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F/M Friday 65

Dude doesn’t post for weeks and now he is posting daily? LOL.

This past week I have been looking at an AI story generator. Now for my scripts for my Youtube channel I generally put into an AI for the purposes of editing it. What normally happens is I put a three page script in to be edited, and the AI spanks out a version that is about half the length of what I wrote. This is vital for my videos because I need to put a lot of narration into relatively short videos. The AI output is actually my writing, the AI just condenses it into a shorter form.

Obviously these AI sites are not very friendly when it comes to spanking material, but with a lot of effort and manipulation from what I can tell, you can get a half decent spanking story out of it. Well lo and behold I found a story generator this week that is void of the normal censors these type of sites generally put on, and they can be quite strict sensors at that. The site I found though doesn’t seem to have any, at least not in the terms of a spanking story.

My days of actually writing stories seem to be behind me, or at least at present I don’t have the motivation to do so. The only encouragement the blog seems to give are comments such as “Good story, now write me another one” ๐Ÿ™‚

So tomorrow I am going to give it a shot. I will put instructions into the story generator and then whatever it turns out I will share with you all. It won’t be a proper story like I normally write, but it should be fun to see. I will share the links where the idea for this concept came from tomorrow.

F/M Friday 64

There was a small change that happened in last year that I had barely noticed. For the longest time the F/M COLLECTION page on this site was the most viewed page (outside of stories). It is still a close second however my PLAYFUL SPANKINGS folder has now taken over as the most viewed page on the site.

Obviously a big part of that is because I rarely add any pics to the F/M page, in fact this is my first F/M Friday post since October. For those who don’t know the difference, what you are reading is a post, the pages are permanent places on this website where I build my collections.

Anyway, for those of you who enjoy these types of pics, even those of you who pretend you don’t ๐Ÿ™‚ Here is episode number 64 which is taking place on the beach. Top marks to the photographer who captures the arm in full swing!

Top Ten Of 2023

If I’m being really honest I hadn’t planned on creating the list this year. Then I figured that I have done it every year for so long now that it would be a shame if I didn’t keep the tradition going, just so that you guys can see what the most viewed posts were on this website last year.

Before moving on, if you want to support me, simply watch one of my videos on my vanilla YOUTUBE CHANNEL. If everyone who views this post watched a short video of mine then I would have a good week myself. In fact here you go, here is a very short video, less than 4 minutes long. It is a story that I narrate about a Korean Independence fighter who was buried just up the road to where I live for 100 years. Earlier this year his remains were flown back to South Korea where he was repatriated with honor. His story was immortalized in the Korean drama “Mr. Sunshine” if anyone watched it on Netflix.

Thanks in advance to anyone who is kind enough to watch the video by clicking the red button in the center of the video.

Right, time for the top ten spanking posts of 2023. The rules are simple, I only look at the number of views from posts that were made after January the 1st, 2023 onwards. There’s no cheating, no bumping up of my favorite posts, no alternate slate of electors, no tinfoil hat conspiracy theories, no space lasers, nothing like that. This is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, whether I like it or not, lol.


It wasn’t my personal favorite post by any stretch of the imagination, however, it was the most viewed post on this website in 2023 by a country mile. I don’t remember the exact number, but it had something like 4 times the amount of views that number 2 on this list had.

Now don’t get me wrong, I grew up in England so to see old Babs from the Carry On films getting spanked by Terry Scott from “Terry and June” was certainly a delight, especially as it appears that she had very little on under her tunic. Click here for more…

Number 2: Windsor Sunday Candidโ€™s โ€“ 138

Without a doubt a very worthy contender for picture of the year, and I will say that even if I compiled the list myself, this image would have had a decent chance of making the top ten regardless.

A visit to the barracks proved to be a rather hot affair for this young lass. Read more…

Number 3: Birthday Bonanza 1 โ€“ Birthday Spankings

Back in May I made 20 posts back to back, each featuring three spanking photos in honor of my 60th birthday. Let’s be honest, if any of those posts were likely to crack the top ten of the year then it was likely to be the very first one.

Thankfully it came in third on the year for most viewed posts, and this particular entry has three awesome spanking photos that I brought to the community. It even features an actual tennis coach giving a birthday spanking to one of her students. Make sure you click the link here and check the photos out, they really are some of the best that I have posted this year. Read more…

Number 4: Roger The Sixth โ€“ An Outstanding Spanking Image

Now if I had my way, this image would have been hands down my favorite spanking image of the year. Until I discovered this image it was previously unknown to the spanking world. I mean we knew there was a spanking in the play, an English guy wrote about it on the SpankStatement site back in like 2009 or something, it’s just that nobody had ever seen an image of the spanking.

Earlier in the year I paid for a subscription to the British newspaper archive and BANG, I came up with this delightful image!! There were many others that I discovered and I alerted the community to the website for them to search as well. I’m nowhere near finished posting all of my finds, I still have some awesome spanking images that I believe haven’t been seen before.

But that all pales in comparison, in all my years of running a website, this image is up there as one of the top five spanking images that I have discovered. It is right up there with the Elvis spanking a smiling Jenny Maxwell image that I purchased to share with the community, and the rare Natalie Wood spanking image that, until I paid for it, the community only had a piss poor version to see.

Be sure to click this link to see this wonderful spanking image. Read more…

Number 5: Windsor Sunday Candidโ€™s โ€“ 145

For shame, for shame!! One of the rarest of events occurred on this blog earlier this year, I actually pilfered the work of someone else!! Yes, it’s true, I took one of the spanking images from SPKCOMICS to share with you all on my blog.

Of course I went overboard in praising their effort and providing them with the credit that they deserve by linking back to their work! Now if only I got so much as a single link back to the 100’s of images that get sucked up by the globload from my site and repackaged elsewhere ๐Ÿ™‚

It’s all about personal ethics though, and I was happy to share the love with the original source of the find.

The image is a lobby card from the movie “The girl who couldn’t quite”. From my time on the British site I do have other images from the play version of this movie, some that I believe are new to the community. Look out for them in 2024. Read more…

Number 6: Windsor Sunday Candidโ€™s โ€“ 146

Exactly a week after I posted number 5 on this list, the Sunday Candid that I posted the following week also made the top ten posts of the year.

Now I don’t know how British people feel about this image, whether it is just me or if it is just the age that I am and what this means to me. When I was a very young man I lived in a bedsit, and my girlfriend at the time lived in a girls home for troubled youths. Not exactly what is pictured here in this image and article (other than the bedsit part) but for some reason this picture reaches me on an emotional level. There is something decidedly British that speaks to me here, a part of my former life.

It isn’t a perfect image by any means, but the story means the world to me. Read more…

Number 7: F/M Friday 59

I’ve mentioned it many times in the past, the F/M Collection page on this website is the most viewed page every single year. Don’t ask me why, it’s not like I post any F/M content other than the odd F/M Friday post, but people flock to the page. Maybe it’s because nobody else posts this type of material?

My other work is often purloined which in turn dilutes the need to see them on my site. Not so with the F/M material though. I mean every now and then you can find the odd one added to someone’s site, but in general they aren’t touched much. That’s one theory that I have anyway. Obviously I haven’t posted many of them this year, but one of them still found its way into the top ten of 2023. Quite likely because it fulfills the fantasy of getting an OTK spanking from the teacher quite nicely. That’s Texas for you. Read more…

Number 8: Windsor Wednesday Classic โ€“ 265

This is one of my personal favorite photos of the year, and it isn’t even that good of an image! With that said though, I think that because it isn’t a very good image that is what makes it a real classic.

Now I’m not one to embellish what I am seeing, however, in this this instance I truly believe that we are seeing a genuine spanking.

Of course I could be wrong, but if they are playing for the camera then they are doing a mighty fine job. This spanking image prompted a lot of discussion in the comment section, with each of us exploring the nuances of the spanking. Read more…

Number 9: The Scantest Of Protection

Every year there is always a post that makes me ask “How did that make the top ten”?

Number 9 on this list fits that bill perfectly. I mean it is just a generic spanking pic from an old magazine, and unless you are a lover of silky panties and fishnet stockings then it isn’t really that remarkable a picture. However, like I said, I’m honest about this list, and as this is the 9th most viewed post on my site it 2023 then it will have its place on the list reserved. Read more…

Number 10: Birthday Bonanza 9 โ€“ More Birthday Spankings

The final entry on the list of most viewed posts of 2023 takes us back to my 60th birthday spanking bonanza, and ironically this set was also specifically birthday spankings as number 3 on this list was as well.

Again, all three images are unique and feature genuine birthday spankings. The first of the images had been shared elsewhere before, but it was misrepresented as being something that it actually wasn’t. So I was happy to share the full context of the spanking which included the image above the spanking image where the girl was blowing out her birthday candles. Be sure to click this link to see all images. Read more…

So there we have it slapnuts!! One more year is down and we move on to year 18 of this humble little spanking blog. I mean if you followed along this year you will know that I have questioned whether or not I wanted to keep doing this, but then I did some self reflection and convinced myself that I could keep doing it, and if I felt the need to take a month off every now and then I could do that as well.

There are still mountains of images that I need to share with you all before my number is called, though I do expect to at least live another decade or so. Even though my entire family died relatively young, I’m the only member of the family that didn’t eat meat. So being meat free for 37 years now has probably been good for the heart, and as all of my male family members died of a heart attack that has to be a good thing, right? ๐Ÿ™‚

I hope that you enjoyed the top ten list this year. Do you have a personal favorite image from the previous year? Maybe it didn’t even make the top ten list?

A happy New Year to you all and may 2024 be a fruitful and peaceful one for you all.

F/M Friday 63

If you come to this site on a Friday solely for the weekly F/M pic, you will have to pardon me and indulge me for a second, but damn if I wouldn’t want to grab that paddle from her hand and give her six of the best on the spot myself, lol. It’s almost as if she is reading the viewers minds ๐Ÿ™‚

This will be added to my F/M COLLECTION page, which always surprises me that it is the most viewed page on this website (other than the homepage).


F/M Friday 62

As you can see I am trying to get back into the swing of things. I even looked for some new pics last night, that was the first time in months that I started looking for new material. This was the old fashioned way as well, going through books page by page. There was only one birthday spanking pic that I found, but it was better than nothing.

Anyway, it looks like band practice has upped it a level, it appears someone wasn’t playing the drum correctly.

F/M Friday 61

Imagine there’s no spanking!!

This image was one that I posted way back in 2009, but the copy that I originally posted was dreadfully poor. Thankfully it was recently uploaded to Ebay and as you can see here, it is a crystal clear image.

I have no idea who is paddling John Lennon here, nor do I care much. Click on the image itself for the full sized pic and I will add this to my F/M COLLECTION folder.

Birthday Bonanza 11 – Beach Spankings

Today is day number 11 out of 20 of the birthday bonanza posts that I promised you. Today we are featuring three beach spankings. As it is Friday the first of these images is an F/M spanking one as that is what you would normally get on a Friday, but next Friday there won’t be any F/M ones on day 18 of the series.


Birthday Bonanza 4 – F/M OTK

Question 1: Can you tell me more about the tennis coach spankings? I havenโ€™t heard about that one, happy bday!

Answer: I have read countless stories where the Female spanker is referred to as a tennis coach, former tennis coach or a tennis player. The emphasis of course is to embellish the strength of their arm.

Question 2: Rich: Happy belated birthday. I’m a big fan of spanking stories and videos when a younger male spanks an older female m/F. Could you direct me where I can find these type of stories ? Thanks

Answer: Hi, unfortunately, and this is just a personal preference, I don’t even read stories with that dynamic! The only place I know where you are likely to find multiple stories with that dynamic is the SPANKING LIBRARY. There may be blogs out there that feature that, but unfortunate as I said above, I don’t read stories like that so I have never searched for them.

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Day number 4 of the birthday bonanza spanking pics, and today, being Friday, I will share with you the usual F/M Friday post, only this week it is three pictures instead of one.

F/M Friday 60

“No running in the halls” screamed the hall monitor as she swung her paddle at a passing butt, albeit with a huge playful smile on her face.

Less than a handful of days left now in my 50s, on Tuesday I turn the big 6-0. All 20 birthday posts have already been made and scheduled to run until June the 11th, including a set of three F/M OTK pics next Friday for those of you who come here specifically for the weekly F/M COLLECTION series.

I haven’t made a post for Monday yet, but I will certainly get one up the day before the birthday series begins to say goodbye to the 50s.