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Windsor Wednesday Classic – 290

Stuck in the middle!!

We’re not talking about today’s pick here; however, it is the perfect pic for what is on my mind. So let’s get the pic out of the way first, and if anyone wants to hear me blather about social media and politics, then you can do so below the image.

When I first posted this photo, probably around 13 years ago or so, I wasn’t 100% sure whether it was an F/F or an F/M spanking pic. To be honest, I’m still not sure, though having enhanced it, I’m perhaps leaning more towards F/M now. Stuck in the middle of two gorgeous women while being paddled by an older woman.

The writing on the paddle says ‘Marge’s Bill.’ Why, I have no idea. The fact that I was so sure was because when I originally posted it, I said so. That would normally mean that the information came with the picture. The other alternative is that someone took a guess, though that is less likely. I remember putting one pic like this up before (might even have been this one,) and a reader was able to decipher what it said. The reason that I remember that is because it is the one and only time that this lady has left a comment on my blog.

Here’s the kicker, though. I labelled the pic, so I know exactly which college it came from. So with the name in hand I went looking, found the online yearbooks, but there is no such image in the 1955 yearbook. This means that it is a different college of the same name in a different state.

Anyway, the spanking pic does allow one’s imagination time to create stories.

If it is F/F, and this is, in fact, a sorority, as I suspect, then here are a couple of thoughts. Is this the initial initiation paddling given by the housemother? Perhaps the open window signifies trying to sneak in after curfew. Probably my favorite, though, is getting a demerit paddling with an audience from the local fraternity outside seeing her face. She has to do her best not to yell out or show any discomfort.

What if it is F/M?

Sneaking into the sorority is definitely an option with the open window. Perhaps it is the boyfriend of one of the sorority sister’s, and they get initiated by the housemother as well. Maybe a potential story, though, the younger brother of one of the sorority sister’s is visiting the school for his upcoming admission! He stops by the sorority house and, well, boys will be boys, lol.

Richard Windsor is stuck in the middle.

I have a book that is almost finished, but I haven’t even looked at it for a week now. Years ago I left FetLife, then I abandoned Twitter because of the scene behavior on there, and now, I’ve left Facebook. I do have a Twitter account that I created later on, but that is only to follow scene-related producers. I haven’t posted a single thing on there with the new account, and I never will. My homepage is set to ‘following,’ and I don’t venture from that page. My Facebook is also active, but I haven’t even looked at it for weeks.

I’m really at the ‘fuck this world’ phase of my life. Not in the sense that I don’t want to be a part of it; I just don’t want to be a part of anything outside of my own little bubble.

The events last week sickened me to my stomach. Both sides of the aisle are pointing fingers. “They’re the ones that do it,” — “No, they’re the ones that do it.” Newsflash: they all fucking do it, and it is getting worse by the year.

It was always there, though. I remember attending a party in Chicago and going up in an elevator with a play partner for a private session. Before the elevator doors had even opened. “Obama’s an Islamic terrorist, you know that, right?”

We’re at a spanking party for Christ’s sake; can’t you leave your hatred at home for a couple of days? It is the one and only time in my life that I turned a session down, only a few minutes after I had agreed to it.

Look, I’m a leftie, always have been. When I was young, I was a proud member of the Labour Party Young Socialists, The Anti-Nazi League and a strong supporter of the UK miners. As the years went on, I softened, as we all do, veering more and more to the center with every passing year. I’m at the stage in my life now where the Democrats would call me center-leaning, and the Republicans would call me a radical left-wing lunatic. Trust me, though, I’m very much stuck in the middle, with a heavy lean to the left of the line. 😉

It’s been a tough year. You have to remember, I’m an immigrant, a 29-year green card holder. Any day now I could be next. Yes, I’m white, and I’m European, so I get my bag of privileges to go along with that, but I would be lying if I said that I wasn’t worried when my green card is up for renewal in 16 months’ time.

Then last week, I was beyond horrified. Not only by what had occurred, but by everyone promoting their talking points before the ink had even dried. What occurred seemed less important to most people than the need to start promoting one’s own cause and blaming the other side seconds after it had happened. Almost like it was more important to them that a Democrat/Republican did it than the god-awful tragedy was itself.

I just don’t want to hear it anymore; I’m sick to my stomach of the lot of it.

Every year I seem to slip deeper and deeper into life before the Internet. I don’t even read the news anymore, other than the headlines on the homepage of the BBC. No news, no social media, just a good old-fashioned spanking blog.

This is the only place that I have any contact with anyone anymore. A handful of times a year I might get a spanking email, but unless someone makes a comment on this blog, I have virtually no contact with the spanking world anymore. That may surprise you, but it’s true. My spanking star has shone already. Turn off the lights, Gracie.

Don’t read this wrong. I’m not clinically depressed or anything like that; I’m just sick to death of all of the hate in this world, and it’s only getting worse. My little bubble is this spanking blog, writing books, watching soccer, and playing fantasy football and fantasy soccer.

I should be finishing my book, it’s almost done already, but I have no enthusiasm to do so.

To make matters worse, one of my favorite Youtuber’s (a Republican,) has gone full-on right wing this past week. Gone is the pretense of welcoming both sides, nope, he’s actively leading the way to curtail any speech that he doesn’t like.

Free speech: Just as long as I approve of what you are saying.

Alright, maybe I will treat myself to a subscription to a spanking site this weekend to help me avoid the news.

My book was due at the end of August, but fuck it, I will have it finished by next week now. My initial plan had been to write ten books in 2025. Well, I already have ten books selling. Anything from now until January is gravy.

Be nice to each other folks.

F/M Friday 67

Am I resurrecting the F/M Friday series of posts? Not really; for the most part, any F/M spanking pic that is worthy of posting will be posted to my DAILY SPANKING PICS blog moving forward.

I’m going to admit to you exactly what I am doing. The latest spanking book that I wrote, which is an F/M spanking eBook, pretty much tanked. I mean, it did reasonably, but compared to other eBooks, it is nestled in the bottom tier. So I am using this post today in a passive-aggressive manner in order to spam my latest eBook! Just being honest with you, lol.

Mind you, if you do like the F/M spanking pics that I have shared previously, then you will enjoy this latest edition to my F/M COLLECTION.

*Edit* Had to change the original image because I noticed that I had posted it previously. Do you think the lass below is taking some practice swings, or is this her follow through?

And now for the spam!!

*Brand New eBook*

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Best Friends – F/M Spankings

This short story is approximately 16,000 words long, and it features the F/M spanking dynamic. Read the sample pages for an idea as to the content of the story.

Two young men have been friends for years, dating all the way back to the first time that Robbie and Nick had found out that they shared the same birthday. As was common where they lived and grew up, birthday spankings happened every year, but now that they were about to turn 19 years old, things were going to be a little different this year.

The two best friends and their moms meet at one of the houses, and a double birthday spanking ensues, but what happens afterwards is a complete surprise. For the first time in their lives, both lads are each going to be spanked by their best friend’s mom, with a hairbrush, and on the bare bottom.

It doesn’t stop there. The following day they are reminded that they haven’t officially had their 19th birthday spankings yet, and two of their next-door neighbors willingly deliver these spankings. The lads are even tricked into asking for a spanking, something that confuses them.

This single story contains several F/M spankings, some humility, and a lot of embarrassing situations. The eBook contains a lot of humor and some fun, contrived situations as well. All of the characters in this story are fictional, and all are over the age of 18.

A New Spanking eBook

I’m a whole month ahead of schedule! This week was supposed to be eBook number 7 in my timeline, but today’s new release is eBook number 8! A little time off has been earned, I think, especially as it is a billion degrees outside here in New York.

Let me put a disclaimer up for the new book. DISCOVERING SPANKING – VOLUME 2 contains 3 brand-new spanking stories. Two of the stories are set in England, and the other story is set in the USA. The two British stories use British English spelling, grammar, and punctuation, while the American story uses American English spelling, grammar, and punctuation.

My Latest Spanking eBook

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Each of these three stories is long in regard to a normal spanking story. The first one is over 10k words, while the other two are 8k and 7k respectively.

Her Big Girl Knickers:
Helen is 27 years old, and she is looking to move on in her life, but something is holding her back. She desperately wants to be spanked, and she seeks out the help of a paid professional, Miss Sandra. When the meeting is finally arranged, Helen chooses to wear a full-bottomed pair of white satin knickers because they remind her of the very first pair of grown-up knickers she ever owned. Aunty Sandra is quick to teach her that she isn’t as grown up as she thinks she is.

The Old Country Store:
Amber will soon be heading to college from her home in Idaho, but she has a free summer before that happens. To try and build some funds toward college, Amber takes a summer job in an old country store. She finds the old souvenir spanking paddles rather amusing, and the store owner offers to let her test out one of the flimsy paddles as she is so interested in them. She realizes that they won’t hurt a fly, and soon she finds herself over his knee with her panty-clad bottom up in the air. The paddle might not hurt, but his hand sure does.

Caroline’s Blues:
The young woman has moved to Devon to work for her aunt in the family store. One day, while sitting in the back garden all alone, Caroline is startled to hear a commotion coming from next door. Initially she is fearful that someone is being attacked, but when she peers over the fence, the only thing being attacked was the bottom of her neighbour’s niece. She watches with great amusement at the proceedings as her presence is acknowledged. A week later, Caroline is alone with Mr Williams, and she is feeling particularly feisty. Unlike his niece, Caroline doesn’t have any protection for her spanking.

Approximately 25,000 words.

Coming Tomorrow

If you are only here for the picture of the day, scroll to the bottom of the post; you will find it there.

I’m happy to announce that my new spanking eBook should be ready by tomorrow. The entire book still needs a read-through to make any final edits, but I am really happy with what I have produced this time. The story that I finished up yesterday was one of the best ideas I have come up with so far, in my opinion, and that story alone is 10,000 words.

That story involves a 27-year-old woman who wears a full-backed pair of satin panties for her first spanking experience because they remind her of the very first pair of big-girl panties she ever owned. The concept is so good that I might even write a new, full eBook on the subject. The whole premise is she isn’t as grown-up as she thought she was. There is plenty of room to build a good story in that vein, and if you notice at the bottom of this post, I even included a picture that fits the subject as well.

The new book is roughly 25,000 words, and it includes three long stories. Two of the stories are set in England, and for those stories I have written them using British English. So be warned, for the English stories I am using the English spelling, punctuation, and grammar.

This is what the new book cover looks like, and it will be book number 2 in the Discovering Spanking series.

The other two stories involve a young woman watching her next-door neighbor playfully spanking his grown-up niece, and she wants in on the action. And the other story involves a young woman who takes a summer job in a family country store to save up some money for college. One item that is delivered to the country store is a shipment of souvenir paddles!

Stay tuned! And now, here is the spanking picture that fits this theme of thinking one is all grown up now.

Windsor Sunday Candid’s – 180

As I have mentioned numerous times already, my goal has been to release a new spanking eBook each month for the rest of the year. As it stands, I am already ahead of schedule, and guess what, I will have a new eBook either tomorrow, or more likely on Tuesday.

The new eBook is going to be called ‘Discovering Spanking – Volume 2’ and it is almost finished. Though I do still need to read each story thoroughly to make sure that they flow. My original goal had been to write 4 stories for the book, but each story is super-long so it will end up being three stories. The final word count will be around 25,000 words.

The final story I had only intended to be 6k words max, but it is already at 9k and it isn’t even finished yet. This particular story will be the lead story in the new book. It is actually a story that I am enjoying as I write it, and the story is likely to be called ‘Her Big Girl Knickers.’ It is the story of a 27 year old who is obsessed with spanking, but she has never engaged in it on a personal level. She finally decides to visit a professional woman for her first-time encounter, and she decides to wear a pair of satin knickers with a full back for the visit. Her reason for this is because they reminded her of her very first pair of big girl knickers all those years ago. From the psychological aspect, they are the perfect choice.

Even though it is 9,000 words already, I’m not going to rush the ending. If I have to write another 4,000 words then so be it.

I would like to finish the story today, but right now my upstairs neighbors are performing Riverdance on the ceiling and I can’t concentrate. Keep your fingers crossed.

How about a double paddling to start your day with?

A Heck Of A Party

The spanking image below shows a whole bunch of women having a grand old time. A lingerie party and a paddle—what could possibly go wrong?

As you may well notice over on the right side, I have changed the book cover for my 7th eBook. I’m still not entirely happy with it; however, I think that it looks a far sight better than the amateurish one that I put up yesterday.

My Seventh Spanking eBook

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I’ve already begun book number 8, having typed 2,000 words for the first story yesterday. I try to balance the stories by writing a novella and then a bunch of short stories. There doesn’t seem to be any data that would indicate one is better than the other.

Another Year Older

The day has finally arrived, my 62nd birthday. To be honest with you, I’m beginning to think I am getting old, lol. You know what is funny? I remember when I was a kid, and if we knew someone was 62 years old, we would have thought that they had one foot in the grave.

When my brother passed away 7 years ago, that was the year that I removed my birthdate from all of my social media apps. This website is the only place that people will know my birthday, and the only reason for that is because I can tie it into birthday spankings. I’m not even sure why; I guess it probably has something to do with the fact that I would speak to my brother every year on this day, and that is no longer important.

If I start to ramble, just keep in mind that there are 8 birthday spanking pictures at the bottom of this post!

As you are aware, I was well ahead of schedule for publishing my latest book. The original goal had been to release it today, but once it was finished, I got impatient. If you have Kindle Unlimited and you feel like supporting me, you can read the book on Kindle Unlimited for free. BRITISH SPANKING – FOUR SHORT STORIES. Compared to my other books, this one hasn’t gotten off to the greatest start, but I have sold 4 copies and had a couple of hundred page reads, so it isn’t all doom and gloom. 😉

Whenever I write, it all has to do with how I am feeling. At the moment I have, I think, seven stories that I have started. A couple of them are a quarter of the way through already, but I have to be in the mood for them. One of the stories that is in my folder is a badly written story that I have posted on this blog. Jane’s Birthday Spanking. However, the grammar and punctuation in that story are positively awful. It was one of those stories that I just slapped down into a word document and then posted it without editing it.

The good news, however, is that this week I started to rework the premise of that story. The posted version on this site is 1,750 words long. Well, that is about to turn into a minimum 15,000-word novella. It is going to look nothing like the one in the link; however, the tone of the story will stay the same. Yesterday I wrote the first 1,200 words, and Jane is now a young English woman who is coming to America to work on a summer exchange program. The story will now be set in 1985, which, coincidentally, is the first year that yours truly came to America to work on a foreign exchange visa at a summer camp.

The other glaring difference is that the story I am now writing will also be edited properly. Realistically speaking, it isn’t even the same story. The one on my website is really just an idea that will be expanded tenfold. I’m hoping to make it as long as I can; however, the story can only be as long as the story dictates itself to be. Bare minimum, I have to make it 15,000 words, but I really want to try for about 18,000 words if I can. If all goes well, I might be able to spank this one out in a week!

For Kindle Unlimited it doesn’t really matter how long they are because people can read them for free with their subscription, but because I have to put a price tag on the eBook in order to get it on Kindle, I would be embarrassed to charge $2.99 if it wasn’t at least 15,000 words. I know there are other spanking authors that will put eBooks on Kindle with as few as 3,000 words, but I couldn’t do that.

Anyway, enough of my horseshit, you are here for spanking pics, right? In honor of my 62nd birthday, here is a potpourri of 8 birthday spanking photos. It’s a bit of an image dump really because none of these would likely make my blog otherwise.

Virtual Voice Sample

Don’t worry, if you are here for a spanking image, there is one at the bottom of the post!

Tomorrow is my 62nd birthday, so I am using the build-up time to promote my latest eBook. My apologies for that if the eBooks don’t interest you, but a brother has to earn a dollar!

After I released my latest book, I also spent hours configuring the virtual voice story, and I’m not going to lie, I absolutely loved how it turned out for an artificial voice. I’m a big fan of audio spanking stories, so this was right up my alley.

So, can you do me a favor? Follow this link (BRITISH SPANKING – 4 SHORT STORIES) for my new spanking book, and listen to the free 5-minute audio sample. I would love to hear what you guys think of it. You can find the sample as indicated by the arrow in the image below. You can also read the first 10% of the book by selecting the ‘read sample’ button above the arrow.

The new book hasn’t gotten off to the greatest start, but perhaps it will pick up over the weekend.

Now it is time for a spanking image. Before I share that, though, also remember that I have a new blogger site solely for spanking images that I share EVERY DAY! So if you want a daily spanking image, visit my BACKUP BLOG.

Today’s image, funny enough, could be its own inspiration for a spanking story. In my archive, I actually have a poorly written story that I wrote about 25 years ago. It is a wedding day spanking where the father of the bride spanks his daughter for the very last time in front of all of the bridesmaids. It is less than a thousand words, but I’m pretty sure that I can turn it into a 10,000-word story.

A Mighty Big Paddle

This post today is just an image spanking dump, nothing super major. Basically I am playing around with image enhancers to remove the blur from old images. Here are both versions of this paddling pic. First the original and then secondly the edited version with the blur removed.

Book Spamming

You will always get plenty of free spanking stuff from me, as you have done for the last eighteen and a half years. So please pardon me for a day while I do a promotional post regarding my eBook collection. Below is the table that I created for my collection of books, and to be really honest with you, I am pretty proud with how it turned out.

Tomorrow there will be a brand new spanking pic that I discovered this week by chance. I had found a pic from the play ‘Act your age’, but hidden on the very same page was a smaller version that appears to be from a rehearsal, it was easily missed so I was happy I spotted it.

Anyway, please indulge me, I’m about to retire in a month so I need to promote my extra income avenue 😉 My best selling book is THE SPANKING NEIGHBOR.

THE OTK SORORITY - A Spanking Good Sisterhood THE OTK SORORITY – A Spanking Good Sisterhood

The Omega-Theta-Kappa sorority (OTK for short) is an exclusive Christian sorority that generations of families attend. This year, Ella becomes the third generation of her family to attend, following in the footsteps of her mother and her grandmother. The sorority is an old fashioned one, and the Christian values that the young women must adhere to are the same ones that they grew up with. Much like their time with their families, these values will be enforced through the method of spanking. Each new pledge who enters the sorority must purchase her own paddle from Mr. Clark’s country store, but in order to ensure that they have purchased a paddle that the sorority would deem suitable, each young woman has to try hers out before she leaves the store. Mr. Clark has been performing this service for years, and he takes his role seriously when he spanks the pledges with their new paddles. When Ella arrives for her spanking, she quite innocently informs Mr. Clark of something. He quickly realizes that Ella’s big sister has played a prank on her. Both before and after Ella’s spanking, Mr. Clark lets Ella know that her big sister, Trudy, needs to call him. Trudy quickly realizes that she is in trouble.
Approximately 27,000 words.
Free on Kindle Unlimited or $2.99 to own  View book.
The Spanking Neighbor The Spanking Neighbor

Laura is a mischievous 19-year-old young lady with a smart and sassy mouth. One day she makes the mistake of using some racy innuendos to embarrass her mom and the neighbor, implying that their relationship is more than just a neighborly one. Out of frustration, their neighbor, Brian, threatens her with a spanking for her birthday after another saucy innuendo from Laura. Surprisingly, Laura’s mom agrees to this and advocates for Brian to do just that. Laura gets a lengthy birthday spanking, seeks revenge the next day, which earns her a much more painful spanking, and soon, getting a spanking is nothing new to her. She even tells a friend of hers about it, much to her friend’s curiosity.
There are ten chapters in the book, and Laura gets spanked several times. It isn’t only Laura who gets spanked; even her mom gets a spanking, plus her curious friend, April, also gets a spanking. All is running smoothly until Laura’s mom gets in on the act and uses her hairbrush on Laura, giving her the type of tear-inducing spanking she had envisioned all along. There is lots of humor, lots of spankings, and a real butt burner to finish the book off with. All characters represented in this book are fictitious, and all characters are 18 years of age or older. This book contains adult-related themes, and it should only be read by adults.
Approximately 22,000 words.
Free on Kindle Unlimited or $2.99 to own View book.
Discovering Spanking: 5 short stories of first time spankings Discovering Spanking: 5 short stories of first time spankings

In this book you will find 5 brand new spanking stories. The theme is the first spanking away from home.
Detective Susie on the case:
A rumor has been going around this quiet neighborhood concerning one of the local men. Susie has heard these rumors and she puts on her detective cap, determined to get to the bottom of the story, the very bottom. Susie learns that her friend did indeed get a spanking over her nylon panties, and soon Susie gets the same. The following day, however, Susie returns to the scene for some bare-bottom fun. Also includes the following stories.
Remembering Matron: F/F
Matthew Visits his Neighbor: F/M
Trapped in a Window: M/FF
Spanked in the Snow: M/F
Approximately 24,000 words.
Free on Kindle Unlimited or $2.99 to own  View book.
3 Spanked Girls: Plus more short stories 3 Spanked Girls: Plus more short stories

Three Spanked Girls:
Tina is playfully spanked by the uncle of her friend on her 22nd birthday, but it is the other girl present, Nicole, who is most interested in it. Nicole manages to get her own birthday spanking in private, which is a lot harder and longer than a regular birthday spanking. When it is Becky’s birthday months later, Jim’s own niece, all three girls end up getting their bottoms spanked. Also includes the following stories.
Her Best Friend’s Dad: M/FF
A Lodger’s Regret: M/F
The Girl Next Door: F/FM
Approximately 33,000 words.
Free on Kindle Unlimited or $2.99 to own  View book.
Spanking in Sunset Creek Spanking in Sunset Creek

Elaine and her friend, Chelsea, live on the conservative side on the railway tracks, while Elaine’s boyfriend, Tim, lives on the progressive side of the tracks. In the neighborhood where Elaine and Chelsea live, old-fashioned values still remain true to this day, just like they did in the 1950s. No matter their age, just as long as they live under their parent’s roof, they are still subject to spankings. In this book, Tim initially overhears Elaine getting spanked by her mom, even though she is now an adult. This sets off a chain of events where Chelsea gets a playful spanking from Elaine’s mom, before later that same day when Tim spanks both Elaine and Chelsea. For Tim, this is a discovery of spanking. Something that he had not really thought about before hearing Elaine getting spanked. For Elaine and Chelsea, however, spanking has always been a part of their lives. When they both get spanked by Tim, though, their feelings on the subject change quite dramatically.
Approximately 16,000 words.
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