Ever get that feeling that you have said all that there is to say?
The penultimate post in the series of 60 spanking pictures to celebrate my 60th birthday. Today our theme is canoe paddles and I will add these pictures to one of my folders, I just haven’t decided which one will go where yet.
Join us tomorrow for some brand spanking new Men Are Like Streetcars spanking pics as our final birthday spanking post, which is kind of appropriate being that I always post the Men Are Like Streetcars spanking pics on a Sunday. (Edit: this post was bumped back a couple of days due to the Roger The Sixth post)
Just three more postings after this one for the birthday spanking bonanza. Well, four if you include the one for luck post that I also added. I have also just pre-posted an update for next Friday as well which will focus on the issue of finding spanking images without a search engine, it is quite a fun post and of course will include some awesome images.
There used to be a time long ago where there was this talk of a birthday paddle, in fact I have one such set where a college girl is getting spanked by everyone while she is collecting signatures. I will have to dig that up one day.
None of today’s offerings are birthday related, they are just a nice little set of butts being paddled. These will be added to my WINDSOR’S PADDLING’S folder. By the way, the first paddle looks rather unique and I dare say that it produced a nice sting.
For the umpteenth day in a row, here are yet another three photos for you to enjoy. The topic today is Superlative paddling’s. All three images will be added to my SUPERLATIVES folder.
Just five more posts after this one to complete the 60 spanking pics to celebrate my 60th birthday. Are you all enjoying them so far?
Yesterday I told you about how my blog has halved in number regarding the amount of daily visitors that I get, and a reader left a comment offering perhaps a reason for this. So this morning I took a deep dive into my statistics to see if I could find the metric that has caused such a drop in numbers and I found it, and it should be of no surprise to anyone, it’s all my own doing, lol 🙂
Back on October the 22nd last year I changed the format of the blog. I had run the blog on a custom made theme that I built over ten years ago. Last year I decided that it was time to change the format of the blog as I felt that the old theme was rather clunky, so I opted instead for a ready made theme provided by WordPress. Something that I felt was cleaner and easier to navigate and something that was more suited for Mobile users. My old theme rarely supported a mobile version whereas this new version completely supports it.
Well guess what, starting on October the 22nd of 2022 (funny how that happens, eh ;)) it drastically affected the number of daily visitors to the site.
What was the metric in question? It was SEARCH ENGINES!!
Starting on 10/22/22 every hit from DuckDuckGo was eliminated, as in I no longer get any referrals from DuckDuckGo whatsoever. But the biggest impact was through Google search, I lost roughly 200 hits a day from Google search alone. That pretty much accounts for why my numbers went from 600 visitors a day to 300 visitors a day.
The only plus side to this is that eventually I will start to build up the Google search hits once again, it’s just going to take some time. So that is the bottom line, the drop in viewership is my own damn fault because I changed the theme of this blog from my custom built one to a generic pre-made theme.
So, in honor of me being a complete and utter plank, here is a plank spanking for you, haha.
Today I paid $130 to renew this site for one more year, so you still have me for another year at least.
This website is my only connection to the spanking world anymore, I no longer have any presence on spanking social media and I speak to practically nobody in the spanking community, unless of course they contact me via this website.
That might not be forever, things may change down the line, but right now I am more than content and happy. There are times in your life where you need to sever the ties in order to enjoy life more.
It’s funny actually, I was watching a video on Youtube yesterday. The video was a playthrough of the video game “The Last of us – Part 2”. Now I personally thought that the game was beyond awesome, so much so that I like to watch people play it for the first time to enjoy their reactions to it. The game didn’t come without controversy though, especially for those whole hold extreme right wing views (think Bud Light et al). Well in the comment section of the latest video a person came in to tell everyone how much he hated the game, but others were simply like “Dude, let it go”.
It’s been three years since the game came out, and yet here he is, still looking for people uploading the game to tell everyone how much he hates the game, lol. Let it go man, you will be so much happier 🙂
Having gone through my vast archives in the last couple of days I have had to come to a realization. If I don’t start posting masses of pics soon then people are never going to see them. A lot of weeks go by and I find more new spanking pics than I post, so my archive just grows and grows.
The problem that I always have though is how much is too much? I always find that if a person posts 3 or 4 spanking photos then those photos are individually appreciated, but if gobs and gobs of photos are shared in one post then people don’t take the time to appreciate them, they just scroll through for the best ones.
In a few weeks time I turn 60 years old, and I have it in my mind to post 60 spanking images to mark the occasion. Maybe that is the wrong approach though, maybe I should post 10 spanking pics a day for a week during the week of my birthday. That way you can all get a spanking every day of the week 🙂 Don’t even get me started on becoming 60 years old, it just sounds so gosh darn old, doesn’t it?
Anyway, enough jibber jabber, I’m not here to talk your ears off. Today’s image will be added to my WINDSOR’S PADDLINGS folder. As you can see from the two images included, the actual spanking image was spread over two pages. I tried to cut out the middle section but to be honest with you, I don’t know if it made the image better or worse. Either way, you guys can decide for yourselves.
Yes, it’s true, here is an image from 1922 that I recently discovered over on Ebay. Now I actually missed the auction for this picture, I happened to find this in the sold listings, but I am so glad that I went looking.
Now I’m no engineer, but, the concept to me from 100 years ago seems to have little difference to spanking machines that were made in the modern day. In this one it appears that someone turns the handle, which in turn pulls the paddle back and then at some point the paddle is released to deliver a swat. There is a pole going up the middle, but I don’t think that it has any bearing on the actual spanking device. It looks to me that it is purely there to balance the structure and is also used to hold the spanking mechanism itself.
The only question that I have, and maybe you structural engineers can help me out here, do you think that the person cranking the handle does a full turn to draw the paddle back and then releases the handle? Or, do you think that as they crank the handle there is a trigger point where the handle snaps free and is picked back up on the next rotation?
It does seem to be to be the former, only because I see a block on the spindle which would indicate a stop point when the handle is released.
Spanking machines have been on the minds of people for a long time. From the cartoon depictions of yesteryear, to the early rudimentary devices such as this one, to the many stories written about spanking machines. In fact I even have a SPANKING MACHINE STORY that I wrote myself. They have filled the fantasy mind of spankos for a long time now.
Be sure to click on the image for the full sized version, it is a large picture.
Isn’t this a great little find though? An actual spanking machine from 1922. This will be added to my WINDSOR’S SPANKING FINDS album.
An apple a day won’t get you out of a paddling, nice try!!
Now not every spanking picture is going to be as good as the one that I POSTED YESTERDAY. The thing is though, I have so many spanking pics that I have to keep posting them because I am always finding new ones. Some of these images I have had for years, which is no good to you guys who want to see them.
By the way, I hope to dive into that new spanking story that I am writing later tonight, I’m in a bit of a story writing mood at the moment which includes writing stories for others. It’s all about giving and making people happy. Talking of stories, I was conversing with Judy from STEAMY BEDTIME today and she told me about three short stories that she has recently written in the month of June. As I have just mentioned, life is all about giving to others so I am going to link to Judy’s stories for you to check out. While you are there you should also check out all of the stories on the OVER THE DESK website. Look at that, I am making a new post today and I’m already sending you guys elsewhere. Do come back, won’t you? 😉
While the Steamy Bedtime stories are listed as Short Stories, two of them come in at 5,500 words while the other is 3,500 words, so there is definitely some meat behind the bones there. Check out the following three stories by clicking each highlighted link.
Now then, time for my paddling image for this week. An apple a day, now bend over!! This will be added to my WINDSOR’S PADDLINGS album.
Now that looks like a nice sized target to aim for 🙂 If you look carefully I am guessing that the woman about to be paddled has a cigar in her mouth. This is another Ebay find that has been on my hard drive for four years already, and I never noted any details on the image so just as likely as not none were provided either. It definitely looks like an initiation ceremony of some kind, it could even be a sorority pic. I’m afraid that I am not sure. My guess is that it is from the 1930s and is probably an initiation into a women’s club of some sort.
By the way, I have created a new tab called OUTDOORS. This is what I will be adding to all of my outdoor spanking pics. Just bear with me because I have 15 years of posts to get through before I can add the tag to archived posts 🙂 Click on image for the full sized version.
It is amazing how much extra time I have now that I have left social media, I guess I never realized just how much time I spent on there wasting away my days. The reason that I mention that is because this week, for the first time in months, I was able to start searching books again, but doing so the old fashioned way.
Why do I own so many spanking pics that have never been seen before? It is because I do things the old school way, I search every book from pillar to post. So far I have completed 6 states for the 1950’s and I have three states partially done, so obviously I have another 41 states to go once I finish those 3. And that is just for the 1950s!!
So most of what I find isn’t labelled, there is no word ‘Spanking’ to search, no play name to search, all I have is my time to go through every page looking for spanking pics that most of the time have no spanking reference. Because that takes a ridiculous amount of time, I will continue to discover new pics all the time. My normal routine is to try and do a 100 books per sitting, which perhaps isn’t as many as it sounds, and a lot of times I don’t find a single spanking pic. Over the last two days for example I found exactly one spanking pic.
So keep coming here, I will always have something new for you, long before my finds are appropriated elsewhere. Of course eventually they will be independently found, independently found on Richard Windsor’s spanking blog of course, lol.
The image today will be added to my SENIOR SUPERLATIVES folder. It looks like the guy knows where the target is 😉