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Rock Paper Scissors

Over on Youtube I have been binging on these Asian videos where they play Rock, Paper, Scissors and the loser gets a whack. Now, we are talking canes, switches, belts, paddles, you name it, they have an array of implements that they use. Some variation of a cane or a switch are the most commonly used items.

To be honest I can’t quite work out the language, and I am normally good with Asian languages. I’m thinking this is Thai, but it could be Chinese as well. Keep in mind that the loser gets whacked so you are likely to see either M/F, F/M or F/F.

There is a LOT of jumping up and down and hopping from one foot to the other if that is your thing 🙂 And let me give you a little tip as well, instead of just clicking the play button, look for the link that says “Watch on Youtube” and click on that instead. There are literally dozens and dozens of these videos on Youtube so if you watch it on there you will see similar recommended videos in the sidebar as well.

Let me know if you recognize the language, I would love to know if it is indeed Thai.

*Edit: I ran the channel name through Google and it detected Chinese, so I am likely wrong on the language.

Valentine’s Day Spanking

Every year I select one or two spanking producers and I subsequently use my blog to promote their work. As tomorrow is Valentine’s Day then what better way to share the love once more.

Today I bring you an image that sparked a real interest in me last week. Before I talk about the image though, which I will do underneath the picture, let me tell you about a Valentine’s Day special that is happening on Clips4sale. They are having a 14% off deal for orders $30 and over. What that means for you is that you can select 3 videos for around the $30 mark and get it for $25.80. So basically you can get thirty to forty minutes of spanking action for 25 notes, which is about the same that you would pay for a spanking DVD, and in this instance you can choose the 3 scenes that make up your spanking video.

The image below is from a video entitled “Felicity Spanked for borrowing the car” from Miss Iceni’s store. Here are the relevant links for the two people involved in this video.

Direct link to the video in question: Felicity Spanked for Borrowing the Car

Miss Iceni’s Clips4sale store: Discipline Begins at Home

Miss Iceni’s website: Miss Iceni Website

Matilda Caesar’s website: A Little Discipline

Miss Iceni’s Twitter: Miss Iceni Twitter

And now for the image, and my thoughts about the image are underneath it. Be sure to click on the image itself for the full sized version, it is huge.

Now then, why did this particular image make me go “Oh yeah”!

Chances are you all know this already, but if you don’t then let me quickly tell you about myself. I was born in Swindon, England and I lived there until I was 24 years old. In 1987 I moved to the USA and I have been here for the last 36 years. If you have listened to any of my audio interviews with my fellow spankos, or you have watched any of my spanking videos, or, perhaps you have watched one my VANILLA YOUTUBE VIDEOS, hint, hint, lol, then you will know that my English accent is as strong today as it was the day I was born.

Despite having spent almost all of my adult life in America, I am always drawn to England. It’s where I grew up after all and it shaped me as to who I am today. Even to this day I still pay $175 each year for an annual season ticket to watch every Swindon Town match on my computer. That aside though, my early spanking life was also formed in England.

I’m a little unusual in that I’m not someone who gets anything out of what many people with a fetish for traditional English spanking get from it. I’m not one for the cane, I shudder at the sight of bottle green or navy blue school knickers (ghastly looking things), lol, and I have never been one for severity. Different strokes for different folks, but I am very particular about what I like.

It’s hard to pinpoint a single thing in the image that is the trigger point for me, in fact it could simply be that my initial spanking experiences in England are reflected in this image. I mean even the clock gives me the fuzzies.

What I think triggers me with this image is that it harkens back to the first time I ever saw someone getting spanked. You know the curious “Oh, whatever is going on behind this closed door”. Knowing full well of course that someone was getting spanked. Now I only saw three swats land before I was spotted and yelled at, but the scene didn’t look all that much different from what we are seeing here. A lass over a maternal lap with her skirt pulled up, getting spanked on the seat of her knickers. The only difference is that I was stood at the end where Matilda’s head would be with the upturned bottom furthest away from me.

Now let’s address the bloody obvious here, Matilda is wearing nylon knickers, and anyone worth their salt knows that is the biggest trigger point for me when it comes to spanking. Again, the first girl I ever spanked was wearing nylon knickers and it gets me going every single time. 1979 – The First Spanking

For the most part I think that the image I can create in my mind is similar to what the 15 second preview clip of this video shows. The basics of spanking, an over the knee spanking with the hand. Nothing over the top, just a nice sound spanking and a rosy red bottom. Keep in mind that I have seen a few of Miss Iceni’s F/F preview clips and she says the one thing that always puts a smile on my face being that I am British, she tells them that they are going to get a “smacked bottom”. It is something from my past, something that you don’t hear very much at all in America. “You’re going to get a jolly good smacked bottom”.

Man alive, and with the accent and pronunciation as well, it is awesome to hear. I would imagine that Miss Iceni would be perfect for reading a spanking story. However, having recorded spanking stories myself for people to listen to, they take an ice age to put together so I wouldn’t hold your breath.

There is one element that is really hard to put into words because I am making it up in my mind, but a big part of what I like about the image is the look of indignity on Matilda’s face. The whole scene screams the following conversation:

“As long as you live under my roof you will abide by my rules”

“Okay, okay already, I get it” coming from the girl who clearly thinks she is too old to have her bottom smacked.

Like I said I’m very particular with what triggers me. Miss Iceni also has another clip called “Spanked and slippered at the hotel for oversleeping” and that clip also gives me the right vibe. For that clip I saw a longer preview on a different site and I already know that one is going in my cart, and it looks like I will be treating myself a lot this Valentine’s.

I’ll probably end up getting the clip that is seen in the image as well. The only issue in taking a chance is that you aren’t always sure what you are getting, kind of like when you took a chance and bought a VHS spanking tape 😉 Because I have always enjoyed a spanking over clothing more than I do the bare bottom, there is always this fear that it will be ten spanks on the panties and then naked from the waist down for the rest of the video. I’m pretty sure it isn’t, but you never know for sure, lol.

Now what is it about the picture that reminds me of England? The small room to start with. The low down couch, the spanker wearing a dress, the spankee wearing a skirt, and of course a pair of nylon knickers underneath, we can’t forget that now, can we?

Mostly though, and I don’t want anyone to take what I am saying the wrong way because there is room for all of us in the spanking world, but my preference has always been for a hand spanking over clothing. I’m not one for naked spread-eagle spankings, the quarter past nine pose I call it, and I’m definitely not one for severity, even though I know that those videos sell. I’m about that old British style that we grew up with, you’ve been naughty and now you are going to get a smacked bottom.

Is the image itself a definition of a British spanking? Probably not, but it is all in the eyes of the beholder. What I see in this spanking image is how spanking was defined in my eyes when I first developed an interest in it, way back to the time when I grew up in England. Both the first spanking that I saw in person and the first spanking that I gave both mirror this spanking image, over the knee with the skirt raised and getting a spanking on her knickers. Then you throw in the important factor that both participants are indeed British and it just wraps everything up in one tidy little ball for me. It has this whole 1970s/1980s feel to it, which is hard to put into words, but it definitely gives me that old time feeling of the way things used to be.

The pairing of Miss Iceni and Matilda Caesar is definitely something that I can get my head around as well, and while I probably wouldn’t be interested in every spanking clip, the ones that I would be interested in are likely to have a great deal of importance to me. Miss Iceni has shared several short clips on Twitter where Matilda is getting spanked in various public locations, and the chemistry between the two is really good. I mean how can it not be, all I have to hear is the words “You’re getting a smacked bottom” and I’m already all over it like white on rice. Plus the demeanor of Miss Iceni plays an important role. Again, this is just a personal preference, but there is no yelling or screaming, rather a calm authoritative tone. Audio stimulation is really important to me.

The audio and chemistry of a spanking scene is so important. Part of the reason that I like the scenes done by Tony Elka and Eve Howard, and by Keith Jones and Samantha Woodley, is the tone that is set and the interactions between the two participants. It may surprise you but I have many ‘pre spanking’ audio clip files that I have saved, I love the buildup and the interaction. Now unfortunately I haven’t seen so much of Matilda’s interactions, most of what I have seen of her is her bottom getting smacked, lol, but the interactions that I have seen tell me right away that I would really enjoy videos that she is in. She has this demeanor that I consider to be ‘Playfully naughty’, and she has this adorable “Am I going to get a spanking” look on her face when she thinks that she is in trouble.

Maybe I will do a review of the video clips sometime in the near future? I wouldn’t have to go crazy, but I have a feeling that the clip would hold some great importance to me of the life that I once lived back in England. The power of the mind is very strong, a few key words and an over the knee hand spanking (preferably with a good portion of the spanking given over the knickers) is all I need in life. It is like I am able to connect with that on a deep emotional level.

Everything plays a part in a spanking video, the setting, the outfits, the demeanor of the two characters involved, a top who uses their words rather than their decibel level, a bottom that is playful but can switch to mildly scared very quickly, and a spanking that resembles a domestic scene from England in the 1970s. Those are the things that I personally like, and if a spanking video can display many of those traits into one scene then there is quite a high chance that I will love it.

Windsor Wednesday Classic – 271

There is one standard of posting spanking pics that I try to adhere to and maintain, and that is to give you the entire image. There are exceptions but almost all pics are posted complete for you to enjoy the exterior as well.

For the image today I have had to break it into two parts. If I posted the entire image then you may not see the spanking as clearly as I would like. So for this image I have cropped out the spanking segment, however, I have also included the full image beneath it for those of you who, like me, enjoy seeing the entire image. For the full sized image just click on the image itself so that you can download for your enjoyment.

This obviously dates back to the twenties, but what is unique about this image is that the skirt has been raised. Not something that you find a preponderance of in the 1920s mainstream spanking images.

This will be added to my PLAYFUL SPANKINGS folder.

Top Ten Of 2023

If I’m being really honest I hadn’t planned on creating the list this year. Then I figured that I have done it every year for so long now that it would be a shame if I didn’t keep the tradition going, just so that you guys can see what the most viewed posts were on this website last year.

Before moving on, if you want to support me, simply watch one of my videos on my vanilla YOUTUBE CHANNEL. If everyone who views this post watched a short video of mine then I would have a good week myself. In fact here you go, here is a very short video, less than 4 minutes long. It is a story that I narrate about a Korean Independence fighter who was buried just up the road to where I live for 100 years. Earlier this year his remains were flown back to South Korea where he was repatriated with honor. His story was immortalized in the Korean drama “Mr. Sunshine” if anyone watched it on Netflix.

Thanks in advance to anyone who is kind enough to watch the video by clicking the red button in the center of the video.

Right, time for the top ten spanking posts of 2023. The rules are simple, I only look at the number of views from posts that were made after January the 1st, 2023 onwards. There’s no cheating, no bumping up of my favorite posts, no alternate slate of electors, no tinfoil hat conspiracy theories, no space lasers, nothing like that. This is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, whether I like it or not, lol.

Number 1: CARRY ON SPANKING

It wasn’t my personal favorite post by any stretch of the imagination, however, it was the most viewed post on this website in 2023 by a country mile. I don’t remember the exact number, but it had something like 4 times the amount of views that number 2 on this list had.

Now don’t get me wrong, I grew up in England so to see old Babs from the Carry On films getting spanked by Terry Scott from “Terry and June” was certainly a delight, especially as it appears that she had very little on under her tunic. Click here for more…

Number 2: Windsor Sunday Candid’s – 138

Without a doubt a very worthy contender for picture of the year, and I will say that even if I compiled the list myself, this image would have had a decent chance of making the top ten regardless.

A visit to the barracks proved to be a rather hot affair for this young lass. Read more…

Number 3: Birthday Bonanza 1 – Birthday Spankings

Back in May I made 20 posts back to back, each featuring three spanking photos in honor of my 60th birthday. Let’s be honest, if any of those posts were likely to crack the top ten of the year then it was likely to be the very first one.

Thankfully it came in third on the year for most viewed posts, and this particular entry has three awesome spanking photos that I brought to the community. It even features an actual tennis coach giving a birthday spanking to one of her students. Make sure you click the link here and check the photos out, they really are some of the best that I have posted this year. Read more…

Number 4: Roger The Sixth – An Outstanding Spanking Image

Now if I had my way, this image would have been hands down my favorite spanking image of the year. Until I discovered this image it was previously unknown to the spanking world. I mean we knew there was a spanking in the play, an English guy wrote about it on the SpankStatement site back in like 2009 or something, it’s just that nobody had ever seen an image of the spanking.

Earlier in the year I paid for a subscription to the British newspaper archive and BANG, I came up with this delightful image!! There were many others that I discovered and I alerted the community to the website for them to search as well. I’m nowhere near finished posting all of my finds, I still have some awesome spanking images that I believe haven’t been seen before.

But that all pales in comparison, in all my years of running a website, this image is up there as one of the top five spanking images that I have discovered. It is right up there with the Elvis spanking a smiling Jenny Maxwell image that I purchased to share with the community, and the rare Natalie Wood spanking image that, until I paid for it, the community only had a piss poor version to see.

Be sure to click this link to see this wonderful spanking image. Read more…

Number 5: Windsor Sunday Candid’s – 145

For shame, for shame!! One of the rarest of events occurred on this blog earlier this year, I actually pilfered the work of someone else!! Yes, it’s true, I took one of the spanking images from SPKCOMICS to share with you all on my blog.

Of course I went overboard in praising their effort and providing them with the credit that they deserve by linking back to their work! Now if only I got so much as a single link back to the 100’s of images that get sucked up by the globload from my site and repackaged elsewhere 🙂

It’s all about personal ethics though, and I was happy to share the love with the original source of the find.

The image is a lobby card from the movie “The girl who couldn’t quite”. From my time on the British site I do have other images from the play version of this movie, some that I believe are new to the community. Look out for them in 2024. Read more…

Number 6: Windsor Sunday Candid’s – 146

Exactly a week after I posted number 5 on this list, the Sunday Candid that I posted the following week also made the top ten posts of the year.

Now I don’t know how British people feel about this image, whether it is just me or if it is just the age that I am and what this means to me. When I was a very young man I lived in a bedsit, and my girlfriend at the time lived in a girls home for troubled youths. Not exactly what is pictured here in this image and article (other than the bedsit part) but for some reason this picture reaches me on an emotional level. There is something decidedly British that speaks to me here, a part of my former life.

It isn’t a perfect image by any means, but the story means the world to me. Read more…

Number 7: F/M Friday 59

I’ve mentioned it many times in the past, the F/M Collection page on this website is the most viewed page every single year. Don’t ask me why, it’s not like I post any F/M content other than the odd F/M Friday post, but people flock to the page. Maybe it’s because nobody else posts this type of material?

My other work is often purloined which in turn dilutes the need to see them on my site. Not so with the F/M material though. I mean every now and then you can find the odd one added to someone’s site, but in general they aren’t touched much. That’s one theory that I have anyway. Obviously I haven’t posted many of them this year, but one of them still found its way into the top ten of 2023. Quite likely because it fulfills the fantasy of getting an OTK spanking from the teacher quite nicely. That’s Texas for you. Read more…

Number 8: Windsor Wednesday Classic – 265

This is one of my personal favorite photos of the year, and it isn’t even that good of an image! With that said though, I think that because it isn’t a very good image that is what makes it a real classic.

Now I’m not one to embellish what I am seeing, however, in this this instance I truly believe that we are seeing a genuine spanking.

Of course I could be wrong, but if they are playing for the camera then they are doing a mighty fine job. This spanking image prompted a lot of discussion in the comment section, with each of us exploring the nuances of the spanking. Read more…

Number 9: The Scantest Of Protection

Every year there is always a post that makes me ask “How did that make the top ten”?

Number 9 on this list fits that bill perfectly. I mean it is just a generic spanking pic from an old magazine, and unless you are a lover of silky panties and fishnet stockings then it isn’t really that remarkable a picture. However, like I said, I’m honest about this list, and as this is the 9th most viewed post on my site it 2023 then it will have its place on the list reserved. Read more…

Number 10: Birthday Bonanza 9 – More Birthday Spankings

The final entry on the list of most viewed posts of 2023 takes us back to my 60th birthday spanking bonanza, and ironically this set was also specifically birthday spankings as number 3 on this list was as well.

Again, all three images are unique and feature genuine birthday spankings. The first of the images had been shared elsewhere before, but it was misrepresented as being something that it actually wasn’t. So I was happy to share the full context of the spanking which included the image above the spanking image where the girl was blowing out her birthday candles. Be sure to click this link to see all images. Read more…

So there we have it slapnuts!! One more year is down and we move on to year 18 of this humble little spanking blog. I mean if you followed along this year you will know that I have questioned whether or not I wanted to keep doing this, but then I did some self reflection and convinced myself that I could keep doing it, and if I felt the need to take a month off every now and then I could do that as well.

There are still mountains of images that I need to share with you all before my number is called, though I do expect to at least live another decade or so. Even though my entire family died relatively young, I’m the only member of the family that didn’t eat meat. So being meat free for 37 years now has probably been good for the heart, and as all of my male family members died of a heart attack that has to be a good thing, right? 🙂

I hope that you enjoyed the top ten list this year. Do you have a personal favorite image from the previous year? Maybe it didn’t even make the top ten list?

A happy New Year to you all and may 2024 be a fruitful and peaceful one for you all.

New Year Times Six

For two days in a row I am going to break a philosophy of mine. I’ve long been of the mind that if I put up more than 3 pictures in one post then half of them get ignored. That is why I try to keep the number at a maximum of three so that viewers can appreciate all of them.

Today however I am going to give you six pics and better yet, they are all OTK pics. Basically they have been sat in a folder for years and if I don’t share them now then they are unlikely to be seen anywhere. Now they aren’t the best OTK pics, however with a little imagination I am sure that you can enjoy them all.

Why did I mention two days in a row?

To be honest I hadn’t planned on doing the top ten posts of 2023 this year, but as I was watching the Premier League yesterday I decided to have a look at my analytics. Before you know it I had created the list of the top ten most viewed pics of 2023.

The pic that came in fourth was the one that I really wanted to be the most viewed, but I have to be honest with my reporting. That was the ROGER THE SIXTH spanking pic which is one of the best spanking finds that I have ever made. However the most viewed post of 2023 was the CARRY ON SPANKING image where Babs Windsor is getting spanked by Terry Scott.

Anyway, enough waffling for one post, the rest of the top ten will be revealed tomorrow so come on back then. So now let’s begin today’s set of spanking images beginning in 1927.

I’m doing them in chronological order today and the next picture is from 1930 featuring a faceless woman 😉

The caption says it all in this image from 1934.

Moving forward to the 1950s now, specifically 1950 for this fun spanking photo.

I can’t work out what these two are sat on, it is the corner of some type of wall I think. My question is, how did she get in position?

And finally for today, this appears to be an initiation of some kind.

Happy Spanksgiving Everyone

I hope that you all have a wonderful time with your families, may your spanking dreams come true.

What I like about this image is that they have a makeshift chair, in the form of someone on all fours for the spanker to sit upon their back.

Scraping The Bottom Of The Barrel

During a search yesterday I found one new pic and it made me think, maybe I should post another 6 pack of spanking pics that are of extremely poor quality. I mean I literally have a ton of these types of pics where you can barely even make out the spanking.

Normally I try to keep my posts to a maximum of three images per post. It is my belief that any more than that and the individual pictures lose their appeal and get lost in the shuffle. Each to their own, that is just my opinion as a viewer aside from my view as a poster.

Here’s the thing though, and it is something that I have often said, nobody can judge what the appeal of any given spanking pic can do for someone. The six pics that I am posting today I may well see as being of poor quality, but for someone out there it might trigger an emotion that they are able to keep for a long time afterwards. It is one reason why I try my hardest not to crop out just the spanking portion of an image, I would rather post the entire thing because I know for many people, myself included, the exterior of the image is just as important as the spanking part is as well.

Anyway, enough pontificating for one post, you aren’t here to listen to me blather on, are you? LOL.

The first image is the one that I found yesterday that made me think of doing this post today.

Second up, a rather annoying image where the spanker and most of the spankee are cut out of the picture 🙂

For the third image, considering that it was 1926, the image isn’t that bad.

The next image seems to have a shadow and lighting problem, plus it isn’t really a very good spanking pose. Oh shoot, I even left some identifying information on the image name, that’s not like me, I’ll have to do better.

This next image isn’t that bad really, I did well cleaning it up. However, it isn’t exactly the clearest picture one is ever likely to see.

The last image actually raises some questions. To be honest with you this image could just as easily be a male spanking a male as it could be a female spanking a female. Regardless, on this blog we don’t judge anyone. Each to their own. Back in the 1950s crossdressing in Southern Democratic states was frequent. This was done either as some type of initiation process or, many times it was done for variety stage performances. I haven’t done the percentages but it had a very high occurrence of happening, especially in States south of the Mason-Dixon line.

So this might be two men in drag, I really don’t know, nor do I care that much. In fact if I’m not mistaken I even have a spanking image from a play where a guy is playing the role of the spanked girl in the play which would normally be portrayed by a female. The play in question is “Introducing Susan” and having just had a quick look, I actually have two images where the role of the spanked girl is being played by a crossdressing male.

One final note on that, as you are probably all aware by now my photos get purged and used elsewhere frequently. A little while back I had one of my personal images lifted and posted elsewhere. Now how do I know that it was lifted from my blog? That’s easy, the image was a personal pic of two friends of mine who gave me permission to post their pic for your enjoyment.

Here’s the funny part though, the image was reposted as two pin-up girls having some spanking fun. The reason this made me laugh? In that image the person doing the spanking is none other than the husband of the woman he is spanking 🙂 He was so convincing as a pin-up that he was misgendered on this other blog. For the record he is a heterosexual male who is comfortable with his own sexuality.

Windsor Wednesday Classic – 266

A switch in time spanks nine!!

In a short while I will give you all an update on the blog. It isn’t over by any means, I’m just taking a bit of an extended break for now. In a nutshell I have lost interest in spanking, can you believe that? A lifelong obsession just disappeared.

Something happened a while back that turned me off of the scene, but who knew at that point that it would also lead to me not even thinking about spanking for days at a time?

In a short while I will give you a full update but do keep in mind this, I still have reams and reams of spanking pics that have barely been seen before, and I fully intend on providing those to you. Hopefully in years to come many new spanking blogs will arrive and my site can provide a foundation where they can build their own sites off of the back of my hard work. Something that I have been providing for years as it is.

Anyway, I will update you all very soon on how I will progress from here.