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The Making Of A Story

While I was in Vegas,  the following image appeared on my Twitter feed. I stood there with my mouth agape,  what an awesome picture of a mother spanking her daughter. What makes picture images even more awesome is that you get to decide what is happening. This tweet is embedded with the permission of Miss Hardcastle.

If you click on the image then be sure to hit the love button on the photo,  let them know that you enjoyed their contribution.

This photo above I don’t think that you need to be a genius to guess why the spanking might be taking place. I see a gymslip,  in fact a full school outfit,  but one item of clothing seems a little out of place for a schoolgirl to be wearing!!

When that photo went up it immediately gave me an idea for a story. Of course in my world the panties would be white,  but either way mum is going to turn what’s under them bright red. You can imagine her school friend watching,  knowing she also was in on the inappropriate school wear caper.

So that brings me onto the topic of spanking stories,  the type of stories that I like,  and the types that I don’t like. At the bottom of this post there will be a survey on spanking stories,  only fill it out if you so wish. Obviously I have written many stories so you will already know what I like,  and if you want to read my stories you can do so by clicking either of the links below.

RICHARD WINDSOR’S FICTIONAL SPANKING STORIES

RICHARD WINDSOR’S REAL LIFE SPANKING STORIES

Now it was once said to me when I opened a story and then closed it that nobody can tell whether they like a spanking story or not within ten seconds. (They have a block in place to stop stories being opened quickly for bandwidth reasons) I disagree with that though,  there are many times that I can tell within the opening paragraph whether I will like the story or not. If any story starts with the following  “It was 1856”,  or  “It was year 2194”  then I simply cannot read them. I get nothing from futuristic spankings,  and Victorian era spankings will perhaps get the quickest closing from me. If a spanking isn’t in the time frame from the 1950’s until the modern era,  then it is going to be almost impossible for me to read it.

Similarly,  I also have a big aversion to daddy spanks daughter spanking stories. If it is well written and somewhat dignified,  then I can read one if it is a believable story. With that said,  if within the first paragraph or two the girl has been made to strip nude,  then I am long gone. In fact it would be fair to say that my mindset is such that anytime a girl is made to strip nude in any scenario then I am going to have a difficult time reading the story.

Obviously this extends beyond just a written story. If I do a roleplay then pretty much everything that I have written above would also apply.

We then get into the level of severity,  and once again my real life also applies to my stories and the stories that I like reading. There is nothing wrong with a good sound spanking,  but when it gets into certain levels of severity then I lose focus and the spanking story becomes completely unbelievable based on the story that has been laid out before us. Now don’t get me wrong,  I understand that for a lot of people the severity of the spanking is the most important thing,  both in real life and in the written word. For me though the severity of the spankings that I give are somewhat reminiscent to the stories that I write and the stories that I like to read. In the fantasy world of hardest spanker at a spanking party,  you won’t find my name anywhere near the top of the list. There is a certain way that I like to play and I am more than content with that style.

And one final thing that I have to mention that I don’t like before I get into what I do like,  and that is related to exposure and sexual interaction. You have read from me many times that I abhor seeing any form of gratuitous vaginal exposure in spanking photos. It is hardwired for me,  something that I can’t change,  the moment that I see it then I will not watch a video or view a photoset if the primary focus is actually on the genital exposure and the spanking is secondary. That goes for stories as well,  spanking is a completely separate entity for me on film and in the written word. I want the sole focus to be on the spanking itself. If there is a domestic scene that involves some form of lovemaking afterwards,  at a real stretch I can read it providing again that the primary focus is on the spanking itself. A lot of the reasons that I no longer go to spanking sites is that the exposure level seems to have increased dramatically over the years,  and genital exposure is the antithesis of what I want to see in a spanking video. I understand that I am in the minority on this,  but you can’t teach an old dog new tricks,  it is what it is.

Now for the ideas that I do like.

Many times in my stories you will see that it involves a neighbor,  that is because I am one of those people who strongly avoids family based spanking stories. There are probably going to be one or two that I have written that do involve a family member,  but almost exclusively it will either be just a birthday spanking or at worst a mother/daughter spanking. The only one that comes to mind is the mother/daughter spanking in my story THE FLY ON THE WALL.

This is a topic that I have discussed with DANA SPECHT in our annual interviews several times,  especially when she is talking about roleplays that she does. I’m not alone having those thoughts by all accounts,  there are many people like me who simply have to disassociate immediate family and that is where the ever helpful spanking neighbours come in. Now let me clarify something before I go any further,  on film,  and on film only,  I have absolutely no problem with mother/daughter spanking scenes. I don’t read stories so much about that scenario,  but I can watch,  and do enjoy,  video presentations of such.

Now I am still in Vegas,  though I am leaving soon,  and as always when I talk to people and they bring up my site,  they bring up two topics. The vintage photos obviously,  but also for lovers of spankings over panties images and stories,  they know that they will get a plethora of that on this site and of course the requests of me to post more.

This topic also relates to both the mindset that I have always had and the types of story that I both write and enjoy reading myself. When I picture a spanking in a non family environment,  which virtually all of my scenes are,  I could not imagine any of those scenes being on the bare bottom. I know that I am totally weird in that,  but it is deeply ingrained in me. The absolute worst case scenario I could ever imagine happening for real would be the seat of the underwear being exposed,  and of course in every story that I write then that worst case scenario is subsequently fulfilled 🙂

I tie this into the genital exposure thing,  I simply do not have to see it,  therefore it is completely irrelevant to me if the underwear stays up for the entire spanking or not,  I’m more than perfectly okay with it. A lot of that goes back to early age whenever we would see a comic book,  virtually all spankings were never bare. Now I know,  I am probably in a 1%  minority here,  but I get as much from a spanking over the panties that the other 99% in our world  do from a bare bottom spanking. In my world it simply doesn’t have to happen. Like I said,  don’t jump on me,  I get that I am strange in this department,  but my feelings are strong on it.

When I write a spanking story the baring of the bottom is infrequent to say the least. Almost exclusively the first spanking will never be bare,  but perhaps the second part of the story may involve a bare bottom. It isn’t something that I am ashamed of,  and I will freely talk about it. This whole world of ours is built on the thoughts that we have ingrained in our minds,  and I am very happy with the thoughts that I have. I hold no shame in thinking this way,  in fact it is fair to say that I couldn’t envision it any other way. Obviously I have spanked more than my fair share of bare bottoms over the years,  but,  allow me to dictate a whole scene from start to finish,  or write a spanking story,  then it will be done exactly as I have the vision in my mind. In real life there is an expectation that the panties will eventually come down,  I understand that,  and like I said above,  it is irrelevant to me. So at the same time I am not bothered in performing that service for a play partner either,  as I know that it reaches certain triggers for many people,  so obviously I am happy to oblige the lady in question if that is something that works for her.

I also have happy triggers though,  many of them,  and if a girl is pleasant enough to grant me a few of those triggers in real life then why wouldn’t I also be happy to give her what she wants,  the way that she wants it. Again,  that is a topic that I have broached many times,  but I know what it is that I like,  what works for me,  and I’m not afraid to ask for it. So you can bet your bottom dollar when I write a spanking story,  every trigger that works for me is included in that story!! Let me know your own thoughts below if you so wish,  this is a topic that I love to engage in.

Of course you never know,  if I like your idea then I might write about it. You can also email me at richardofwindsor@gmail.com if you so wish.

Top Ten Stories Of 2016

For whatever reason,  the spanking stories that I write are one of the most popular features on this site,  and I rarely get the chance to write anymore. I really should because every day the stories are read dozens of times. Maybe you have an idea for a story that will give me inspiration? Feel free to leave a comment if you do.

My blog has been running for ten years now,  and every year the story of the first spanking that I ever gave was the most read story by a country mile. That changed this year though,  and not only changed,  but the story didn’t even hold onto 2nd place. I’m guessing by now that everyone has read it. So here are the top ten most read stories of 2016,  based on how many times each story was clicked on.

1:  THREE GIRLS  –  PART 1

Number of times read:  6968

Three girls are about to celebrate the birthday of one of them,  but before they leave the house a girl hints that he father should spank her friend. He duly obliges,  but it is the other friend who isn’t getting spanked that is turned on the most by this. How long will it be before she gets a spanking?

It’s amazing when you think about it that she dressed so modestly,  because there was nothing modest about it when she was over his lap and her panty clad bottom was sticking in the air,  knowing that her friends,  neighbors and cousins were all being treated to a wonderful sight as they all laughed while she lay there red faced and praying for things to be over. It was never that simple though,  he would do this little talk about how he had spoiled her and perhaps how he should have done this a long time ago,  her face a deep scarlet with the knowledge that a bunch of eyes were probably transfixed on her upturned bottom as he talked. By the time he was done she was almost begging for the spanking to start,  and oh boy did he spank when it finally did start. Read more…..

2:  ELLEE’s STORY

Number of times read: 6621

This story details how ellee and I got to become friends after meeting at a party. There is a review of the first spanking that I gave to ellee and then a much more detailed account of an elaborate roleplay that the pair of us did. During this account ellee gets spanked,  then gets the hairbrush and finally she is caned. There are 12 super hot pics in this story so be sure not to miss this one. Read More…

3:  1979 THE FIRST SPANKING

Number of times read:  4932

We all had to start somewhere,  and my first experience took place in 1979. The spanking may not have been a classic,  but it is very memorable and resonates with me to this day. My girlfriend was wearing white nylon panties that day and it is an image that has proved everlasting,  even though I have probably spanked another 100 girls the same way,  it never gets old and is a big trigger for me. Read more…..

4:  MISSY GETS SPANKED IN PUBLIC

Number of times read:  4799

Another real life spanking tale,  this time done at a spanking party. The title is slightly misleading,  however,  it did take place in the middle of a room,  albeit a room of spankos. Another first time spanking between friends. Read more….

5:  JANE’S BIRTHDAY SPANKING

Number of times read:  3734

Living with a summer camp director and his wife for the summer,  Jane playfully teases when the director suggests a birthday spanking for her. It is a little more than she bargained for,  but she didn’t mind,  in fact the following morning she was getting a repeat performance. It was probably a long summer. Read more…..

6:  SPANKED THE GIRLS AND MADE THEM CRY

Number of times read:  3601

I’m just a playful guy who loves to spank the bottoms of naughty little girls. Sometimes though,  albeit very rarely,  things take a darker side. In this story I spanked three girls back to back,  and circumstances being what they were and the planets aligning correctly,  each one of the three girls cried their way through the spankings. There was nothing really harsh,  and I have rarely if ever spanked a girl to tears,  but this was one Saturday where emotions were running high. ellee and I have a private recording of her spanking and she sobbed throughout the entire event. On playback,  it is just about the hottest thing ever,  especially as it rook place in a library room. Read more….

7:  A BIRTHDAY SPANKING FOR LAURA

Number of times read:  3489

Coming of age birthday spankings are something that I very much enjoy writing about,  a hint of playful innocence combined with an exploration of the spanking lifestyle. The formula to this story is the same as the others,  but of course with a twist. A girl walks in on her mom and the neighbor having coffee,  but being the brat that she is she makes all types of innuendos to embarrass the neighbor. When she makes a sassy comment about what he will give her for her birthday,  he suggests a spanking. Unfortunately for Laura,  her mom only encourages it. Once the spanking is over and the two adults are talking on the phone,  it would appear that the neighbor just threatened to spank Laura’s mom as well. Read more….

8:  THE FLY ON THE WALL

Number of times read:  3349

A different type of story to those that I normally write. In this one a young man knows that the girl next door gets spanked. When they are alone he playfully agrees to let her spank him. It is during their game they are interrupted and now it is the woman next door gets to dish out the spankings. His curiosity is now more than satisfied as he leaves with a well spanked behind listening to the sound of the girl next door having a hairbrush applied liberally to her bottom. Read more….

9:  A SIMPLE BIRTHDAY SPANKING

Number of times read:  2766

Nothing but a sexy spanking here between two neighbors. Things get so hot that he carries her upstairs after where you get to let your imagine run wild. This story is very short,  but hot. Read more….

10:  EMILY AND TOM

Number of times read:  2226 

The weeks of contact had seemed like an eternity,  each email or phone call just increasing the desire to be spanked,  each one feeling like additional torture. She had even practiced placing pillows on a chair and laying over them like she was OTK,  looking at his picture on her computer screen as she lifted her skirt,  blushing as she imagined how it would feel for real. Then inserting her fingers into the waistband of her panties and drawing them all the way down to her knees. My God is this going to be embarrassing,  she thought to herself,  as she tried to clench her cheeks to protect her modesty. Emily laid there for ten minutes trying to imagine the scene unfolding,  looking behind her to try and see what view he would have.

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Editing Time

My hope is that wherever you are in the world that you had a wonderful holiday celebration with your family. I held on to my gift right until Christmas day,  just for old times sake. I was one happy man when I opened it,  that’s for sure. Pixie had sent me a lovely collection of treats from a British shop,  and I was all out of Branston Pickle so I was chuffed to bits that there was a jar of that in the goodie box. There were even some Jammie Dodgers in there and I haven’t had one of those in decades 🙂

So this week I am preparing the 7th annual interview that Dana Specht and I conducted back in April. Yes,  another of the casualties from my busy year was not being able to edit the video up until now. Thankfully though,  despite my procrastination,  Dana tweeted a pic this week,  and I guess I should be thankful that I didn’t make her naughty list 😉

Speaking of naughty lists,  did any of you make the naughty list this year? If so I sure hope that you got a good spanking for it.

Enjoy the rest of the holidays my good people.

 

It Started With A Spanking

Look who’s back!! As you may well know I have spent a significant portion of my time this year working on the road at our Boston office. I’m really happy to say that during the last ten days I have now closed that office up and I will no longer be required to go up to Boston. Because it is just a part of my working life I don’t think that I ever truly appreciated how much these trips took of my time. It’s good though because I want to get back to posting more frequently,  and now I should have more time to do that.

Because I don’t get to take my normal vacation time I almost always have to take it at the end of the calendar year just to use it up. That means from Thursday of this week I will be off until the New Year,  which will allow me to catch up on things that I have neglected. One of those items to be done is the last interview that I did with Dana Specht. Due to not being in communication on a frequent basis I missed her original summer trip,  and as my time has been so precious I have yet to edit the video. So during my time off next week I will finally get to render the video.

Also,  on Friday,  it will mark the tenth year of this blog. Can you believe that? Now I know that this year hasn’t been my most productive,  but I fully expect to have this blog for another ten years. In fact to get back in the swing of things and to celebrate 10 years of blogging,  I am going to take a post of each of the last ten years and post them for the next ten days. It might stretch to eleven though as I will probably do something a little special for the anniversary.

The unfortunate part is that I haven’t taken any spanking pictures myself in forever. The last one was where I spanked Pixie at my workplace in front of the Empire State building,  but other than that it has been an age. There are probably 200 pictures that I have taken with ellee that haven’t been posted,  but these will all be from the same scenes,  just different angles. Maybe I can go through my archives to find an unposted photo from years ago.

So first on the agenda is the third post I ever made on here where I tell a quick story of the first spanking that I ever gave back in 1979. Every year up until now this has been the most popular story by a country mile. Each January I give you my top ten lists for the year and this story has virtually double the number of views to the second story. That changed this year though,  for the first time in ten years this story is no longer the most read story on this site. Just a side note with that,  even though I haven’t posted as much this year,  people continue to come here to read the stories in their droves. This year so far I have had 82,000 plus people just read the stories in the calendar year to date,  which is in the region of over 200 times every day a story of mine is clicked on.

Anyway,  it is a flashback story to start with. This story helped to shape a lot of who I am now and some of the things that I enjoy can be directly related to this original scene. It’s funny when I look back over the active years and how this story has helped me,  and probably not,  surprisingly,  as people may expect. Because I have such a strong mindset in regards to spanking I know what it is that I enjoy,  and alternatively what it is that doesn’t appeal to me.

So enjoy the story and I will be back tomorrow with another post,  this time from 2007.

This story details the first spanking that I ever gave and holds a special place for me. The pictures in this story are taken from my two movies THE CHEEKY BABYSITTER and SCHOOLGIRL BLUES.

THE FIRST SPANKING

It is now 37 years ago that I officially began an actual life of spanking,  a very fortunate experience that helped shape the person I am. At that point in my life I was very confused with my thoughts of spanking,  certainly the beatings I suffered as a child were no source whatsoever to fuel those desires,  and still I was fascinated by the whole thing. When you suffer at the hands of someone else for so long you develop a certain sense of survival skills,  skills that aren’t measurable,  but skills that nonetheless protect you from the outside world and the capability to form functioning relationships. The first time I ever trusted a girl to let her become my girlfriend wasn’t until I was 16 years old,  that’s right,  I had never sought to form a relationship with a girl until I was 16. Most of that came from the fact that I never wanted to subject anyone to my life,  the fact that I spent every day of my life in fear,  wondering whether this was going to be a good day,  or a bad day.

Being that I began to work in the later months of my 15th year,  and now at 16 working full time,  it gave me new kinds of freedom that I had yet to experience. The institutionalized fear was still there,  it had always been there so it was going to take many years to break the cycle of being mentally controlled,  I would even go as far as to say that even at 48 years old there are still aspects that affect me when forming relationships. The defense mechanism that has always been present to prevent myself from getting hurt,  it probably isn’t always a good thing;  however it allows me to maintain control of myself and my own destiny.

When I started to work I formed a relationship with this girl who like myself,  had had a very rough time growing up. She was also 16 and like most young people from council estates back in England at that time (1979) she was economically forced to earn her own keep and contribute as a financial source to the family. We actually hit it off really well and were very soon doing all the flirtatious teasing and immature things that young people do. Being that both of us were not in a position of wanting to introduce each other to the hidden aspects of our lives,  we would spend our time hanging out in secluded areas. Sitting in parks at night,  finding spots in vast fielded areas where we could hide and fool around,  petting and groping and even just laying there snuggled up together.

A big part of the fooling around of course was my swatting her butt at every opportunity I had,  there had never been any nudity up until that point other than hands going through clothing during the make out sessions,  a blue ball nightmare if you ask me,  lol. Still,  any spanks that were landed were on her jeans,  her skirt,  her slacks,  pretty much whatever she was wearing on any given day. She only ever put up token resistance and every time it happened it was always accompanied by roars of laughter and fun. The very first time that changed,  and the image that I always associate with spanking,  happened one day at her Mum’s house.

This was the first time that I had ever been in her Mum’s house and even to this day I don’t recall where her Mum was that day. All I do remember is that she had invited me to come to her house after work as we would be able to have a couple of hours inside a house for once,  instead of sitting in a park or a secluded field. We rode our bikes the two miles or so and entered her house through the backyard,  in hindsight this was perhaps because she didn’t want any nosy neighbours catching her bringing a boy home and then having to explain that to her Mum. In no time at all the two of us were laying on the couch making out,  my hormones raging as I held one hand onto the back of her head and the other grasping her bottom underneath her skirt.

The petting was hot and heavy and my mind was only in one place,  was this going to be the first time we went all the way? At some point in the proceeding she literally had to push me off her as she made some excuse about getting a drink,  at my age now I completely understand that she was probably fighting the urge just as hard as I was, and in her situation being that it was her Mum’s house I don’t blame her for one minute. So yet again I was left with the complete frustration that all teens go through as I waited patiently for her to return. When she returned,  instead of sitting next to me she sat on the edge of the couch that we were making out on.

I was like a rampant bull though,  watching her sit there flustered and sipping at a glass of water I edged myself over to where she was. There was nothing stopping my desire to continue with our make out session though,  and very soon my hands were all over this girl who had suddenly turned into the ice queen. I’m not sure if it was her teasing,  or whether or not she just knew that she shouldn’t carry on,  but all of my advances were being rejected completely. The next thing she did is the one that has plagued my mind for 37 years though,  it was the thing that set in motion my real life experiences in the spanking world and forms an image that I always want to seem to create.

As my amorous self continued to try and persuade my prey,  something bratty came into her mind,  it seemed obvious that she felt I needed cooling down a bit and she poured a decent amount of water over my head. At first I was stunned until she let out a rapturous laugh,  and then I didn’t even stop to think about what I was going to do. I unceremoniously hauled her off the arm of the couch and straight across my lap,  the glass holding the remains of the water flying across the floor. Now I had never done anything like this before with her,  everything that we had done had been with disheveled clothing,  but this time without even thinking I immediately raised her short skirt in a flash.

My eyes bulged;  there,  beneath me is this squirming girl whose bottom is covered by these flimsy white nylon panties and a hand that is furiously working to either pull down her skirt,  or to stop my hand descending upon her bottom by trying to cover it,  even perhaps just trying to maintain a little dignity and not allow me to stare at her uncovered rear. Now I obviously knew that what she was wearing was of some type of silky material as my hand had been groping it for 20 minutes or so,  but this was the first time that I got to see her whole bottom in all it’s glory,  anything prior to that had been quick little glimpses and peeks of her bra,  her undies,  her thigh,  this was actually the first time that I had seen her lower half completely uncovered,  save for her panties of course.

Now that I have had many experiences in the spanking world I realize that what I did next would not be an acceptable practice,  but I was only 16 years old at the time and didn’t know any better. I raised my hand and brought it down onto her bottom and continued spanking the seat of her panties until she was able to push herself off of me,  perhaps only a total of 20 smacks before she hit the floor. God if I only knew then what I knew now as she screamed at me “You arsehole”,  then looked at the floor and said in a frightened tone “Look at this mess”

It was like the spanking never took place as we scampered to get paper towels to clean up the water. I’m sure at some point soon the water would have just dried,  but it wasn’t doing so at the precise moment that we were trying to clean it. The best remedy we were able to come up with was to place the footstool over the wet area. Before long any amorous desires had left and very shortly I was also out of the door leaving behind a pretty distraught young lady,  as I got on my bike and just rode around not wanting to go home. As much as I was mad that there was a possibility that she was going to get in trouble,  the main thought that kept playing itself over and over in my mind was hauling her off the arm of the sofa and flipping up her skirt. Not only did I think about it all that night,  I still think about it to this day. Whenever I spank a girl and I lift up her skirt,  if she is wearing some form of bikini styled white nylon/silk panties then the pinnacle of my spanking world is revisited,  and the session always turns into a very enjoyable one for me. Its amazing how one small act can have such a powerful effect on one person’s life.

After that event our relationship went downhill from there,  we did see each other every day but we started to hang out less and less. Eventually she left her Mum’s house and ended up in a young girl’s shelter with 50 or so other troubled young ladies. I visited her there a few times but it wasn’t long before we no longer worked together and stopped seeing each other altogether. After having my own troubles for several years I did bump into her just one time,  she was now 21,  Married and had 3 children including a set of twins. Now that I have emigrated to America I do still wonder if everything turned out alright for her. My next piece will cover a very long dry spell,  and coming to terms with the fact that I thought I was a total freak for having these spanking desires.

Streetcar Sundays – 65

Here we go guys,  I’m trying to get fully back into the swing of things and posting on a regular basis once again. I’ve mentioned to you many times,  this blog isn’t going anywhere any time soon,  I have a wealth of material to share with you all and I won’t be satisfied until I have done so.

Before the spanking photo this week,  I just want to touch on a couple of vanilla items. Actually,  you know what,  I will post the spanking photo first,  that way if you don’t want to hear my vanilla ramblings then you can just look at the photo and then go back to searching other spanking blogs. Under the photo though I will carry on with a combination of vanilla prose mixed with some spanking talk if you are interested.

This week’s MEN ARE LIKE STREETCARS spanking photo comes from Plattsmouth,  NE in 1955.

plattsmouth ne 55

First up I have a bit of early year end spanking news. This year is my tenth year of having this blog,  think about that for a minute,  10 years!! It is one of the oldest spanking blogs out there,  I think that there are about ten of us who have had a spanking blog for ten years or more. Anyway,  every year since this blog has been in existence,  the story of the first spanking that I ever gave has been the most popular story,  year after year for every year I have had the blog. 1979  –  THE FIRST SPANKING

This year is going to be different though,  and like a presidential election I can call this result already,  there will be a new story this year that will be the most read story of the year. Even though there is still four months of the year left,  ELLEE’S STORY already has 50% more views than the second most read story which is the one above. ellee’s story has been read nearly 5,000 times this year while the first spanking has been read roughly 3,200 times this year. Ironically the story of ellee is also about meeting ellee for the first time and then playing with her the next time that we met.

Now some vanilla stuff. As anyone who knows me knows,  I simply love old time music and films. It isn’t just spanking photos,  this extends to my tastes outside of spanking. The other day I was listening to an old time British entertainer by the name of George Formby. George was a Ukulele player and was a huge star back in the 1930’s and 1940’s making many lightweight films showcasing his talent. As I was listening to him I also started to read about him and one thing that I never knew was that his dad was a top of the bill entertainer in the late 1800’s,  early 1900’s. So I was fascinated as George Formby had always been a household name and I wanted to read up on his Father. Believe it or not,  on Youtube there is a small collection of his Father’s recordings. So like a kid at Christmas I started to listen to them and I was blown away,  for the primary reason that George Formby Jnr basically used the same act that his Father,  George Formby Snr had used. Obviously the former refined the act,  but it was basically the same act. Incidentally,  one of the characters that George Formby Snr. created became the inspiration for Charlie Chaplin’s  “Tramp”  character. What a small world we live in. Now I don’t expect anyone to be remotely interested in the recording below from 1910,  but for my British readers,  you tell me if the first few lines that you hear isn’t the same sound as the George Formby we all know and love,  albeit perhaps just a little slower. In fact part of the lyrics in the first song he gets caned at school,  lol.

George Formby Snr. also created the phrase  “It’s not the cough that carries you off,  it’s the coffin they carries you off in!”  and at the time of his death his diary revealed that he had full bookings already in place for the next five years. One final thing,  I already own the box set of the entire known collection of George Formby Jnr’s recordings,  it looks like I need to also start building my George Formby Snr. collection as well.

This morning I am probably going to listen to more of him as I sort through my vintage photos and before the England national football team bores me to death at noon USA time.

Interview Thoughts

Hey guys,  I’m going to be unavailable for 24 hours,  so I wanted to take this chance to ask you your thoughts on the current interview series. The latest one is with Ophelia De Havilland which you can listen to here,  PART 1,  PART 2,  PART 3. Starting at the party I expect to do a good number of new ones this year,  and though it is early I do have a couple set up already.

Normally I don’t ask for feedback,  but I do want to know whether or not I am wasting my time with the interviews. What I have done is create a very basic 3 question survey below,  all questions are optional so if you just want to answer the first one that is fine as well. The survey is completely anonymous. Now with that said,  I’ve been blogging for over 9 years now,  so I am fully aware that there are some people who sit behind the safety of their computer screen and talk shit about everyone every day. I’ve got thick skin though so fill your boots. I would love to hear your thoughts,  both good and bad.

We start with a simple question,  and then if you so wish you can give me your thoughts on what you want to hear. Any particular questions that you always want to know from people no matter who it is. It is open so if you suggest a person for me to interview then I will assume that the questions are for them. Or just any ideas that you think could improve the interviews,  I am more than open to your suggestions. I will post some spanking pics on my spanking PICTURE SITE today so that if this doesn’t interest you then you will at least have some spanking pics to look at.

The Top Ten Of 2015

Let me preface this by stating that I don’t  “Stat whore”. By that I mean at only one time of the year do I look to see how many people came to the blog for the preceding year,  and of course that is this week when I present the top ten of the year.

My goal has always been to present the positive aspects of our chosen lifestyle,  it has been very rare that I have sounded off about anything. A couple of years ago I used to get pretty annoyed that all of my labor and time was being plagiarized,  and that my efforts were being used to make other sites more popular,  but I was finally able to get around that. The whole idea after all is to present to the world something really unique,  and as my goal is for people to see it,  why does it matter where they see it? There are of course ethics involved,  but you can only control how you act.

I’ve always wanted our spanking lifestyle to be seen as a positive which is why I take great efforts to bring enjoyment to people. With the reach that this blog has and the amount of viewers it gets,  I could of course use it for nefarious reasons,  but that isn’t who I am as a person. That perhaps is the number one reason why I left Fetlife,  it got to a point where the hatred and the nasty commentators became too much. I’m 52 years old,  it is just something that I simply do not understand,  how anyone can use the protection of the Internet to act like a fucking asshole. I just don’t get it,  never have and probably never will. In my wildest dreams I couldn’t possibly imagine using this blog to publicly shame someone in the community. Just as well really,  because I write stories and I could spin a yarn as good as anyone and I could make people world famous 🙂

A few years ago there was some guy who used Twitter to besmirch my character,  even though we don’t know each other. Now I’m okay with that on a personal level,  I have thick skin. Of course I didn’t see the purpose behind using the Internet to try and elevate ones self by putting someone else down,  but whatever. Anyway,  that same year I went to Shadowlane,  saw the man in question as he walked across the room,  so I stopped where I was which was in the line of his path. I waited the 30 seconds or so until he reached me and guess what,  nothing,  nada,  zip,  he had fuck all to say to me in person.

In a nutshell,  I think that is why I took such a long break from the spanking community. Ever since I was young,  spanking has been an enjoyable event,  the happy place away from the stresses of daily life. It has always been about fun and the great people we meet. I’m not saying that I like everyone,  and I have no doubt that the feelings are mutual in certain instances. The thing is though,  we are a small community,  but it is big enough for everyone to coexist and have a place in it.

What you have to do as a person is find your niche in the spanking world. Much like a blog,  you find the area that is most suited to you and that is how you present yourself. Some of the biggest problems can normally be attributed to ego issues. Guys not wanting to feel inferior when it comes to their level of play,  and likewise,  girls wishing they could play like other girls.

So let me fill you in on a little secret.

In terms of spanking play,  I’m not a hard player comparatively speaking. So why do I get to play with so many people? Well think about it. Girls know that when they play with me,  I’m not looking to one up anyone. There is nobody that I have to,  or need to impress,  only the girl I am playing with. There are a lot of girls who crave a hard spanking,  and this is the secret that I have for you. As much as they crave it,  they don’t crave it every single time they play,  they don’t crave it the first time that they play with someone new,  they don’t crave it the very first night of a party,  and let me repeat,  when a girl is at a party,  she doesn’t want every experience to be the old fashioned spanking from hell. Why do I get to play with so many girls? Because I give them a simple hand spanking,  fun in nature and something that will give them a rosy glow.

There are girls who I play harder with,  there are girls I have spanked to tears,  and yes,  there are girls who I have spanked very hard indeed. I learnt long ago though,  that doesn’t have to be the goal every time I play,  in fact far from it. Those times should be when the girl has a long established relationship with someone she knows and trusts. Just because a girl can take it,  doesn’t mean she has to take it from you. That’s just friendly advice.

So much for the top ten of the year,  eh? 🙂

Okay,  before I get too carried away,  let’s jump into the top ten posts of the year. The rule for this is simple,  the top ten is decided by how many individual hits each post received in the past year. I do exclude what are known as  “Entry pages”,  these are pages that Google designates as entry points on my blog. Other than the homepage I have two of these pages from years ago that always have triple the amount of other page views,  simply because they are in Google’s list.

Because I had only one spanking experience in the past year,  (well,  prior to December anyway,  I played more in December than I have in the last two years combined)  this years list is pretty devoid of personal experiences which normally top the list each year. Though the one spanking session that I wrote about this year does make the top ten. Surprisingly the list this year is heavily dominated by the rare newspaper articles that I have shared with you all. So here is the list of the Top Ten Posts Of 2015

Number 1:

An Older Woman Spanked

It wasn’t my favorite post of the year by any means,  but this list isn’t about my favorites,  it is about what people came here to see. Normally one post each year is so far ahead of number 2 on the list that it is in a league of its own. That wasn’t the case this year,  the results were much closer but this one came out first. Read more….

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Number 2:

Tell Me Whom To Kill

Second this year is one of those rare Ebay pics that I tend to find every so often. This one is a movie still from the film named above. Read more….

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Number 3:

Pageant Magazine 1953

This one was one of my favorite pics of the year,  so I was very happy to see it make the list. One of those pics that was found due to my tenacity and flipping through books for hours upon hours. Read more….

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Number 4:

Spankings For Wives

Yet another newspaper clipping,  are you starting to see a trend here? This one goes back to 1948. Read more….

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Number 5:

The Real Beverly Hillbillies

Coming in at number 5 is another of the Ebay entries from the past year. Though I don’t have the details,  such as who is getting strapped and why,  it does have all the makings of a birthday spanking. What do you think? Read more….

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Number 6:

Pretty Dancer Spanked

Yet another newspaper cutting from years ago,  1925 in fact. This is one of my more in depth posts so I would recommend clicking the link to read the whole story and to see all of the pics accompanying this story. Read more….

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Number 7:

A Different Time

On a personal note,  this was my favorite find of the year. In fact it was only posted in November,  so there is a pretty good chance that had it have been posted earlier in the year,  it might well have been the most viewed post on the site for the year. As it is though,  it at least makes the top ten so that we can get a second showing of it. Read more….

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Number 8:

Hanging With Pixie

So my only real life tale from 2015 made it into the top ten,  which I am thankful for because it is a one of a kind pic,  a spanking with the Empire State Building in the background. I will be surprised if another one exists anywhere. This is another post where you should click the link as this is a story of the day that Pixie and myself spent in New York City. Pixie is just about the very best that the spanking world has ever produced,  as any of you who have EVER had the fortune to meet her will know,  even sweeter and warmer than her on screen persona. She is definitely one of the nicest people I have ever met and I am so fortunate to have her as a friend. Read more….

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Number 9:

Are You There

Once again,  another picture of what I believe I am most famous for,  the ultra rare,  never before seen spanking pics. This time it is an old movie still which to my knowledge was a new entry to the screen spankings category. Read more….

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Number 10:

A Collection Of Movie Spankings

Only posted two weeks ago,  but already seen by nearly 3000 people  (not including those who enter through the main page)  in that short time. This is another post that you should click the link on as there are 7 spanking pics in total that are included in this post. Once again,  all rare copies of which many will be new to you. By the time this one is done it will have over 5000 individual hits,  so there is a potential that this post might make the tail end of the 2016 top ten as well. We will see how it goes. Read more….

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So there you have it guys,  one more year in the books of bringing you the rarest spanking pics that I can find. As I enter my tenth year of blogging be sure to hang around. I already have enough rare pics to post for years to come,  and I always find more than I can post every year as it is anyway.

Thank you for all of your support this past year as with years previous,  a happy new year to you all and I look forward to sharing my collection with you again in 2016.

 

9 Years old Today

It is so hard to believe,  but this blog turns nine years old today. I’m going to take an educated guess that this is only one of about ten spanking blogs that have been around that long. It was around 2006/2007 that a proliferation of spanking blogs hit the net,  but most of them have since passed from memory. Off the top of my head I know that spankingblog,  allthingsspanking,  mybottomsmarts have all been around as long or longer. Chross is coming up on his 9th year,  and though it took various forms,  Erica Scott has also blogged for as long starting back in Myspace days. There are a few others but none that spring immediately to mind.

Either way it is a long time to be presenting ones view on spanking. As you will know,  I have enough material to go for another nine years,  virtually all of it yet again will be brand new to you. At the bottom of this post I have included the top ten posts of all time based on hits. Now the various folders have far more hits,  but the section I am posting is individual posts. Unfortunately it is not an exact science. A few years ago I switched accounts for some privacy (You never know who is lying in wait ready to try and blackmail and threaten you) and while I still have the original data,  it isn’t merged. I was going to merge them before writing but I was frightened that I was going to fuck it all up,  lol. So what I will present is the top ten all time since I switched accounts in 2010.

Now it is Christmas Eve,  and I have to say that I am mighty jealous of old Saint Nick right now. Don’t get me wrong,  I’m far from jealous of people because I have already received ten times more than I could have ever wished for. But old Saint Nick though,  well,  I have to admit that I am envious of all of the naughty girls he is going to have on his list today. I just checked before writing and currently he had just finished spanking all of the naughty girls in Kobe,  Japan and was heading towards Nagoya!! And why does that make me envious? Because in all of the years that I have played I have never spanked a Japanese girl.

You are probably all aware that I am an Atheist,  but when we are talking about festive spankings then I get into the holiday spirit. In fact just yesterday I went to the British store in New York and spent $99 on a box of Christmas goodies.

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This year is also going to mark only the second time that I don’t get to speak to my mom on Christmas day. The first time was back in 1981 when I was  “At her majesty’s service”. This side of the year was an incredibly difficult one and only happened in the last few months. Our mom was diagnosed with cancer and given three to six months to live,  and four weeks later she was dead. I’m sure there will come a time where I appreciate being able to talk to her as she lay dying,  but I’m not there yet. There is some comfort that I was the last voice that she heard,  but without a doubt that phone call was the hardest thing that I have ever had to do in my life. Three days after that I received a rather callous email and I hope than when I start to appreciate the last conversation that I had with my mom,  that I also forget about that email.

In fact there is one amusing part to that story.

Right now I have two Facebook accounts,  which is funny within itself. One of them is based on who I am,  I hide nothing from my friends and I advocate for openness regarding sexuality. All of my friends know what I do and I have got to spank more vanilla butts than I care to divulge because of it,  lol. Then I also have a vanilla profile,  for my spanking friends,  lol. This is a very select group of people where trust is the most important thing.

Now a lot of my friends on my vanilla page are Republican,  which I don’t actually mind. I never want to be enclosed in my own little bubble where I think that I am right all of the time. Anyway,  one discussion that was going on during this time was American money being sent out of the country by immigrants. Now I don’t believe that I look like what most people picture when they use the word immigrant,  but just because I am lily white I am as much of an immigrant as anyone.

During the time leading up to and after my mom’s death,  there were things that needed to be done. In order for her to get the care that she needed during her last few weeks,  and where she could have the dignity of having her final time in the comfort of her own home,  there were overheads. Now I’m not here to put a dollar figure on it all,  the bottom line is that I was more than comfortable (The American Dream) where I was able to take care of all of the financial requirements that were needed,  it was the absolute least I could do.

Anyway,  there was somebody who was very vociferous about American money being sent out of the country,  and I could only think,  if I shared my story with him,  he would probably feel like shit. So to me it was very ironic,  here is a conversation that I would normally love to have,  yet I chose to stay out of it out of respect for my friend because I’m as clear as day that had he realized how his words were impacting me directly,  he probably wouldn’t have said anything.

Anyway,  I don’t want to deviate from why we are here today. Obviously the above was the most important event over the past year so I had to mention it. It is now just my Brother and myself and whatever friends I have in this life.

So next week I will post my annual top ten of the year based on hits alone. This years list seems to be dominated by the newspaper articles that I have posted this year. But in regards to the most viewed pages of all time,  it is my stories that feature most prominently. Perhaps that is telling me that I need to start posting more of my literary work. So here is the top ten most viewed posts since 2010,  though some of them may actually have been posted before 2010,  they are just that popular.

Number 1:

Classic Mother and Daughter Spanking Pics

And it isn’t even close. This post has been viewed twice as many times as any other post I have ever made on this blog. All it is,  is six spanking pics where a fictional mom is spanking her fictional daughter,  but it does include the find shown below which I believe is the reason that it is so popular. Read More….

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Number 2:

1979 The First Spanking

This story goes way back and tells the tale of the first spanking I ever gave. The vision as clear today as it was back then of her squirming over my lap as I warmed the seat of her white nylon panties. Read more….

Number 3:

Missy Gets Spanked In Public

Yet another of my real life tales. This was the first weekend that I got to play with Missy and we became roommates from this weekend forward,  right up until the present day. Read More….

Number 4:

A Mixed Bag Of Spanking Cartoons

I’m not sure why this post is so popular,  it is just a very random mix of spanking comics,  nothing out of the ordinary at all. However,  it does come in at number 4. Read more….

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Number 5:

Birthday Spanking For Laura

There really isn’t much to this story,  in fact I have written many better. But there is something about a coming of age birthday spanking conducted lightheartedly that seemed to resonate with readers. Read more….

Number 6:

Jane’s Birthday Spanking

Are you starting to see a trend here? This story follows basically the exact same premise as the story above,  only in a different setting and environment. The writing lesson that I take from this is that it doesn’t always have to be about brutal discipline,  there is also a place for playful spankings. Read more….

Number 7:

Janus Worldwide

Finally a post that isn’t a story for once. In this post there are only three pictures,  but what makes this post unique is that the owners of Janus sent them to me to share with you all. Up until that point,  these photos had never been seen before. Others from the set had,  but these were exclusive pics that Janus allowed me to share. Why these particular pics? Well,  it’s because the girl is getting the slipper on her white nylon panties. If you read number two on this list,  these are the type that would fit that story almost identically. Read more….

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Number 8:

Vintage Spanking

Ironic really when you consider all of the awesome vintage spanking pics that I have shared over the years,  that it is the six in this post that are the 9th most popular of all time. To be frank,  they aren’t exactly world beaters 🙂 Read more….

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Number 9:

Nurse Byron And The Manor House

One of the longest stories I have written,  also one of the darkest. It has some sexual content which I generally separate from spanking stories. Read more….

Number 10:

The Saturday Spanking Show

It will be interesting to see where this one ends up on the list next year. It is a rapid riser and features pictures of ellee getting caned,  as well as Lostkitten and Sara Fields getting spankings. This was part 4 of a long story,  the other three parts are linked within this story. Read more….

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The Story Archive

Occasionally I have to put the spanking stories in a visible post for the people who are not regular visitors here to see. It is one of the more popular features of this site and despite being known for finding rare pics,  the stories still account for 12.71% of all views on this site. So this time I am listing them with the scene content as well so that you can pick what is best for you.

In other news I am off work for a week so this week I will be posting something new for you every day,  which will mean rare spanking pics from now until next Sunday.

Hanging With Pixie

It has been a long time in the making,  and this weekend I finally got to spend some time with the bratty cat known as Amber Pixie Wells. Due to both of our crazy work schedules,  along with Pixie’s school and the three and a half hour distance,  we don’t get many opportunities to actually hang out in person that often. I can’t say we met halfway because my journey paled in comparison to hers.

The day that we had planned was totally vanilla,  at least that’s what I was thinking anyway,  but when you have a building pass to your work and a girl in desperate need of a spanking,  sometimes things take unexpected turns 🙂

In the food department we are both adventurous and after a short subway ride downtown we headed for Chinatown. You would think that a restaurant in Chinatown would be on every corner,  but we ended up walking about a mile to find one. Once we did of course there were a 100 of them. Out of the corner of her eye Pixie spotted one that said Vietnamese,  a quick discussion and we were like “Hell yeah”,  so for the first time ever I had Vietnamese food. To say it was delicious was an understatement,  and we shared a desert that I could have had for a main course.

Before the check even got there we were arguing over who was going to pay. The check arrived and he put it right in front of Pixie. Well the pup wasn’t having that,  I quickly reached over and grabbed the tray,  and just as quickly Pixie snatched the check off of the now empty tray I held. I was growling,  but not for long,  because our next stop was candy heaven. Even though I still seethed as we left the restaurant,  the immediate waft of raw fish from the store next door altered my senses.

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We headed to a 78 year old candy store where they have so much choice that you can spend an entire day in there. We certainly took our time,  Pixie was armed with wish lists and I just wanted to spank her with one of the paddle lollipops above. There was a couple of vintage items that I wanted which I put in Pixie’s basket,  but after five minutes I was retrieving them with my own basket in hand. Items like Slo Poke and Black Cow found their way into my basket along with Reeds Butterscotch. When all was said and done,  Pixie offered to put my bag in her backpack to save me carrying it around,  and that’s where it stayed until I got a text around 11pm telling me it was still there. Not to worry though,  Pixie is mailing it to me,  and she was even kind enough to say that there will only be one bite missing from each 🙂

Man did we walk that day though,  if I remember rightly it was something like 7 plus miles based on something Pixie had on her. It was tiring,  so before we headed to dinner I decided that we could visit my workplace to cool down and relax for half an hour. It honestly wasn’t planned,  seriously,  but with the Empire State Building right behind my work I just had to ask if we could get a pic. Pixie of course was gracious and we posed for a spanking shot as I gently spanked her.

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We climbed back in from the balcony and I suddenly had an idea,  perhaps I should spank her after all. An empty office on a Sunday,  what better time. Pixie of course wanted to know why she was being spanked,  because,  you know,  there had to be a reason. Well there was a reason,  it’s just that I couldn’t remember what it was. And I tried really hard to remember,  in fact I had even come up with old facts that I think impressed her,  like how penicillin was invented. Could I remember why I owed her a spanking?  In my best Northern accent “Could I hell as like”.

Nonetheless,  I just had to be a bully. Remembering where I was it couldn’t be long,  but over my knee she went with her shorts down and a pair of purple nylon panties staring up at me. Normally I am one of those super nice guys,  a really concerned human being,  Sunday wasn’t one of those days. In England back in the 70’s we had a thing called a short,  sharp shock,  and that’s exactly what Pixie got. probably no more than 50 spanks,  but I do believe that I heard her say  “Oh Jesus”  during it. Yes,  I will be the first to admit that is was much harder than it needed to be,  and am I sorry for that? Well,  I will leave that for you to decide 🙂 Pixie herself didn’t seem that impressed with my smugness,  perhaps a feeling of unfairness lingered in the air for a while,  especially when I smirked as she sat down.

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As we headed to dinner one of us was smiling. At least I was until this panhandler saw Pixie’s bag and heard my accent. He sensed a victim and not only made a bee line for us,  but even followed us from his corner spot where he has the biggest crowd to con. Yeah,  I’m a bit of a cynic when it comes to panhandling. There is a guy who sits outside my work each day holding a sign that he needs $68 to get to Seattle for his Mom’s funeral. Seven months I think it is now that he has held it. Behind his sign that he holds with a bowed head is the book that he is reading. Even if you was the worst panhandler in the world you would make $68 in a few days. Anyway,  the panhandler found out pretty quickly that despite my English accent I am a New Yorker. I’m not often in the city on a Sunday but man do the tourists have my sympathy,  it isn’t just panhandling,  it is in your face aggressive panhandling.

Anyway,  I have to stop now because it is late and I need to get to bed. The pair of us had dinner and a bit of fun with the waiter. And before I finish let me add,  he was a great New Yorker. During our meal he comes over with a carry out dish and said  “I heard you mention the train you were getting and they just announced it”. Now Pixie’s train wasn’t a definitive,  but we both thought that it was so nice gesture to look out for your fellow human being that way. We relaxed a bit and Pixie got the next train instead.

It was a great day though. Lately I have had a lot of stress and I couldn’t think of a better way to relax for a while than to hang out with my buddy. Next time though I’m sending myself an email to remind me of why I need to spank her.

There might be diction and grammatical errors in this post,  but I will fix them tomorrow,  I’m tired right now 🙂 I might even elaborate a bit more in a later post,  I did kind of whip this one together pretty quickly to get it done tonight.