The Spanking Dictionary

Time for an interactive post!!! When you add a comment with a suggestion, I will copy that comment and add it to this post in an ongoing fashion.

After having just read the comments on one of Pixie’s recent posts, I came across a term that was new to me. The term was “Smacktress”, used to describe a spanking model. The term was originally thought of by Dallas from Dallasspankshard. So I thought it would be fun if we could all list words that were created solely for the spanking community. Now don’t worry if you don’t have any, try making something up, I have a feeling that we will hear some really funny suggestions here. I will start you off with a few, and hopefully we will get some participation from the spanking community designed to put a smile on people’s faces. I actually have a test page on the top of this blog that I can transfer the suggestions here and make a new page for prosperity :-)

 

1) Smacktress ——- Coined by Dallas to describe a spanking model.

 

2) Funishment ——- Originally coined by Richard Windsor, while attempting to describe to Jake and Katie Spades that punishment could indeed be made up to create a fun scenario. The word is now clearly associated with MirandaMarx ;-)

 

3) This Thing We Do —- I believe that Phil Kemp takes credit for being the originator of this term.

 

4) SPLOG ——— Yet another of Richard Windsor’s, to describe a website that is solely based upon spamming affiliate programs to make money, whilst trying to thinly disguise the site as an actual spanking blog. SPLOG = Spam Blog!!

 

5) Hetero Spank Monster ——– Credited to a gay man’s blog, used to describe Richard Windsor of all people, lol :-)

 

6) Spankopoly ——– A board game created by Todd and Suzy.

 

So add your suggestions in the comments below and I will add them to the list as they come in.

Now, just for fun, here are some pet spanking terms that I use for personal use, but aren’t really worthy of a spot in the Spanking Dictionary.

Princess —— Used to describe my little spanklet, Munchkin. Not to be confused with the one and only Princess of Spanking :-)

Little Horror ——- Once used by me in conversation with Pixie, to describe her behaviour.

Bean Eating Bastard——- Originally used by Raven as a pet name for me, since adopted by Sarah Thorne :-)

Lil Ol’ Me ——— Self penned name by Amber Grey.

Spankabilly ——- Any girl in the Rockabilly community who has a penchant for a warm bottom.

13 comments to The Spanking Dictionary

  • Scunge

    Uppity-meaning being especially bratty.

  • ddon

    sorry rich,

    i’ve neen interested for as far back as my memory goes[1942-3] but i don’t think i ever coined a new term.

    sorry you couldn’t make the rattlers gig.

    someday you have to see the secret museum. where else can you see the 1st spanish bodied electric guitar [one of three known,one at the smithsonian, one lost{a pic of it was in a book on guitars} and pat's]. the finast national stainless presentation model, an 1843 minstral banjo[gut strung], a fiddle made out of a human skull, and on and on. if you listened to [the late] citizen kafka on wfuv that was pat providing the records.

    the billy costello alone is worth the price of admission [free].

    the midnight mover groover,

    ddon

  • Kat

    Shattered Hand: What happened to Todd after he tried to spank me. Photo evidence on my blog.

  • Hi Rich,

    My dear husband, Randy, refers to our extensive collection of spanking implements as “weapons of ass destruction.”

    Hugs,
    Bonnie

  • Scunge

    Came up with this one this morning. Spankcation=We are having a Spankcation as we now have privacy. Sort of like a staycation which became popular this year due to the economy.

  • [...] birdseed all over the kitchen – 6 swats  (don’t worry, it was only funishment  — check out the definition at Richard’s [...]

  • Spankocidal– those moments where you’re so furious that whatever you say/do doesn’t matter; the consequences don’t matter. . . . .nothing matters! You’re spankocidal.

  • I was going to share the word spankosexual… I didn’t make it up, but think it’s a good one created for the community. But then I read what Kat said… and, bingo… I came up with one.

    Bratosaurus: The biggest brat ever discovered. It’s greatest weapon was it’s tail, which it would swing about causing great damage. However, it was allergic to wood… which proved to be it’s downfall.

    ~Todd

  • Sweaty Claus – A spanker that is forced to dress in a stifling Santa suit complete with fluffy beard and becomes so hot while spanking naughty brats (and little horrors) that his glasses fog up from perspiration. :D

  • Dan N.

    I don’t believe anyone has mentioned this here yet, but “spankability” is a word long used in spanko circles.

    “Spankability” refers to the degree of attractiveness of a particular bottom, especially for the purpose of spanking.

    Cheers,
    Dan

  • Pygophilous1 aka Ryoga2000

    Check your email for a yousendit.

  • tim

    spankology a knowledge of spanking ,best wishes ,tim ,

  • LOL at Pixie. That would be Richard Windsor. *giggles*

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