyle. Today is going to be another one of those days, I am going to link to a whole bunch of spanking related material in the hopes that a lot of it is new to you, and unless these site owners are visitors to my site, they will never know that I am promoting them.

Let me throw two disclaimers up there as well. If you see your clips4sale site listed in my links (or any link to a site of yours) and you don’t want it there, either because you want to do your own promotion, or perhaps you just don’t like me and don’t want to be associated with me, or maybe your friends don’t like me so therefore by default you have to follow what they do as well. Whatever the reason, you don’t even have to tell me. Just shoot me an email at richardofwindsor@gmail.com and ask me to remove the link to your site, I would be more than happy to do so. The same goes if you want your spanking store added to my links, just ask me, I will be happy to oblige.

Secondly, whatever I list is not an all encompassing list, these are just things that I have found. Don’t be a salty Sally, nobody likes a salty Sally, I am happy to promote any site of any gender orientation. The reason that I am doing this is to make people aware of sites that they may not be aware of. Well likewise, there is a lot of spanking audios that I don’t know as well. So enlighten me, I will link to anyone just as long as it is spanking related. Same as above, richardofwindsor@gmail.com .

Now on to the audio spanking material, and you know what is funny, this is my second attempt at writing this. When I started yesterday I got up to the point where this paragraph begins, and then I veered off into writing War and Peace due to the spanking world imploding this week. That’s not what this post is supposed to be about, so I saved the draft of the other post, cut the opening 4 paragraphs to post here, and decided to try again. So here we go, spanking audios.

In topics that I have discussed before you will know that I love audio spanking stories. Just yesterday in fact I was listening to one of my old interviews that I had done with DANA SPECHT where we were discussing audio spanking. After I had mentioned my love of them, Dana responded by saying that she understood, that she gets how you can build your own story in your head as you are listening with the characters that you want in there. That is so true.

At the same time though, as an extremely fussy and particular person, the same rules that I apply to spanking videos I also apply to audio stories. Perhaps not as deeply in terms of aesthetics, because an audio is more about feelings and mindset than it is the actual spanking, but I am still very particular. The crux of the story has to be about spanking, I don’t want to listen to a story that is rooted in another kink, with a quick splash of spanking thrown in for good measure, I want the whole premise of the story to be rooted in spanking. There are adult erotica story sites out there, with audio, such as Literotica and Lushstories where almost all of the audio spanking stories fall into those categories. The spanking is secondary to what the real story is about, and on those two sites it is all about sex.

I’m not saying that other kinks shouldn’t be blended in, not in the least, in fact that’s none of my business, I’m only speaking in terms of what I enjoy. If the guy gets a wank at the end of a story, or if both players adopt roles or costumes for the spanking, none of that matters to me if the main purpose of the story is spanking. Throw whatever you want in there.

My mind goes back to a story that I once listened to about thirty years ago now, I only wish that I knew where I got the audio and who did it. Maybe by writing about it somebody might remember. It could possibly be a Shadowlane cassette, but I tend to think not because their audios almost always had a cast that enacted a scene on cassette. This was a full on story where a girl was going to get a spanking as told from the girl’s point of view. She didn’t know what to expect (it was a school setting), but had heard possible rumors as to what could happen. She then obsessed over the impending embarrassment over the spanking that was soon to come. The build up was so freaking good, and when it got to the actual spanking she was somewhat relieved that she was spanked over her skirt, even though the spanking still hurt. She had just about resigned herself to knowing that this was how the spanking was going to be, when all of a sudden her skirt got flipped up. The whole thing was just perfection personified. Of course it helped tremendously that it was a woman reading the story, I don’t think that it would have been the same if it was a guy reading the girls part.

As a lot of long term readers are aware, I have also recorded many of my own stories as audiobooks over time, but I do often wonder if my listeners have the same problem that I do. I believe that my audience is about 75% male, so are my audio stories only important to the remaining 25% women? I’m not going to lie, because of my gender preferences, I exclusively want to hear a woman’s voice telling me a spanking story. I’m sure in the right setting that I could listen to a male narrated story, but I don’t normally get that far because I would always select a story read by a woman before I even started. Is that important to you? Do you prefer to listen to the voice of a gender that you are attracted to? If your not sure, ask your friends what they think so that they can tell you what your opinion is!!

Obviously I’m still rambling, but I am in it for the long haul now, lol. Another thing that I have reconsidered doing, and this is because the excitement of spanking is coming back to me, is doing audio interviews again. These were always really popular with a select audience, and even to this day, 12 years later, people will still ask me about certain audio interviews that I did. In the post that I halted, that was the direction that I was taking. About how spanking is becoming fun again for me, simply because I left spanking social media and stopped being an active member of the community. I’m going back to my roots and it is so enjoyable leaving all of that negativity behind me. So if I do start the audio interviews again, who would you like me to interview?

One little side note, I also saw that dreaded spanking phrase the other day that is like eating chalk to me “It is not a real spanking unless it is given on the bare bottom”. I’m steadfast in my thoughts there, to me it isn’t a real spanking if it IS given on a bare bottom 🙂 For some people a real spanking is getting six swats to the seat of their pajama bottoms. We have to get out of that mindset that a spanking has to be on the bare bottom to be real. If that was the case then 99% of spankings that I have given haven’t been real ones, because I never spank on the bare bottom 🙂

That brings us to our first link, and it happens not to be an audio link.

A few days ago I was watching a British video and loved the opening, a good 50 to 75 spanks on the skirt. A great start to the video and then the skirt came up, this is right up my alley…. but, instant full wedgie. I’m like what the fuck man, you just ruined the whole video for me!!

Listen, I’m not stupid, I understand what sells and that I am in the minority, and many times when I buy a video I have to know what I am getting because the only important things to me are what happens before the bottom is bared. So with that said, there is one spanking producer out there who totally caters to what I like. A person who gives full spankings on leggings, shorts, spandex, jeans, pajamas, you name, he does it. Don’t get me wrong, there is also a wealth of bare bottom spanking as well, but if you have a certain clothing fetish that works for you, check out the videos of SPANKING 101 THE BOOK . I’m a full on Youtuber now so I did have an initial critique, put a picture in the thumbnails dude to capture people’s attention, lol. But look, it’s simple, use the search this store bar at the top to search for spandex, shorts, pajamas or whatever else it is that you want to see. Remember, these are full spankings given on a clothed bottom, and I think that this is the only store that does that. But don’t forget, they also do full, straight to the bare spankings as well if that is your thing.

Now let’s get to the audio spanking!!

There are two sites that I have linked to before, and in fact each one of them has their own individual post on my site. First of all I did a review of Miss Jenn Davis’ TRADING PLACES audio spanking story. On the highlighted link you can actually find the 41 minute opening chapter of the spanking story, and if you like spanking audios then this will be right up your alley. The story is an F/M story, but that doesn’t matter to me. To me it is all about the interaction and the build up, it is very exciting.

In terms of spanking audios, Miss Jenn is probably the premiere source for constantly updated material. Now it isn’t all about spanking at her store, she also features both ABDL and feminization quite heavily as well. However, if all of those items are up your alley then you will be quid’s in. Here is the DIRECT LINK to Miss Jenn’s store for you to peruse.

Now as I mentioned earlier, I am very particular in what I want to listen to, my proclivities are strictly spanking. This was something that I mentioned to Miss Jenn and she actually provided me with a direct link to stories that she had read with the same author of Trading Places, and that link is RIGHT HERE, so that way you will know that the entire premise of those stories is spanking.

Now don’t get me wrong, the other areas of expertise that Miss Jenn caters to doesn’t bother me in the least. All I am talking about here is a personal preference as to what I want to listen to. I don’t want to listen to an ABDL story or a feminization story with a sprinkling of spanking thrown in. If it was the other way around, just as long as the story is a spanking story then throw in whatever else you want, well, within reason. If the opening sentence of the story began “In the year of 3748, on the planet star Zwog”, I’m not going to lie, I might have a hard time getting through that, lol. I just like listening to something that I can relate to 🙂

The other audios that I have featured here before were done by Dana Specht. Once again, I had posted chapter 1 of an audio story that was free on the Internet, and if this is something that you like then be sure to check out Dana’s site to purchase the remaining chapters of the story. Here is CHAPTER ONE.

Next up is a link that I have not shared before, but if you enjoy audio spanking, ESPECIALLY done so with an English accent, then head on over to PANDORA BLAKE’S Dreams of Spanking. I have done the hard work for you, and if you click on the highlighted text you will be taken directly to the audio page. To be honest I am surprised that I haven’t purchased any of these audios myself yet, that is something that I will need to rectify. It is quite possibly because audios and stories of the cane are way, way down on my list of enjoyable material, and I guess that I naturally assumed that all stories on a British site would involve the cane. I was quite surprised that there are several stories that are simply spanking stories that don’t involve the cane, I was quite happy with that.

It’s funny really, I’m English, I was brought up during the time that canes were used in schools, and at a completely rough guess I have probably caned around 200 girls, and yet it is something that I derive no pleasure from at all. It is something that I solely do for the benefit of others. Any stories that involve the cane I simply don’t read because I can’t relate to them. The number 200 by the way is not a braggadocios number, almost every girl that I have played with has wanted the cane, and this one time at a party I set up shop where I was giving girls either 6 to 12 strokes of the cane during an event. The exact number I will never know, but I left that one hour plus event with an ice pack on my shoulder, lol. If I was to guess I would say that I caned 35 girls just at that one event. There was literally a line of women formed waiting their turn. Ordinarily I don’t have an ego, but I know that some guys were pissed at the action that I was getting that day, lol.

Now to round this up I want to share with you just a few podcasts that I have found, and like I mentioned at the beginning, if yours isn’t listed don’t go getting all salty about it. If it isn’t listed then it is because I don’t know about it. Just send me an email, I will be happy to include your audio entry in a follow up blog post.

Now let me throw a caveat out here, I also like listening to audio podcasts, but as before because of my preferences, there has to be a female presence in order for me to enjoy it. Almost all of the audio podcasts that I have come across do indeed have that, a female interviewee and/or a female host. We are all entitled to our personal preferences for the PC crowd out there. Let me also add that when I listen to a podcast, I want to listen to a mature adult discussion. If you are English then you will understand that I am more Radio Four than I am Radio One 🙂 I have absolutely no problem with people having a laugh and a joke, but I don’t relate to giggle fests whatsoever. In fact I was watching a spanking video on Spankingtube just this week, and I’m completely cool with playful spankings, obviously, but I had to switch it off after a couple of minutes because it was non stop giggling between the two participants. By all means have a laugh, but like anything else in this life, less is more. So here are a list of frequently updated podcast that each have many episodes for hours of entertainment for you all.

NEVER TOO OLD FOR AGOODSPANKIN. Yes, a podcast hosted by the same individual who has done (still does?) that awesome series of spanking videos on Spankingtube. You know, the videos where the spankee is wearing the tight blue shorts 🙂 It looks like on average he does a podcast every month, and there has to be a dozen or more already done with women and men in the spanking community. Interviewees such as Erica Scott, Dallas Spanks Hard and Miss Chris. I have listened to several of these podcast already. So click on the highlighted text to peruse the different episodes.

SPANKO PODCAST. A group of spankos who host a frequently updated podcast, also with a host of interviewees in the scene, but not only that, the re are also discussions about scene related topics such as crying and punishments. At the moment they currently have 41 episodes and it would appear that they try to update weekly, but if they don’t then it is too far beyond a week that they update. Check it out, each episode is between 20 to 60 minutes long.

DUDES SPANKIN’ DUDES. Yet another podcast that has 41 episodes, each of them it would appear is about an hour long. Plus, they seem to have a whole bunch of shorter podcasts on specific topics, so I dare say that the number of podcast is far higher than 41. This isn’t a podcast that I have personally listened to, however, it deserves a mention here just like any other podcast. I am fully aware from previous polls that I have done that at least 10% of my audience has a preference for Male/Male spanking. Heck, one time I was featured on a gay blog as a Hetero Spank Monster, haha. True story!! If that is your interest then check it out, and by all means let me know what you think.

This blog is an open book, I don’t give a shit what your proclivities are. I only have limited contact with people in the scene, I certainly don’t have a moral support group to worry about to tell me what I should say and think. For better or worse, I stand on my own two feet with my own opinions, and spankos of any gender orientation are more than welcome here. Not only to read my offerings, but also to contribute as well, you are all welcome.

Finally, you can also find full length spanking Audiobooks on AUDIBLE!! Now if you click the highlighted link, just be aware that there are far more spanking books on Audible than what shows in the link that I provided. If you just edit out the word ‘Stories’ in the search bar it will throw up a whole bunch more of spanking related material. The reason that I added ‘Stories’ was to eliminate books on parenting. There are spanking books up to 23 hours long. Yes, I said HOURS!!! 🙂 Shit, all you need to do is sign up for a free month and you will get a whole stack of spanking audios.

So there you go, a list of spanking material done in audio format. Not a comprehensive list, but as I mentioned several times, if you want your spanking audio included in part 2, just shoot me an email. Despite what you may have heard or read, I’m actually a very easy person to get along with who is friendly to everyone that I encounter. Put your neck out, you might be surprised by just how warm and friendly I am 😉