Hetero Spank Monster!!!

(If you are not a reader then skip the written part of this post and scroll down to the bottom of this article for a bunch of spanking pics)

 

Believe it or not, the title of this post was what I was referred to as on a vanilla website just recently, but we will get to that in a minute. Today’s post is going to be about links in general and it will include some fun stories as well. Now BE WARNED before we start, there is one link that I will be sharing from a guy who dissed me, and now I get MY opportunity to respond to him and it WILL contain a certain amount of BAD LANGUAGE, so if cursing offends you then you should stop reading right now!! Also, I will finish this post with a collection of pictures from the stage show “A Bad Year For Tomatoes” which includes an OTK spanking scene.

Now then, just last week I was checking my Stats, being the little stat whore that I am, and I noticed that this blog received a bundle of hits from a website called http://www.sensibleerection.com. Generally all my hits come from fellow spanking blog hosts so I was very intrigued to find out where this hit came from and more importantly, why.

Now then, in order to view the said entry I actually had to join the site in order to find it. Even though the link is now archived I am hoping that by linking it directly you will all get to see this hysterical web piece. http://www.sensibleerection.com/entry.php/71585

Yes, you are correct, if you clicked the link before reading this part, for whatever reason my blog was linked to a story of an older man fucking the neighbor’s son!!! Everything else that is linked has some gay connotation, except for my blog. Yet there I am, referred to as “Hetro (sic) Spank Monster”.

So what lesson did I learn from this? I believe it is that some factions of the gay community see me as some type of fantasy spanker. Is it the Wolverine sideburns? Could it be the tattoos? Maybe it is the bald head!! Whatever it is, I think I can safely ascertain that the gay community has labeled me a bear!! And not just any bear, but a bear that spanks!! Though if I look at the Urban dictionary, the term Hetro when used by a gay person towards a straight person, it could be considered a put down. So I don’t know where I stand, all I know is that I was linked to a story about one man’s exploits with the toy boy next door.

Here is the second outside link from a vanilla site, and this is the one where some swearing will be introduced. The link was from a website called the San Antonio Weekly known as the Alamode!!

Back in April I used my 4 megapixel camera at the Alamo to shoot some footage for the readers of my blog. Being that I have visitors from over 160 countries I thought it would be neat to show everyone a little bit of American history so that they could research it if they wanted, or just simply to let you all see where I had been. Now I admit that the quality of the video was extremely poor, and Dustin Coleman from the Alamode was quick to point out to his readers what a shitty video I had made and that tourism in San Antonio had gone down 25% since I posted the video.

Alright, I enjoy a good laugh and that comment was pretty funny, I have to admit. What isn’t funny though is that while Dustin puts me down, he makes himself look a right fucking twat when he titles his piece “Who needs fancy video equipment? Not this Aussie” http://www.210sa.com/content/view/4151/

What a complete and utter moron!! Busy putting someone down but in the same breath letting everyone know what an ignorant prick he is. I think the guy has watched too many Outback Steakhouse commercials. Please go and show Dustin your love. Oh, and by the way Dustin, we were in San Antonio to attend a spanking fetish party. Maybe you would like to post this picture as well taken at Ripley’s right opposite the Alamo of me spanking the lovely Amber Grey!! Australian!! What a dipstick!!

To finish today’s post I am going to share with you a synopsis of the stage play “Bad year for tomatoes” and of course show you a handful of spanking pics from various productions of the spanking scene that takes place that I have collected during my cyberspace travels.

Until next time, your ever loving Australian wannabee,

Richard Windsor.

6 thoughts on “Hetero Spank Monster!!!

  1. Silly Aussie…all tourists use professional lighting and video cameras now! You do not sound like Crocodile Dundee! LOL…

    Sarah

  2. Crikey! 😛

    You should be flattered that someone gives you enough credence to mention you, you hetero stud you!

    (psst – it’s the missing teeth, not the sideburns)

    g.

  3. Sooo…..are you trying to tell me this episode WASN’T modeled after you???? I’m so confused.

    http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/151048/

    And for the record, I usually bring an entire film crew along with me on vacation for any pictures or videos of things like the alamo. It’s just rude not to.

    *sigh* Amateurs

    Well have a bonzer day, anyway and err….throw another shrimp on the barbie!

    (D bartends at Outback, so I know all the cool slang!)

  4. /me looks amused.

    When I visited Canada years ago, some thought I was British and some Australian too. Being not a native English speaker but German I considered this a compliment, but I see that in your case it’s not ;).

    Cheers
    Chross

  5. G’day, blue,

    “Hetero Spank Monster” That sounds like quite an impressive title to me and HSM would be a nice looking set of initials to have embossed on an brief case.

    OK Wobbly boards and didgeridoos at the ready, put ya best Rolf Harris beard on and sing along –

    Tie me dangly bits down sport
    Tie me danglybits down
    spank a wallaby………….

    Prefectdt

    PS, To the charge of racial stereo typing of Australian citizens the defendant pleads guilty,

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