Category Archives: Paddlings

Board of Education

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It is the middle of summer, which is the time of year where I sit back a bit and relax with my posting schedule.

To keep the blog ticking over, I am sharing a fun image today that is likely a new image in the spanking world. Based on the fact that the guy is wearing his swimsuit, and the woman doesn’t appear to have much on underneath her dungarees, perhaps this couple were engaging in some early form of yoga. As you can see, the woman is in the “Downward dog” position while she is being paddled.

I thought this was a fun picture.

In my last post I shared the ShadowLane VHS/Audio cassette bundle that was being sold on eBay. My guess was that it would eventually reach a hundred dollars. Well, it exceeded that and sold for $150.

Finally, on DeviantArt this week, the three images that I shared received lots of views and feedback. On that website it only pushes one of your images into the feeds of people for a two-day period. However, a lot of times the images only get an average number of views. The numbers are still very good mind you, but the ones I shared this week went well above the average.

Because of the view counts I had to scale back to posting to every other day instead of the usual daily postings. There’s no point posting a second image if nobody is going to see it.

If it interests you, RICHARD WINDSOR’S CREATIONS is where you can find my AI-Assisted spanking art. I have posted hundreds of images already, including the banger you can see below. If you click the link above you can get the full-sized version which is twice the size of this copy.

A Mighty Big Paddle

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This post today is just an image spanking dump, nothing super major. Basically I am playing around with image enhancers to remove the blur from old images. Here are both versions of this paddling pic. First the original and then secondly the edited version with the blur removed.

Broken Paddle

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Today is the last day of the 30 day stretch where I started putting eBooks up on Amazon. As planned, I will share the numbers with you tomorrow. At the moment I have earned roughly $168 in royalties during the first 30 days, hopefully it will reach $170 by the end of the day. My reason for mentioning this is simple, and that is to explain my marketing strategy.

Initially, my thought had been that after a few months my books would start showing up as recommendations on Kindle. That was foolhardy, I don’t think that my books will ever show up as a recommendation.

At the moment I have 4 eBooks, but the most popular spanking eBook publisher has roughly 1,100 eBooks. So for every book that I have, they have between 250 – 280 books to match that one book. The chances of my book getting recommended are slim to none, The Library of Spanking Fiction has been doing this for years and they have amassed over a thousand spanking eBooks.

Therefore I created a NEW SPANKING BLOG so that I can market my own eBooks. And for you guys, you will have a new blog to subscribe to where you will get a new picture every day. At the moment I have just finished making a post for each of my four books, with the last post happening today. Starting tomorrow, there will be a daily spanking pic from my archive.

All pics that I am sharing on the new blog would be unlikely to feature on my main blog here, but they are still spanking pics, and everyone loves a good spanking pic. So go ahead and bookmark my new blog for daily pics.

Obviously on the side of that blog I am adding my eBooks, therefore I can market my own work. It is pretty much the only way that I can make my books visible on the market. The fact that I earned almost $170 in the first month tells me this is a winning formula.

Normally I pay $150 every year for this website, so that bill in now paid in advance.

Now it’s time to enjoy a good paddling pic. This one was actually sent into me by a blog reader so I thank them for their contribution.

The Waiting Room

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My eBook has been submitted, and now the wait is on to see whether it gets approved or not. I’m thinking that I might get flagged on the cover, though I have seen way worse on Amazon. My book also doesn’t have an 18+ rating, so I might be forced to change that as well. But I should know in the next day or two if I have been approved, and then from there is take a few days for the book to show up everywhere.

It will probably be available for sale straight away ($2.99), but it might take a couple of days to get added to Kindle Unlimited. I’m actually making this post on Thursday night, so by Friday, who knows, maybe I will wake up to some good news. Below is the book cover that I created as a thumbnail. I don’t want to post the full size because it will take away today’s spanking image.

Obviously this is book week for me so you will have to give me some grace, I’m excited to have a book out and I worked my nuts off to put it together.

There was one teething problem that I had. In order to get a, eBook on Kindle you have to have it formatted correctly. So I did mine, then uploaded it, and I got a message saying that there is no ‘Table of contents’. Well it was there, but for some reason Kindle didn’t pick it up. I submitted my manuscript 7 times and the fucker still wouldn’t work.

It took me hours, but I finally worked out a workaround, using MS Word of all things. At least for my future books I know what I need to do now.

Right, time for a paddling picture.  Notice how this lass has her hands on her knees? I wonder if she has adopted that position before.

Book ‘Em, Danno

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When I thought about posting today, I was going to say that I didn’t want to, ‘Bang on’, about my upcoming book. The truth is, I would have been gaslighting, I think I do want to talk about it.

As I have mentioned before, all four stories in the book have been shared on my blog previously. The short stories, ‘Lodger’s Regret‘ and ‘The Fly on the Wall‘ remain virtually unchanged, save for editing and a title change for each.

The other two stories, though, will be very different. The short story that I wrote, ‘Her Best Friend’s Dad‘, is now 5 chapters long. Albeit, the original story that I posted on this blog, that alone accounts for the first 3 chapters. I was able to write two new chapters to the story though. That story is now about 10,000 words strong

The final story, which I am currently finishing, is the ‘Three Girls‘ story. Like the story above, the first three chapters were already shared on my blog, but I am close to finishing chapter 4, and chapter 5 will be started soon. Also like the story above, this story will end up being around 10,000 words long. I will probably change the title to ‘Three Spanked Girls’.

There is still a lot of work to do. Once I have finished writing, I will need to go through the entire book for punctuation, and grammatical errors, of which there are many, but the finishing line is in sight.

Throughout the process of writing this, I have learned so much about writing, itself. In fact I have probably learned more this week, than all of the years I spent in school.

If I was to have a guess, I think that my manuscript will be finished by tomorrow. After that I will need to set up my Amazon publishing store. and then wait a few days for the book to be approved. So we are likely looking at next week as a release date.

Being honest, the target audience for this book isn’t really the readers of this blog. You guys have probably read two thirds of the book already, for free, lol. If I had any hope though, it would be for those of you with Kindle unlimited, to download the book for free, and read the chapters you have not read, up until now. Don’t worry, I will tell you guys where the newly written content is, when the book gets published. Below is the book cover that I have created, but bear in mind that this is a work in progress.

Okay, so most of you want pictures, not some old fart banging on about a book that you have no interest in reading .:)

My offering today, is one of those pictures I have had for the longest time. If I don’t post it today, when the post content is mostly about my book, then I will never get around to posting it.

The image is a M/MF picture, something that I can count on one hand that I have posted on the blog previously, I think I may have posted one M/M pick in the last 18 years. However, if you like M/F paddling pictures, then you will at least get 50% out of the picture.

Windsor Sunday Candid’s – 168

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Last night I was able to send I was able to send 15 pictures to a friend in Japan who I exchange pictures with every now and then. A couple of months ago he had sent me this cracking paddling picture (today’s offering) and I didn’t want to post it until I was able to send something to him.

Today’s picture I don’t think I would have ever found, so all credit goes to the gentleman in Japan. I would like to use his name but I don’t know if I have permission to do so. In return I was able to send him an image that it is quite likely nobody in the spanking world has ever seen.

Many years ago, in fact so long I can’t even remember what social media site it was from, a new image was added with the caption “Mom getting a paddling”. It was a vintage picture of her mom as a younger woman. So I took a snapshot on my phone so that I could refer to it that night, that is where I could download it properly. Well lo and behold, the picture was removed from the Internet no sooner than it had gone up.

My guess is that mom had a “Take that shit down” moment, lol. Now unfortunately my screenshot had writing on the screen, you know, like when you hover over an image and the details show, but I had only taken a snapshot for later reference. Anyway, my copy of the image, likely the only one to exist, has an obstructed view, but you do get a good look at the paddle hovering over the jean clad butt. The only effect that the writing has is that it is over the face of the young woman getting paddled, so we don’t get a clear shot of her face.

Anyway, that’s a long way of saying that I wanted to make sure I paid my friend back with something special for this stunning image that I am sharing today. Without him we wouldn’t be able to enjoy such a cracking image!!

A Double Paddling

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I’m a bit mad at myself over this paddling photo. For some reason, when I edited it, I cut out the names of the participants and the location of the image. What struck me was that both girls shared the same name. I forget what it was, but I am pretty certain that it was Tammy.

I’m posting this for my friend in Japan who I correspond with. I really need to respond to their last email soon because they sent me an awesome paddling image from the 70s.

A quick update status on my upcoming book.

Yesterday I spent my free time learning about formatting the book, and I picked it up surprisingly well. Of course the proof will be in the pudding when I submit it for upload and they respond with “Get Dafuq outta here with that shit” 🙂

I make no bones about it, the first four stories that I am adding to the initial eBook have all been published on this site for free already. So while I will advertise it, my main hope will be that the people who have read the stories already, will at least download it for free on Kindle Unlimited.

Two of the four stories that I chose are LODGER’S REGRET, which I have renamed to ‘A Lodger’s Regret’. Plus THE FLY ON THE WALL which I have renamed to ‘The Girl Next Door’. The latter story I had to include as it is one of the most popular on my site. Each of those two stories have been edited and expanded, but not by drastic amounts.

The other two stories are as follows. HER BEST FRIEND’S DAD and THREE GIRLS.

Right now I am currently writing chapter 4 of ‘Her best friend’s Dad’, so at the very least there will be something new in the story. The first three chapters were posted on my blog before as one complete story, coming in at over 6,000 words. In chapter 4 her best friend’s dad is going to be spanking his own daughter, her best friend. I’m hoping to churn out about 3,000 words in this part of the story.

As for ‘Three Girls’, I will almost certainly change the title, but I will at least be writing a new chapter to that story as well, if not two chapters. I’m currently writing the story above so I haven’t got to this one yet.

If all goes well I hope to be finished with the writing by Sunday, and then on Monday I will try and submit it. Assuming there are no holds ups, it should take about 3 days before it gets approval.

1951 Full Swing

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Last night I received an email from a guy who I correspond with in Japan. He had sent me an awesome paddling image from the 1970s that I had not seen before, along with a few other images that were new to me. It is a stunning image which I will share in the near future.

So I’m in the process of sending him a few goodies in return, but it will take me a couple of days. With that in mind I figured why not update the blog with a paddling pic as an advance thanks to him for the images. While I am not 100% sure because of how I labelled the image, I believe this is from the University of Kentucky in 1951. It could be Kansas though, lol.

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