Time For A Caption

It is a mental day in the Windsor household today,  my landlady is coming over to my apartment tomorrow while I am at work. You wouldn’t believe how much spanking stuff I have lying around,  there are brushes and paddles and canes and DVD’s and magazines. Almost everywhere I turn there is something spanking related,  so today I am spending the time gathering everything up and trying to cram it all into a suitcase that I can lock,  it is scary stuff. Talking about scary stuff,  here is a pic from 1981 of a certain hoodlum 🙂

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So while I am busy today I thought why not put up a picture that the readers can leave a caption on. Once everyone has commented I will make a follow up post with all of the comments included. Just click the box below to leave a comment.

 

What do you think this young lady is saying to herself?

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9 thoughts on “Time For A Caption

  1. 10 – Nice but to small, I think I’ll grab the ones still hanging on the wall.
    9 – Mr. Bunny couldn’t keep himself from staring back and forth between the girl’s backside and the paddle.
    8 – To Heck with Katy Perry, I’ve got a better plan for halftime.
    7 – She likes the inscription he had printed on the paddle, “Behind every great woman is a…well a great behind”
    6 – This will really heat me up nicely. Now if I could only find an ice bucket I’ll be good to go.
    5 – I should buy this for my boyfriend he broke the one we had on my…wait a moment what am I thinking???
    4 – Grandma just told me it was 1959 the last time she got spanked with one of these…of course its only 2230 now so that’s not to bad, two and a half hours ago.
    3 – I remember it well, it was 1981 he was my hoodlum boyfriend but he turned out to be nothing but a dick.
    2 – I won this! And to think I’ve never won anything before in my life and I win this bread board. Not only that but some guy named Richard Windsor is coming to my house to give me a demonstration on its proper use…geez like I don’t know how to use a bread board.
    1 – When I break my curfew I get to stay out really, really late and I get paddled with this…it’s a real win – win situation.

  2. This is the smallest breadboard I have ever seen!

    Wait until Dad sees what I did with his big Delta Kappa Gamma Paddle he had on the wall in his office. This will save him so much room.

    “My Alpha Gama Beta Sorority Pledge Paddle has something written on the back of it.”
    “To my Dear Katie, I saw the credit card bill yesterday and I plan on using this little piece of wood where it will do the most good as soon as I get home this evening.”
    “Oh that is so sweet. I bet my husband is inviting some of my sorority sisters over this evening to surprise me on our 6 month anniversary!”

    I wonder if anybody has really been spanked with this paddle. Noooo….not a chance! That would be barbaric. Wait a minute…Why am I feeling excited? This is crazy! That paddle would sting like fire. This is ridiculous. I have never been spanked. I wonder if my boyfriend Jimmy would be willing to give me a few swats with this paddle. No…I can’t ask him to do that! Maybe I will just buy this now and leave it on the coffee table. If I become a big enough pest, Jimmy MIGHT feel the need do something about my behavior. What am I thinking? This is crazy or is it?

    Magic paddle on the wall, who is the naughtiest bottom of them all?
    You are Betty Lou!
    Oh thank you magic paddle!

    A paddle is a terrible thing to waste!

  3. Ha! If they think they can blister my butt with this paddle they have not seen me without my panty girdle!

  4. Hello Richard,
    I believe the young lady is saying…
    “I think I will be seeing a lot of you in the near future”
    Best Wishes
    Mark

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