Where can I start with this years Florida Moonshine party? Perhaps I should begin with the build up!!

Leading up to the event I didn’t have as much excitement as I have other events in the past, I think perhaps this came from the difficult time I am having at work right now with my colleagues. Jumping way ahead of myself and moving straight to the plane journey home, I have already read a third of Niki Flynn’s book and it is really helping me come to terms with myself. Even though I plan on writing a review once I have completed it, I would HIGHLY recommend that you guys buy a copy of this book. It has also convinced me that I need to go ahead with my original plan of writing my own life story.

Back to the build up for FMS though. Part of the problem also came from a lack of many threads online about the event and to be honest, I had kind of withdrawn from my own friends to a certain degree. There was two lingering problems which had also caused some anxiety on my part, one of which I felt would be a minor issue but I didn’t want any bad feeling about my presence there. That situation was eased the day before the FMS party when I received an email notifying me that everything was cool, and cool it was so there was no need for concern. The other concern though was a big one for me, and caused me a lot of anxiety. There is an issue that I have and it comes from several years ago, the anxiety comes from the fact that while I will be civil and cordial to anyone I meet, in this situation I’m pretty sure I won’t be. In an ideal world I will never have to face this situation again, but while thankfully at this party my worries were needless as I never encountered the problem, I know I won’t always be as lucky and I will one day be forced to deal with the situation.

So the day of the party arrives and with the impending heat I decide that I will get my head shaved the day of the party. That was mistake number one on this day. What I thought was going to be a 15 minute job took 45 minutes and I was battling the time from that moment on. The time I actually got on the road was the time I anticipated being at the airport, still, I did have 2 hours before the flight so I was in okay shape. Well, that’s what I thought anyway!!

It was on the second bus, about 10 minutes into the slow ride that I first thought “I could be in trouble here”. Even so, we made the perimeter of the airport at 2pm, so while I was in a rush I was at least near where I needed to be. Yet another problem lay ahead though, this bus only made one airport stop and that was at a different terminal, so when the bus pulled in at 2.25pm I had to then get the air train to my terminal. Half an hour before the flight and I still haven’t checked in, as mad as I was at myself I tried to keep calm and accept that I had missed the flight. I finally made the terminal at 2.40pm, 15 minutes before the flight was to take off. What type of Top am I? Not exactly a great role model being that I missed my flight through sheer procrastination. That mistake cost me $50 to get on a later flight and I now had a 4 and a half hour wait for the next flight. With embarrassment in my face I called my friends ZED and Ginger to let them know I wouldn’t be at the hotel the time I had planned and not to worry if I didn’t show at 7pm. My flight now got in at 10.30pm but the troubles weren’t over yet, there was still a matter of the super shuttle to deal with, or the NOT so super shuttle.

It was about 10.45pm when I got on the shuttle for what I understood was going to be a straight drive to the hotel. Within minutes I realized that wasn’t going to be the case as there were 5 drop offs, with me being drop off number 5!! As if that wasn’t bad enough we had a driver on the first day on the job that constantly fidgeted and fussed with the satellite computer, his phone and passenger requests. I swear he went no faster than 15 miles an hour while the passenger next to me badgered and harassed him to ensure she was the closest and therefore the first drop off. I was worn out when he got to my hotel, which he happened to pass twice as *I* told him we were there. The passing of the hotel twice and the subsequent turning around I could have done without at this point. Still, we finally pulled into the entrance of the hotel and I noticed that there was a welcoming committee there waiting for me. ZED and Ginger, Siege and short4ever, Iggy and Munchkin.

It is always such a great feeling to see your friends again and we all welcomed each other with hugs and greetings, except for Munchkin at first, the silly girl. Munchkin paraded around the outside while I hugged everyone, convinced that I didn’t really like her. I will go into that more later, but I could have spanked her right there and then in front of everyone for thinking such a thing!! Everyone had waited up for me and now that I had arrived, most of my friends retired to bed, leaving Munchkin, Iggy and I to get me settled.

After such a long trip I wanted a beer real bad, I’m not sure if the girls did in all honesty, but they at least accompanied me as I strolled outside. When we were deciding which way to go a couple of guys came out of the hotel and noticed me straight away. I told them what my plan was and Jersey John and Mike decided to join us at a local bar. My ‘Drink’ turned into several and we closed the bar at around 2am. Iggy had gone to bed already and Munchkin and I walked to 7-11 before going back to my room.

This is where the real fun starts though because I am a really strange cat. There is a philosophy that I carry with me at spanking parties and can easily be misread as something else. This is where I stand on the first night of a party, I try my utmost NOT to play on the first night. It is of really high importance to me that my friends are more than just a bottom to spank, and that I’m more than just a hand to spank their bottom with!! I would much rather spend the first night talking to my friends, there will be plenty of time to play later. Of course my little Munchkin who already thinks that I don’t like her, now also thinks that I don’t want to spank her either. Some times being a good guy doesn’t pay at all!! Trust me, I had every intention of spanking her little tail, I just wasn’t going to do it on the first night. Little did I know at that point though, that the first night was the only time that we would be alone together for the rest of the party, other than a 15 minute window that I created to give her a well deserved spanking! She was due a super long good girl spanking which would have had her panting for an hour or more and I’m real sorry that she missed out on that, one of the few regrets I have of the party. Instead we just lay on separate beds talking about sex until 5am, lol. When I escorted her to her room I did allow myself to give her one swat 😉

Friday morning came and Munchkin and I exchanged text messages, her on her cell phone and me on my laptop. I had Brunch with ****** who were on a different table to a fellow spanking group which included Amber, Tom and Gary from Amateur Spankings. When I finally hooked up with Munchkin and Iggy I had noticed quite the change in Munchkins behavior, perhaps I really should have spanked her the night before because along with the sass, she also managed to give me the middle finger and was quite happy with herself. The power had gone out in the hotel and I still needed to set up for the vendors fair, so while I would have loved to have spanked Munchkin my work had now doubled as I had to carry a heavy suitcase down 5 flights in unbearable temperatures. Sweating my ‘Bollocks’ off as Ian had so politely put it, I managed to get to the vendors hall where Munchkin, RG, Iggy and Amber Grey assisted me with the aesthetic look of my display, and before long I got to stand there watching people get spanked all around me, it sucked, lol.

RG I owe a debt of gratitude to for agreeing to sit at my table half way through so that I could pop out and have a smoke. I am also in debt to Iggy and Munchkin for so kindly helping me get set up with my display. Unfortunately the vendors fair was a resounding failure for me as I barely covered the vendor’s fee that I had put up. Thankfully I was going there for the party anyway and not to make money, so I at least was able to meet some wonderful people and if for nothing else, we were able to market the product to an audience that may not have seen it before. This would be a good time for me to rip on the Bush regime but I think I will save that for later, lol, but it is understandable to me because with the cost of living nowadays money is scarce for everyone, spankos included. My goal was to get the PB name out there and I think we achieved that. I was pretty happy because Bailey form spankingbailey.com came over to my table and stayed there for 20 minutes just shooting the breeze, she is such a lovely girl and I’m sad that I never got the chance to spank her, even though I think she hinted towards that when I saw her on Sunday. Lizzy Madison and David Pearl also came over to the table when Bailey was there and I got to speak to them both as well for a good ten minutes, yet another really awesome couple and I am glad that I got to meet them!!

So it is now Friday night and what’s this you say, no spanking yet? Well my good people, that is about to change, starting with Miss middle finger herself, Munchkin!! There is a lot to come in part two which will include pictures, and there is also going to be a story about the spanking that I gave to Amber Grey on Saturday night which you will not want to miss!! This little girl got her bottom spanked and spanked good!! There will also be pictures to go with that story. Anyway, this is enough for part one, part 2 will be with you guys soon.

Richard Windsor.