Interview Thoughts

Hey guys, I’m going to be unavailable for 24 hours, so I wanted to take this chance to ask you your thoughts on the current interview series. The latest one is with Ophelia De Havilland which you can listen to here, PART 1PART 2PART 3. Starting at the Boardwalk Badness party I expect to do a good number of new ones this year, and though it is early I do have a couple set up already.

Normally I don’t ask for feedback, but I do want to know whether or not I am wasting my time with the interviews. What I have done is create a very basic 3 question survey below, all questions are optional so if you just want to answer the first one that is fine as well. The survey is completely anonymous. Now with that said, I’ve been blogging for over 9 years now, so I am fully aware that there are some people who sit behind the safety of their computer screen and talk shit about everyone every day. I’ve got thick skin though so fill your boots. I would love to hear your thoughts, both good and bad.

We start with a simple question, and then if you so wish you can give me your thoughts on what you want to hear. Any particular questions that you always want to know from people no matter who it is. It is open so if you suggest a person for me to interview then I will assume that the questions are for them. Or just any ideas that you think could improve the interviews, I am more than open to your suggestions. I will post some spanking pics on my spanking PICTURE SITE today so that if this doesn’t interest you then you will at least have some spanking pics to look at.

Interview With Ophelia De Havilland –Part 3

Before we get into the interview, I just want to point out that it is March Madness right now and I have my usual pool going. Every year I take part in a league with around 200 teams and in the last 3 years I have finished 3rd, 4th and 5th. Three years ago there were 8 permutations left and I owned 5 of them, and I choked at the final hurdle. With seven games remaining, this year I am currently sitting in 4th place but I am sitting on Virginia which is huge being that I could get 20 points from them advancing one more round. In fact you will see, just like last year, I still have my final four intact. I will say this though, if Kansas were to lose I wouldn’t lose any sleep over it as I have North Carolina versus Oklahoma in the final. The guy currently sitting second has the same final so the only way I can win is if Virginia win their next game. Of course by the time you read this my party might be over 🙂

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But you are not here for basketball, are you? No, you are here for spanking, spanking and even more spanking.


As you no doubt know by now, I recently sat down with Ophelia De Havilland for a very long interview. First of all I want to thank you all so far for the feedback that we have received here and on Twitter, being that we put a lot of effort into bringing this to you I do appreciate the acknowledgement.

In episode three we talk about uniforms, getting the slipper, and we end up laughing our socks off at old British sayings. This is a fun interview and as we are 30 minutes in you can see that we are beginning to relax and enjoy ourselves.


Interview With Ophelia De Havilland - Part 2

Normally on a Sunday I give you one of the pictures from my classic collection of rare spanking pics from plays, but this week I am going to do something a little different. There is a reason for doing this though as I will explain below.

First things first though, if you missed the first part of the interview then you should listen to that first.

Part 1 is here

This series will probably have 8 or 9 parts to it, there is a lot of editing for me to do yet, but I wanted to get the second part of this interview up for a simple reason, Ophelia is only here in New York until Wednesday, so if you are thinking about a spanking and these audios have helped you any, you need to reach out to her soon. It isn’t my business to give out her email address as I haven’t asked Ophelia yet if that was okay, but I can link to her public Twitter account if you want to reach out. Ophelia’s Twitter

Ophelia is an incredibly pleasant person to be around, as friendly and as welcoming as you are likely to find. If you are in the Tri State area and there is a memory inside of you that you want to relive, I’m pretty sure Ophelia can help tap into that for you. You won’t hear it until the final part, but Ophelia is pretty clear in that she thinks, and I quote  “Men seem to have this little boy inside of them, and it’s up to women like me to teach you right from wrong”

So you only have three days left if you think you need a spanking. As you will hear in this episode, Ophelia is 6’5″in heels so there would seem to be a guarantee that some legs are going to be flailing well clear of the floor. While I described her friendly and pleasant personality, I’m also going to have to tap into my imagination for a moment and I would take a pretty good educated guess that once she has your bottom up high over her knee, that the years will start to rewind very quickly for you, and you will probably think of a hundred things that you could be getting spanked for that you never were spanked for. Once you meet Ophelia in person and you talk to her, you will understand me when I tell you that it is pretty easy to start imagining that bottoms up spanking scenario being played out in your own mind!!




Interview With Ophelia De Havilland - Part 1

As you will see from my lack of posts this week, I have been really busy. I was in Boston for three days working like mad, came straight back for a ten hour work day, actually eight hours because I slept for two, lol, and I finished off Friday night by going downtown to interview Ophelia De Havilland.

Now let me start by saying this, I got to the hotel at 6pm and prior to the interview Ophelia and I just sat there sharing stories and laughing our tails off, it was just what I needed after such a long work week. One of the things that we discussed was impressions people form online, and I was no different, I had no idea what to expect based on Ophelia’s website.

So let me say straight away, I don’t know if I have laughed that much in a two hour period for the longest time, Ophelia is a total hoot. A really down to earth person who I would highly recommend you get to know, a very warm lady with a terrific sense of humour. I really wish that I could tell you what we were laughing at but I can’t, I’ll just say that we let our guards down and told stories that you normally don’t tell in public. Seriously, I had such a fantastic time and I really look forward to hanging out with her again, it was a wonderful evening of two Brits sharing stories and having a whale of a time. So if you are in the New York region this week and her website reaches what your needs are, I will give you my word that you will meet one of the nicest people that you could imagine.

Now our interview once I have edited it will be around 90 minutes, which I will try and break down into segments. The first part here was just so that I could get something up for Saturday so that you can get an idea of what is to come. It is going to be a great interview. Once all the segments are up I will then upload the entire file for you all to save.

In this segment Ophelia talks about her own spankings growing up, her brother causing his entire class to get a spanking at school, and she finishes by saying, and I quote  “I would like to think that there are some men, 52 years of age, that have that memory of being spanked by their form teacher”. You all know that I am not the sharpest knife in the drawer, so 5 hours later as I am editing the interview, it dawned on me, I’m 52, lol. The ribbing is all part of the job that I do for you guys so enjoy. 🙂



Top Ten Stories Of 2015

So let me put a little disclaimer out there first, it might save someone opening ten browsers and matching various posts word for word. The stories have their own pages so therefore they are permanent fixtures on this site. If I included these in the top ten posts of the year, the stories would pretty much dominate the top ten as they are always viewed more than my daily posts. The top ten of the year is solely for the posts that I have made within the previous 12 months. As the stories are a fixture it is only natural that they are viewed more often. In 2015 alone my stories were read 83,882 times, that’s the final number for all of the stories combined.

Yes, I know that I should write more stories, and I know that I have been asked often for more. One day though when I have more time on my hands I will write more often. So here is the top ten of the year based on view count, and I will just list them as they are without fussing around adding  ‘Number 1’ etc. There were play dates that I had at the SSNY party in December and at the New Years party, but I didn’t get anyone’s permission to write about them so unfortunately I had no new stories to add to the list.

THE FIRST SPANKING

It is now 36 years ago that I officially began an actual life of spanking, a very fortunate experience that helped shape the person I am. At that point in my life I was very confused with my thoughts of spanking, certainly the beatings I suffered as a child were no source whatsoever to fuel those desires, and still I was fascinated by the whole thing. When you suffer at the hands of someone else for so long you develop a certain sense of survival skills, skills that aren’t measurable, but skills that nonetheless protect you from the outside world and the capability to form functioning relationships. The first time I ever trusted a girl to let her become my girlfriend wasn’t until I was 16 years old, that’s right, I had never sought to form a relationship with a girl until I was 16. Most of that came from the fact that I never wanted to subject anyone to my life, the fact that I spent every day of my life in fear, wondering whether this was going to be a good day, or a bad day.

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Ellee Gets Spanked

Now I’m not sure if we had talked about it beforehand in the earlier conversation, or whether it happened on the spot, but we both discovered that we liked to roleplay. So I was very quick to come up with a reason why my niece needed a spanking, it was a real reason, and Ellee began to plead her case. The first thing that I discovered was that this is one very smart girl, she could think quickly on her feet and had me tongue tied. By the end of it I think that I was holding on to the flimsiest of reasons to spank her, but then the magic happened. When I asked Ellee what I said I was going to do to her based on a previous discussion, she lowered her head, thumbed the hem of her pretty dress and simply said quietly   “A spanking”.

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Jane’s Birthday Spanking

A summer away from home for Jane, she was 18 and was a junior counselor at a summer camp. She got the exclusive placement due to being able to live with the camp director and his wife.

There was a camp break and it also happened to be her 19th birthday. Brian and his wife put on an amazing evening for her with lovely presents and then there was the cake to cut. Before they went there though, Ann teasingly asked  “Shouldn’t Jane get her birthday spanks first”?

All three of them laughed and Jane retorted  “I remember my last one on my 16th, ouch”  she said as she rubbed the seat of her powder blue flared skirt.

Brian also joined in the chiding  “Three years without a birthday spanking, Anne, I don’t know, I have a feeling a naughty teenager needs a spanking”

Jane teased right along, pretty much inviting a reaction as she laughed  “Why do I get this feeling that very shortly I am going to be over someone’s knee with my bottom sticking up in the air”

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Missy Gets Spanked In Public

The first day was awesome and I was so looking forward to another session with Missy. The first event on Saturday was the Tanner Reformatory and I played my role with delight. At some point during the proceedings I saw Missy get up on stage and get spanked, at the time it was fun and I didn’t think anything of it, not until I was outside talking to her much later that day.

At some point I had gone to my room to rest and I decided to test the waters further, so I powered up my computer and started to type a letter to Missy. Here is what I wrote.

“Missy, I thought after our little discussion yesterday that you had promised me that you were going to be a good girl.

Lo and behold, what do I see today, my Missy Doright up on stage misbehaving during her exercise program!! Now I noticed that you were so bad that someone had to spank you right there on stage.

Well young lady, after our discussion yesterday, don’t you think for one little minute that that will be the ONLY spanking you are going to get for misbehaving in class today!! Apparently 66 spanks was not a sufficient enough reminder to keep you on track, so this time young lady you will be getting 100 spanks, and we will see if that improves your behavior.

So at some point this evening I want you to put on your naughty girl panties, you know which ones they are, because from now on we are going to refer to them as your naughty girl panties, and I want you to seek me out during dinner!!

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3 Girls –Part 1

It’s amazing when you think about it that she dressed so modestly, because there was nothing modest about it when she was over his lap and her panty clad bottom was sticking in the air, knowing that her friends, neighbors and cousins were all being treated to a wonderful sight as they all laughed while she lay there red faced and praying for things to be over. It was never that simple though, he would do this little talk about how he had spoiled her and perhaps how he should have done this a long time ago, her face a deep scarlet with the knowledge that a bunch of eyes were probably transfixed on her upturned bottom as he talked. By the time he was done she was almost begging for the spanking to start, and oh boy did he spank when it finally did start.

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Birthday Spanking For Laura

They had been neighbors for nearly three years now, not long after her mom had packed up and moved away from her husband with her 15 year old daughter in tow. Brian Larson had welcomed them into the neighborhood like he would anybody and provided them with any support that he could. Brian wasn’t an intrusive sort and really kept the relationship as a cordial one,always ready to help out when Rose Kelly needed some type of physical assistance around the house. For the most part that happened during the first few months and since that time he only helped roughly two or three times a year.

Part of his reluctance not to be intrusive was her teen daughter, Laura. She was a normal, bubbly kid, a typical girl next door, the type you wouldn’t hesitate to hire as a babysitter, that would have been of course had he had any children. He knew it must have been difficult for the both of them so he tried to leave them alone as much as he could.

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Hanging With Pixie

I haven’t even added this one to my stories page yet, but it was still the 7th most read story of the year. So let me quickly run to the story post and copy a synopsis so that I can create a page for the story.

Nonetheless, I just had to be a bully. Remembering where I was it couldn’t be long, but over my knee she went with her shorts down and a pair of purple nylon panties staring up at me. Normally I am one of those super nice guys, a really concerned human being, Sunday wasn’t one of those days. In England back in the 70’s we had a thing called a short, sharp shock, and that’s exactly what Pixie got. probably no more than 50 spanks, but I do believe that I heard her say   “Oh Jesus”  during it. Yes, I will be the first to admit that is was much harder than it needed to be, and am I sorry for that? Well, I will leave that for you to decide!

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Nurse Byron and the Manor House. (Long story)

Lyn Byron had worked for the same nursing agency for four years now. Most of her assignments were in nursing homes, with the occasional engagement in a private house. Her next assignment was to be one that would change her life forever.

Lyn was busy with her laundry when she called the agency to check her schedule for that week. She was told of a new engagement in a private home with an elder gentleman. As per his wish, he wanted to spend his recovery time at home following his operation. To help with the pain he would need round the clock care for a few days as the pain medication would put him in and out of consciousness.

It was Monday that was to be her first day at work. After getting herself ready, she started on the drive to take over from the night nurse at this new patients home. Pulling into the driveway she was caught in awe at the size of the house, it was like a stately mansion, an eighteenth century house deep in the Virginia wilderness.

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The Fly On The Wall

A different type of spanking story for you compared to my other ones. This story contains F/f, f/m, F/m and F/f spankings.

It was a hot and humid summer in North Carolina, the small town offered little but the sense of community was strong. Kyle had grown up there his whole life and this summer break was different for him. Two months prior, the owners of the house attached to his had relocated to Florida, in their place had moved a single Mom with her grown up Daughter. Kyle was pretty smitten with the next door girl immediately, and for the past couple of weeks they had spent their summer break doing things together.

For some reason today was different. It was approaching supper time and the two of them were sat on the stoop of the local library. Tara had been unusually quiet that day like she had something on her mind. Kyle had tried to be the Knight in shining amour, attempting to make her laugh, or talking gently while trying to display a sympathetic ear, but Tara remained pretty withdrawn that day.

Very shortly they would be leaving the steps of the library to head home for supper.

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Spanked The Girls And Made Them Cry

When the event occurred I took her by the wrist and led her to the library room, for some reason I felt that the ambiance would add to the mood. As soon as we got to the room I put ellee in the corner and told her to wait for me, and then I went back to the living area. Now ellee doesn’t know this, but while I was there I talked to Jules and at one point I shrugged and stated  “I think she might cry”.

It wasn’t something that I was banking on, it was just a feeling that I had from looking at her face. When I returned to the room I called her to me, took her hands and placed them on her head and then pulled her skirt up. I had run this over in my mind beforehand during my period of reflection, I stated to her the following sentence  “Now I’m going to ask you a question, but before I do so I am going to help you with your answer”  and I proceeded to spank her thighs 6 times.

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The Top Ten Of 2015

Let me preface this by stating that I don’t  “Stat whore”. By that I mean at only one time of the year do I look to see how many people came to the blog for the preceding year, and of course that is this week when I present the top ten of the year.

My goal has always been to present the positive aspects of our chosen lifestyle, it has been very rare that I have sounded off about anything. A couple of years ago I used to get pretty annoyed that all of my labor and time was being plagiarized, and that my efforts were being used to make other sites more popular, but I was finally able to get around that. The whole idea after all is to present to the world something really unique, and as my goal is for people to see it, why does it matter where they see it? There are of course ethics involved, but you can only control how you act.

I’ve always wanted our spanking lifestyle to be seen as a positive which is why I take great efforts to bring enjoyment to people. With the reach that this blog has and the amount of viewers it gets, I could of course use it for nefarious reasons, but that isn’t who I am as a person. That perhaps is the number one reason why I left Fetlife, it got to a point where the hatred and the nasty commentators became too much. I’m 52 years old, it is just something that I simply do not understand, how anyone can use the protection of the Internet to act like a fucking asshole. I just don’t get it, never have and probably never will. In my wildest dreams I couldn’t possibly imagine using this blog to publicly shame someone in the community. Just as well really, because I write stories and I could spin a yarn as good as anyone and I could make people world famous 🙂

A few years ago there was some guy who used Twitter to besmirch my character, even though we don’t know each other. Now I’m okay with that on a personal level, I have thick skin. Of course I didn’t see the purpose behind using the Internet to try and elevate ones self by putting someone else down, but whatever. Anyway, that same year I went to Shadowlane, saw the man in question as he walked across the room, so I stopped where I was which was in the line of his path. I waited the 30 seconds or so until he reached me and guess what, nothing, nada, zip, he had fuck all to say to me in person.

In a nutshell, I think that is why I took such a long break from the spanking community. Ever since I was young, spanking has been an enjoyable event, the happy place away from the stresses of daily life. It has always been about fun and the great people we meet. I’m not saying that I like everyone, and I have no doubt that the feelings are mutual in certain instances. The thing is though, we are a small community, but it is big enough for everyone to coexist and have a place in it.

What you have to do as a person is find your niche in the spanking world. Much like a blog, you find the area that is most suited to you and that is how you present yourself. Some of the biggest problems can normally be attributed to ego issues. Guys not wanting to feel inferior when it comes to their level of play, and likewise, girls wishing they could play like other girls.

So let me fill you in on a little secret.

In terms of spanking play, I’m not a hard player comparatively speaking. So why do I get to play with so many people? Well think about it. Girls know that when they play with me, I’m not looking to one up anyone. There is nobody that I have to, or need to impress, only the girl I am playing with. There are a lot of girls who crave a hard spanking, and this is the secret that I have for you. As much as they crave it, they don’t crave it every single time they play, they don’t crave it the first time that they play with someone new, they don’t crave it the very first night of a party, and let me repeat, when a girl is at a party, she doesn’t want every experience to be the old fashioned spanking from hell. Why do I get to play with so many girls? Because I give them a simple hand spanking, fun in nature and something that will give them a rosy glow.

There are girls who I play harder with, there are girls I have spanked to tears, and yes, there are girls who I have spanked very hard indeed. I learnt long ago though, that doesn’t have to be the goal every time I play, in fact far from it. Those times should be when the girl has a long established relationship with someone she knows and trusts. Just because a girl can take it, doesn’t mean she has to take it from you. That’s just friendly advice.

So much for the top ten of the year, eh? 🙂

Okay, before I get too carried away, let’s jump into the top ten posts of the year. The rule for this is simple, the top ten is decided by how many individual hits each post received in the past year. I do exclude what are known as  “Entry pages”, these are pages that Google designates as entry points on my blog. Other than the homepage I have two of these pages from years ago that always have triple the amount of other page views, simply because they are in Google’s list.

Because I had only one spanking experience in the past year, (well, prior to December anyway, I played more in December than I have in the last two years combined)  this years list is pretty devoid of personal experiences which normally top the list each year. Though the one spanking session that I wrote about this year does make the top ten. Surprisingly the list this year is heavily dominated by the rare newspaper articles that I have shared with you all. So here is the list of the Top Ten Posts Of 2015

Number 1:

An Older Woman Spanked

It wasn’t my favorite post of the year by any means, but this list isn’t about my favorites, it is about what people came here to see. Normally one post each year is so far ahead of number 2 on the list that it is in a league of its own. That wasn’t the case this year, the results were much closer but this one came out first. Read more….

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Number 2:

Tell Me Whom To Kill

Second this year is one of those rare Ebay pics that I tend to find every so often. This one is a movie still from the film named above. Read more….

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Number 3:

Pageant Magazine 1953

This one was one of my favorite pics of the year, so I was very happy to see it make the list. One of those pics that was found due to my tenacity and flipping through books for hours upon hours. Read more….

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Number 4:

Spankings For Wives

Yet another newspaper clipping, are you starting to see a trend here? This one goes back to 1948. Read more….

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Number 5:

The Real Beverly Hillbillies

Coming in at number 5 is another of the Ebay entries from the past year. Though I don’t have the details, such as who is getting strapped and why, it does have all the makings of a birthday spanking. What do you think? Read more….

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Number 6:

Pretty Dancer Spanked

Yet another newspaper cutting from years ago, 1925 in fact. This is one of my more in depth posts so I would recommend clicking the link to read the whole story and to see all of the pics accompanying this story. Read more….

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Number 7:

A Different Time

On a personal note, this was my favorite find of the year. In fact it was only posted in November, so there is a pretty good chance that had it have been posted earlier in the year, it might well have been the most viewed post on the site for the year. As it is though, it at least makes the top ten so that we can get a second showing of it. Read more….

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Number 8:

Hanging With Pixie

So my only real life tale from 2015 made it into the top ten, which I am thankful for because it is a one of a kind pic, a spanking with the Empire State Building in the background. I will be surprised if another one exists anywhere. This is another post where you should click the link as this is a story of the day that Pixie and myself spent in New York City. Pixie is just about the very best that the spanking world has ever produced, as any of you who have EVER had the fortune to meet her will know, even sweeter and warmer than her on screen persona. She is definitely one of the nicest people I have ever met and I am so fortunate to have her as a friend. Read more….

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Number 9:

Are You There

Once again, another picture of what I believe I am most famous for, the ultra rare, never before seen spanking pics. This time it is an old movie still which to my knowledge was a new entry to the screen spankings category. Read more….

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Number 10:

A Collection Of Movie Spankings

Only posted two weeks ago, but already seen by nearly 3000 people  (not including those who enter through the main page)  in that short time. This is another post that you should click the link on as there are 7 spanking pics in total that are included in this post. Once again, all rare copies of which many will be new to you. By the time this one is done it will have over 5000 individual hits, so there is a potential that this post might make the tail end of the 2016 top ten as well. We will see how it goes. Read more….

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So there you have it guys, one more year in the books of bringing you the rarest spanking pics that I can find. As I enter my tenth year of blogging be sure to hang around. I already have enough rare pics to post for years to come, and I always find more than I can post every year as it is anyway. Plus, I am back in the spanking fold having attended the SSNY Christmas party and a private party on New Years Eve. In a few weeks I will be going back to Las Vegas where I hope that I can grab a couple of spanking pics to share with you all from the 50 freaks weekend. Then of course we have the BBW weekend in April and there is also a certain friend of mine who has an appointment with the hairbrush outside of the parties, and I think that you all know who she is 😉

Thank you for all of your support this past year as with years previous, a happy new year to you all and I look forward to sharing my collection with you again in 2016.

 

9 Years old Today

It is so hard to believe, but this blog turns nine years old today. I’m going to take an educated guess that this is only one of about ten spanking blogs that have been around that long. It was around 2006/2007 that a proliferation of spanking blogs hit the net, but most of them have since passed from memory. Off the top of my head I know that spankingblogallthingsspankingmybottomsmarts have all been around as long or longer. Chross is coming up on his 9th year, and though it took various forms, Erica Scott has also blogged for as long starting back in Myspace days. There are a few others but none that spring immediately to mind.

Either way it is a long time to be presenting ones view on spanking. As you will know, I have enough material to go for another nine years, virtually all of it yet again will be brand new to you. At the bottom of this post I have included the top ten posts of all time based on hits. Now the various folders have far more hits, but the section I am posting is individual posts. Unfortunately it is not an exact science. A few years ago I switched accounts for some privacy (You never know who is lying in wait ready to try and blackmail and threaten you) and while I still have the original data, it isn’t merged. I was going to merge them before writing but I was frightened that I was going to fuck it all up, lol. So what I will present is the top ten all time since I switched accounts in 2010.

Now it is Christmas Eve, and I have to say that I am mighty jealous of old Saint Nick right now. Don’t get me wrong, I’m far from jealous of people because I have already received ten times more than I could have ever wished for. But old Saint Nick though, well, I have to admit that I am envious of all of the naughty girls he is going to have on his list today. I just checked before writing and currently he had just finished spanking all of the naughty girls in Kobe, Japan and was heading towards Nagoya!! And why does that make me envious? Because in all of the years that I have played I have never spanked a Japanese girl.

You are probably all aware that I am an Atheist, but when we are talking about festive spankings then I get into the holiday spirit. In fact just yesterday I went to the British store in New York and spent $99 on a box of Christmas goodies.

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This year is also going to mark only the second time that I don’t get to speak to my mom on Christmas day. The first time was back in 1981 when I was  “At her majesty’s service”. This side of the year was an incredibly difficult one and only happened in the last few months. Our mom was diagnosed with cancer and given three to six months to live, and four weeks later she was dead. I’m sure there will come a time where I appreciate being able to talk to her as she lay dying, but I’m not there yet. There is some comfort that I was the last voice that she heard, but without a doubt that phone call was the hardest thing that I have ever had to do in my life. Three days after that I received a rather callous email and I hope than when I start to appreciate the last conversation that I had with my mom, that I also forget about that email.

In fact there is one amusing part to that story.

Right now I have two Facebook accounts, which is funny within itself. One of them is based on who I am, I hide nothing from my friends and I advocate for openness regarding sexuality. All of my friends know what I do and I have got to spank more vanilla butts than I care to divulge because of it, lol. Then I also have a vanilla profile, for my spanking friends, lol. This is a very select group of people where trust is the most important thing.

Now a lot of my friends on my vanilla page are Republican, which I don’t actually mind. I never want to be enclosed in my own little bubble where I think that I am right all of the time. Anyway, one discussion that was going on during this time was American money being sent out of the country by immigrants. Now I don’t believe that I look like what most people picture when they use the word immigrant, but just because I am lily white I am as much of an immigrant as anyone.

During the time leading up to and after my mom’s death, there were things that needed to be done. In order for her to get the care that she needed during her last few weeks, and where she could have the dignity of having her final time in the comfort of her own home, there were overheads. Now I’m not here to put a dollar figure on it all, the bottom line is that I was more than comfortable (The American Dream) where I was able to take care of all of the financial requirements that were needed, it was the absolute least I could do.

Anyway, there was somebody who was very vociferous about American money being sent out of the country, and I could only think, if I shared my story with him, he would probably feel like shit. So to me it was very ironic, here is a conversation that I would normally love to have, yet I chose to stay out of it out of respect for my friend because I’m as clear as day that had he realized how his words were impacting me directly, he probably wouldn’t have said anything.

Anyway, I don’t want to deviate from why we are here today. Obviously the above was the most important event over the past year so I had to mention it. It is now just my Brother and myself and whatever friends I have in this life.

So next week I will post my annual top ten of the year based on hits alone. This years list seems to be dominated by the newspaper articles that I have posted this year. But in regards to the most viewed pages of all time, it is my stories that feature most prominently. Perhaps that is telling me that I need to start posting more of my literary work. So here is the top ten most viewed posts since 2010, though some of them may actually have been posted before 2010, they are just that popular.

Number 1:

Classic Mother and Daughter Spanking Pics

And it isn’t even close. This post has been viewed twice as many times as any other post I have ever made on this blog. All it is, is six spanking pics where a fictional mom is spanking her fictional daughter, but it does include the find shown below which I believe is the reason that it is so popular. Read More….

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Number 2:

1979 The First Spanking

This story goes way back and tells the tale of the first spanking I ever gave. The vision as clear today as it was back then of her squirming over my lap as I warmed the seat of her white nylon panties. Read more….

Number 3:

Missy Gets Spanked In Public

Yet another of my real life tales. This was the first weekend that I got to play with Missy and we became roommates from this weekend forward, right up until the present day. Read More….

Number 4:

A Mixed Bag Of Spanking Cartoons

I’m not sure why this post is so popular, it is just a very random mix of spanking comics, nothing out of the ordinary at all. However, it does come in at number 4. Read more….

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Number 5:

Birthday Spanking For Laura

There really isn’t much to this story, in fact I have written many better. But there is something about a coming of age birthday spanking conducted lightheartedly that seemed to resonate with readers. Read more….

Number 6:

Jane’s Birthday Spanking

Are you starting to see a trend here? This story follows basically the exact same premise as the story above, only in a different setting and environment. The writing lesson that I take from this is that it doesn’t always have to be about brutal discipline, there is also a place for playful spankings. Read more….

Number 7:

Janus Worldwide

Finally a post that isn’t a story for once. In this post there are only three pictures, but what makes this post unique is that the owners of Janus sent them to me to share with you all. Up until that point, these photos had never been seen before. Others from the set had, but these were exclusive pics that Janus allowed me to share. Why these particular pics? Well, it’s because the girl is getting the slipper on her white nylon panties. If you read number two on this list, these are the type that would fit that story almost identically. Read more….

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Number 8:

Vintage Spanking

Ironic really when you consider all of the awesome vintage spanking pics that I have shared over the years, that it is the six in this post that are the 9th most popular of all time. To be frank, they aren’t exactly world beaters 🙂 Read more….

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Number 9:

Nurse Byron And The Manor House

One of the longest stories I have written, also one of the darkest. It has some sexual content which I generally separate from spanking stories. Read more….

Number 10:

The Saturday Spanking Show

It will be interesting to see where this one ends up on the list next year. It is a rapid riser and features pictures of ellee getting caned, as well as Lostkitten and Sara Fields getting spankings. This was part 4 of a long story, the other three parts are linked within this story. Read more….

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The Story Archive

Occasionally I have to put the spanking stories in a visible post for the people who are not regular visitors here to see. It is one of the more popular features of this site and despite being known for finding rare pics, the stories still account for 12.71% of all views on this site. So this time I am listing them with the scene content as well so that you can pick what is best for you.

In other news I am off work for a week so this week I will be posting something new for you every day, which will mean rare spanking pics from now until next Sunday.

Hanging With Pixie

It has been a long time in the making, and this weekend I finally got to spend some time with the bratty cat known as Amber Pixie Wells. Due to both of our crazy work schedules, along with Pixie’s school and the three and a half hour distance, we don’t get many opportunities to actually hang out in person that often. I can’t say we met halfway because my journey paled in comparison to hers.

The day that we had planned was totally vanilla, at least that’s what I was thinking anyway, but when you have a building pass to your work and a girl in desperate need of a spanking, sometimes things take unexpected turns 🙂

In the food department we are both adventurous and after a short subway ride downtown we headed for Chinatown. You would think that a restaurant in Chinatown would be on every corner, but we ended up walking about a mile to find one. Once we did of course there were a 100 of them. Out of the corner of her eye Pixie spotted one that said Vietnamese, a quick discussion and we were like “Hell yeah”, so for the first time ever I had Vietnamese food. To say it was delicious was an understatement, and we shared a desert that I could have had for a main course.

Before the check even got there we were arguing over who was going to pay. The check arrived and he put it right in front of Pixie. Well the pup wasn’t having that, I quickly reached over and grabbed the tray, and just as quickly Pixie snatched the check off of the now empty tray I held. I was growling, but not for long, because our next stop was candy heaven. Even though I still seethed as we left the restaurant, the immediate waft of raw fish from the store next door altered my senses.

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We headed to a 78 year old candy store where they have so much choice that you can spend an entire day in there. We certainly took our time, Pixie was armed with wish lists and I just wanted to spank her with one of the paddle lollipops above. There was a couple of vintage items that I wanted which I put in Pixie’s basket, but after five minutes I was retrieving them with my own basket in hand. Items like Slo Poke and Black Cow found their way into my basket along with Reeds Butterscotch. When all was said and done, Pixie offered to put my bag in her backpack to save me carrying it around, and that’s where it stayed until I got a text around 11pm telling me it was still there. Not to worry though, Pixie is mailing it to me, and she was even kind enough to say that there will only be one bite missing from each 🙂

Man did we walk that day though, if I remember rightly it was something like 7 plus miles based on something Pixie had on her. It was tiring, so before we headed to dinner I decided that we could visit my workplace to cool down and relax for half an hour. It honestly wasn’t planned, seriously, but with the Empire State Building right behind my work I just had to ask if we could get a pic. Pixie of course was gracious and we posed for a spanking shot as I gently spanked her.

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We climbed back in from the balcony and I suddenly had an idea, perhaps I should spank her after all. An empty office on a Sunday, what better time. Pixie of course wanted to know why she was being spanked, because, you know, there had to be a reason. Well there was a reason, it’s just that I couldn’t remember what it was. And I tried really hard to remember, in fact I had even come up with old facts that I think impressed her, like how penicillin was invented. Could I remember why I owed her a spanking?  In my best Northern accent “Could I hell as like”.

Nonetheless, I just had to be a bully. Remembering where I was it couldn’t be long, but over my knee she went with her shorts down and a pair of purple nylon panties staring up at me. Normally I am one of those super nice guys, a really concerned human being, Sunday wasn’t one of those days. In England back in the 70’s we had a thing called a short, sharp shock, and that’s exactly what Pixie got. probably no more than 50 spanks, but I do believe that I heard her say  “Oh Jesus” during it. Yes, I will be the first to admit that is was much harder than it needed to be, and am I sorry for that? Well, I will leave that for you to decide 🙂 Pixie herself didn’t seem that impressed with my smugness, perhaps a feeling of unfairness lingered in the air for a while, especially when I smirked as she sat down.

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As we headed to dinner one of us was smiling. At least I was until this panhandler saw Pixie’s bag and heard my accent. He sensed a victim and not only made a bee line for us, but even followed us from his corner spot where he has the biggest crowd to con. Yeah, I’m a bit of a cynic when it comes to panhandling. There is a guy who sits outside my work each day holding a sign that he needs $68 to get to Seattle for his Mom’s funeral. Seven months I think it is now that he has held it. Behind his sign that he holds with a bowed head is the book that he is reading. Even if you was the worst panhandler in the world you would make $68 in a few days. Anyway, the panhandler found out pretty quickly that despite my English accent I am a New Yorker. I’m not often in the city on a Sunday but man do the tourists have my sympathy, it isn’t just panhandling, it is in your face aggressive panhandling.

Anyway, I have to stop now because it is late and I need to get to bed. The pair of us had dinner and a bit of fun with the waiter. And before I finish let me add, he was a great New Yorker. During our meal he comes over with a carry out dish and said  “I heard you mention the train you were getting and they just announced it”. Now Pixie’s train wasn’t a definitive, but we both thought that it was so nice gesture to look out for your fellow human being that way. We relaxed a bit and Pixie got the next train instead.

It was a great day though. Lately I have had a lot of stress and I couldn’t think of a better way to relax for a while than to hang out with my buddy. Next time though I’m sending myself an email to remind me of why I need to spank her.

There might be diction and grammatical errors in this post, but I will fix them tomorrow, I’m tired right now 🙂 I might even elaborate a bit more in a later post, I did kind of whip this one together pretty quickly to get it done tonight.

Streetcar Sundays – 47

Due to the stats that I threw together yesterday I thought that today I would throw a double post together. Part one of course will be the MEN ARE LIKE STREETCARS spanking pic, but in the second part I want to impart some wisdom to my fellow bloggers which I hope in turn increases the experience for readers.

The spanking portion this week features a rather dramatic response to getting spanked with a newspaper. Or perhaps he has just finished spanking her? The pic is from 1952.

This will be added to my original MEN ARE LIKE STREETCARS spanking folder.

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Now for you bloggers out there, I want to show you a graph where you can see how creating specific folders for your work can increase your reader count dramatically. Now if you are already getting a million readers a week then this won’t matter, but for most of us bloggers we get between 600-1100 viewers a day so giving people an idea of where your work is can only help, right?

Let’s say that I go to a blog that features spanking stories. Now I will get the latest ones because they are right there on the front page, but what if I am looking for something specific? I have two choices, I can search and search or I can give up and look elsewhere. Now I’m pretty sure if you are a blogger you won’t people to stay to see your offerings.

So I will take myself as an example as a reader. If I go to a blog and want to read a story, if I can’t find what I want I give up pretty quickly, but, if the blog had separate pages where all of their stories are listed, I’m going to go to that page, see what is on offer and then starting clicking links. Here are my two story pages:

SPANKING STORIES –FICTION

SPANKING STORIES –REAL LIFE 

Now does it work? You can bet your butt that it does. Originally I started creating folders for my work quite simply because people were taking my collection and not saying where it came from. It got to a point where I felt my readers were being poached and viewing my offerings elsewhere. So I started making pages on this site to showcase all of the various areas that I was working on. It didn’t take long at all for people to start clicking the links I provided to my collections. In fact in this post alone some people are going to come here, click on the men are like streetcars link and say to themselves  “Ah, so this is where all of those pics come from”. Same goes for the two story links above, readers will click on them and then they will start reading my stories.

Here is the graph that I spoke of where you will see that prior to setting up folders for my work, certain categories hardly even registered in the monthly hits department. Not only that, if you understand stats, you will also see that 33% of story readers either come to this site directly to the story pages or through a search term. I’m not even someone who writes a lot of stories, but as you can see my stories get read about 6,000 times a month. That’s 200 times a day a story is read, every day, and I rarely write stories. These aren’t fantasy numbers either, the graph is below showing you exactly how many people read them. November 2011 is when I started the story folders, the blip in mid 2011 is when I had a story linked and the link carried for a few months.

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